Tuesday, August 25, 2020

Don Jr. and Kimberly Guilfoyle Said It All Very Loud and Very Fast So All of It Must Be True


Don Jr. and Kimberly Guilfoyle Said It All Very Loud and Very Fast So All of It Must Be True
Not that you'd know it from the sprawling images of fire and destruction that exploded out of the Republican National Convention on Monday


Night one of the RNC was optimistic if you’re the coronavirus. - Andy Borowitz




The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

A cocaine addict, an adulterer and a fraudster walk into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll you have,  Donald J Trump Jr?" - Jon Cooper






I've Lost Count of the Crimes Trump Has Committed
Miles Taylor, the former Trump administration official who has endorsed Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden, claimed Tuesday that President Trump offered to pardon officials who broke the law while carrying out his immigration policy. 







Congress Passes Bill To Build New 35-Mile Overpass Capable Of Housing Millions Of Evicted Americans. - The Onion





Republican Shenanigans

RNC Kicks Off With Delegates Toasting Trump With Clorox. - Andy Borowitz





Well, Well, Well, Eric Trump Is Quite Cocky Before His Deposition
President Trump’s son, Eric Trump, said Tuesday that the New York state attorney general should recuse herself from investigating the Trump family’s business practices.
Eric Trump, who serves as the executive vice president of the Trump Organization, told Fox News Radio host Brian Kilmeade he is “not at all” worried about the investigation






‘Goodbye, Tiffany, You’ve Served Me Well,’ Says Trump Watching Kellyanne Conway Pack Up Desk. - The Onion

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I don’t know if Biden got a convention bump but Don Jr’s happened before he even walked onstage. - John Fugelsang





I Knew Jackie Kennedy And Melania Is No Jackie Kennedy!
Trump's Trade Advisor Compares Melania to Jackie Kennedy
White House trade adviser Peter Navarro told MSNBC on Tuesday that "Melania Trump is the Jackie Kennedy of her time," ahead of her speech and introduction of the new Rose Garden for the Republican National Convention.







The House is now investigating Mike Pompeo for illegally deciding to speak at the MAGA hate rally Convention, a violation of the Hatch Act, a law that Kellyanne CONway has broken over a dozen times. Now do you see why he fired the IG who was investigating him? He’s a crook. - Ricky Davila

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Congress Sends Unemployed Americans 40 Million Boxes Of Saltwater Taffy From Vacation, - The Onion


Aw, Another Evangelical Loses His Wings
The overnight fall of Jerry Falwell Jr. from high evangelical grace feels in many ways like a Trump-era gloss on the fabled preacher sex scandals that have dogged our self-appointed Protestant moralists throughout the modern era. Instead of absconding with a church secretary like Jim Bakker or patronizing sex workers like Jimmy Swaggart, Falwell Jr. allegedly upped the scandal ante by arranging a threesome with his wife, Becki, and a pool boy. And instead of adjourning directly into the fleshpots of temptation, Falwell Jr. elected, reportedly, to watch; in a conservative movement long given to deriding betrayers of the one true faith as virtual cucks, Falwell Jr. decided to go for the real thing.





Melania Trump to Read Passages from Her Best-Selling Book, “Becoming” - Andy Borowitz





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Wat Ban Rai, the Elephant Temple, is located in the district of Dan Khun Thot in Thailand. Those are dainty little feet on the elephant.

Peace.


Monday, August 24, 2020

Kellyanne Conway announces she's leaving the White House and George Conway is stepping away from Lincoln Project

Kellyanne Conway announces she's leaving the White House and George Conway is stepping away from Lincoln Project
White House counselor Kellyanne Conway announced Sunday evening she will leave her post at the end of the month while her husband, George Conway, said he was withdrawing from The Lincoln Project, both citing a need to focus on their family.
"I will be transitioning from the White House at the end of this month. George is also making changes," Kellyanne Conway said in a statement.
"We disagree about plenty but we are united on what matters most: the kids.


KellyAnne Conway’s daughter did a huge service to America. - Really American tweet




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After terrorist assholes hit the World Trade Center, 2,606 people died. The country came together: Democrats AND Republicans. Now 57% of Republicans call 176,000 dead from COVID-19 "acceptable losses?" What happened to you, America? - Stephen King





Uh Oh, Eric Trump Is In Trouble With the NYAG
The New York state attorney general is asking for a court to compel Eric Trump to be deposed in an investigation of the Trump Organization.
In court filings Monday, Letitia James' office outlined the investigation into whether the Trump Organization "improperly inflated the value of Mr. Trump's assets on financial statements in order to secure loans and obtain economic and tax benefits."


Interpreter Sought To Translate Eric Trump’s Deposition Into English. - Andy Borowitz





Kellyanne Conway Leaving White House To Hunt Down Perpetrator of Bowling Green Massacre, - Andy Borowitz





Republican Shenanigans

Experts Recommend Disinfecting Television After Trump Has Been On. - Andy Borowitz







My My My, More Tapes To Come?
A former friend and adviser to Melania Trump claims that she secretly recorded the first lady making “disparaging remarks” about President Donald Trump and his adult children.












