Monday, August 24, 2020

Kellyanne Conway announces she's leaving the White House and George Conway is stepping away from Lincoln Project

Kellyanne Conway announces she's leaving the White House and George Conway is stepping away from Lincoln Project
White House counselor Kellyanne Conway announced Sunday evening she will leave her post at the end of the month while her husband, George Conway, said he was withdrawing from The Lincoln Project, both citing a need to focus on their family.
"I will be transitioning from the White House at the end of this month. George is also making changes," Kellyanne Conway said in a statement.
"We disagree about plenty but we are united on what matters most: the kids.

KellyAnne Conway’s daughter did a huge service to America. - Really American tweet

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

After terrorist assholes hit the World Trade Center, 2,606 people died. The country came together: Democrats AND Republicans. Now 57% of Republicans call 176,000 dead from COVID-19 "acceptable losses?" What happened to you, America? - Stephen King

Uh Oh, Eric Trump Is In Trouble With the NYAG
The New York state attorney general is asking for a court to compel Eric Trump to be deposed in an investigation of the Trump Organization.
In court filings Monday, Letitia James' office outlined the investigation into whether the Trump Organization "improperly inflated the value of Mr. Trump's assets on financial statements in order to secure loans and obtain economic and tax benefits."

Interpreter Sought To Translate Eric Trump’s Deposition Into English. - Andy Borowitz

Kellyanne Conway Leaving White House To Hunt Down Perpetrator of Bowling Green Massacre, - Andy Borowitz

Republican Shenanigans

Experts Recommend Disinfecting Television After Trump Has Been On. - Andy Borowitz

My My My, More Tapes To Come?
A former friend and adviser to Melania Trump claims that she secretly recorded the first lady making “disparaging remarks” about President Donald Trump and his adult children.

Trump Administration Plants 137,000 Corpses In Fauci’s Bed To Frame Him For Coronavirus Deaths. - The Onion


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Rock The Voter News

Trump Freaks Out After Giant Statue of Obama Suddenly Appears on White House Lawn. - Andy Borowitz

Melania Rips Out Rose Garden Foliage Planted By Previous First Ladies
Melania Trump unveiled her overhaul of the White House Rose Garden Saturday, a month-long project that included digging up trees, replacing vibrant floral beds with white and pastel roses, and laying down paved walkways.

Melania gave the Rose Garden a Brazilian. - Allison Burnett


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Business/Tech News

Seems like the only qualified, non-criminal person Trump ever hired was Stormy Daniels. - Andrea Junker

These MAGA Politicos Have No Fear of Perjury
Postmaster General Louis DeJoy told senators Friday about cost-cutting fixes he has made to the U.S. Postal Service transportation system supposedly designed to improve service.
But an exclusive NewsChannel 5 investigation found that, at the same time that DeJoy was testifying, the Postal Service was paying for an empty truck to drive from Nashville to Illinois.

“Grandpa Conan, tell us again what ‘crowds’ were.”
“Why the year was 2019. This was pre-Civil War 2. President TikTok hadn’t even been born yet...” - Conan O'Brien


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Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo

The European inspired 'Jilongbao Resort' Castle Located in Wanfeng Lake, Xingyi, China. I wonder if cliff diving is available?


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