Trump Administration Plants 137,000 Corpses In Fauci’s Bed To Frame Him For Coronavirus Deaths. - The Onion


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Trump Freaks Out After Giant Statue of Obama Suddenly Appears on White House Lawn. - Andy Borowitz





Melania Rips Out Rose Garden Foliage Planted By Previous First Ladies
Melania Trump unveiled her overhaul of the White House Rose Garden Saturday, a month-long project that included digging up trees, replacing vibrant floral beds with white and pastel roses, and laying down paved walkways.





Melania gave the Rose Garden a Brazilian. - Allison Burnett


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Seems like the only qualified, non-criminal person Trump ever hired was Stormy Daniels. - Andrea Junker





These MAGA Politicos Have No Fear of Perjury
Postmaster General Louis DeJoy told senators Friday about cost-cutting fixes he has made to the U.S. Postal Service transportation system supposedly designed to improve service.
But an exclusive NewsChannel 5 investigation found that, at the same time that DeJoy was testifying, the Postal Service was paying for an empty truck to drive from Nashville to Illinois.


“Grandpa Conan, tell us again what ‘crowds’ were.”
“Why the year was 2019. This was pre-Civil War 2. President TikTok hadn’t even been born yet...” - Conan O'Brien





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The European inspired 'Jilongbao Resort' Castle Located in Wanfeng Lake, Xingyi, China. I wonder if cliff diving is available?

Peace.


Friday, August 21, 2020

Steve Bannon strikes defiant tone after arrest: ‘Honey badger doesn’t give’

Steve Bannon strikes defiant tone after arrest: ‘Honey badger doesn’t give’
Steve Bannon on Friday vowed to fight on after being arrested for allegedly diverting money meant for a privately funded border wall for personal expenses, labeling his indictment a “political hit job."


RNC 2020 Slogan:

“If you ain’t indicted, you ain’t invited” - Travis Allen





The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

I wish Trump would get deeply involved with QAnon because then it would only be a matter of time before it is bankrupt. - Andy Borowitz





Problematic Pompous Pompeo
The U.S. Navy flagged a “problematic” request from the State Department in 2018 asking for Secretary Mike Pompeo to receive military housing, according to a memo obtained by the watchdog group American Oversight.
The May 2018 document noted there “might be a negative public perception relating to a civilian Secretary of State displacing a uniformed member of the military in a tight housing market.”







Republican Shenanigans

Trump Furious At Bannon For Not Giving Him Cut of Fundraising Scam. - Andy Borowitz




I Don't Know Who I Dislike More, George W. Bush or Sen. Susan Collins
Former President George W. Bush on Friday backed Republican Sen. Susan Collins of Maine in his first public endorsement of the 2020 election cycle.
Bush has largely stayed out of the political fray since he left the White House in 2009, and his endorsement is a welcome boost for Collins, who is waging her most difficult campaign yet as she seeks a fifth term. 


JUST IN: VT Republican Gov. Phil Scott announces "I won't be voting for President Trump" - Ana Cabrera, CNN



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Joe Biden goes to church so regularly that he doesn't even need tear gas and a bunch of federalized troops to help him get there. - Julia Louis-Dreyfus





Rock The Voter News


Warning That US Could See 3rd Act of COVID-19
The former head of the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) is warning the U.S. could see a “third act” of the coronavirus in the fall and winter...“I do think that we’re going to have a third act of this virus in the fall and the winter and it’s likely to be more pervasive spread in a broader part of the country,” 





"During his entire Presidency, Barack Obama sent out 352 tweets.Trump is now at 43,600." - Pete Souza







USPS ordered to remove 671 mail sorting machines under DeJoy:

59 in Florida 
58 in Texas 
34 in Ohio 
30 in Pennsylvania 
26 in Michigan 
15 in North Carolina 
12 in Virginia 
12 in Wisconsin  
11 in Georgia

They are all swing states. Imagine that.




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FYI: The yacht Bannon was arrested on is owned by Guo Wengui, a billionaire who has a membership at Mar a Lago and is on China's most-wanted list, accused of bribery, fraud, money laundering, and sexual assault.



Florida Is Infected & Unemployed
Florida has struggled in handling unemployment since the coronavirus arrived, and a new study shows that the recovery from unemployment may be just as difficult.
In a new report, WalletHub researchers identified which states were recovering the fastest from the 16.3 million Americans who are currently unemployed in the wake of the pandemic...Florida was last on the list, with a 1,003.71% change in unemployment last week alone, compared to the same time frame last year.


My wife asked me why I spoke so softly in the house. I said I was afraid Mark Zuckerberg was listening! She laughed. I laughed. Alexa laughed. Siri laughed. - Mohamad Safa


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I always wanted to try the art of the trapeze but at my age, I decided to scratch it off my bucket list!

Best wishes to all for a safe and peaceful weekend.