Thursday, August 20, 2020

Steve Bannon Got Busted By the Postal Service Police

Steve Bannon Got Busted By the Postal Service Police. Well Played, Irony.
Acting U.S. Attorney for the Southern District of New York Audrey Strauss said Bannon, Brian Kolfage, Andrew Badolato and Timothy Shea were arrested Thursday morning. Bannon, 66, is set to appear before a federal judge in Manhattan. The four men are accused of defrauding hundreds of thousands of people who donated to the "We Build the Wall" fundraising campaign that raked in more than $25 million to build a wall along the U.S.-Mexico border, according to the indictment. Federal prosecutors said that while donors were assured 100% of the money raised would be used to build the wall, those claims were false.


So obviously money laundering and fraud and scamming charities are all serious crimes, but... there’s a small part of me laughing at the fact that a bunch of anti-immigrant bigots were the ones who got scammed. - RVAwonk tweet




The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Dear America,

Today, agents from the United States Postal Service took Steve Bannon into custody for stealing from racists.

Signed, Karma 






One Of The Many Reasons Trump Is Afraid Of Putin
The Russian opposition activist Alexei Navalny is in a coma and on a ventilator in a hospital intensive care unit after a suspected poisoning.
“We assume that Alexei was poisoned with something mixed into his tea,” his press secretary, Kira Yarmysh, tweeted. “That was the only thing he drank this morning. The doctors say that the toxin was absorbed more quickly because of the hot liquid. Right now Alexei is unconscious.”



The new Senate report on the 2016 Trump-Russia coordination is giving me a real sense of Deja Putin. - Stephen Colbert






This is your reminder that Hillary Clinton received more votes for President than any white man in history.
Also more voters than any white man who spray-tans himself out of the known color spectrum. - John Fugelsang



Republican Shenanigans

Steve Bannon was arrested and federal judge rules Trump must turn over his tax returns, all on the day Joe Biden accepts the nomination. Boom. - Scott Dworkin tweet





So, How Are Things Going Among Republicans?
Former McCain aide Steve Schmidt fired back at former vice-presidential nominee Sarah Palin with a blistering barrage that accused her of “paranoia, pathological lying, profound ignorance, brittleness and insanity.”


Thanks to Donald Trump, 170,000 Americans can't vote by mail or in person. - Middle Age Riot





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Obama Renews Lease Inside Trump’s Head. - Andy Borowitz




Rock The Voter News

Just another day where none of my former coworkers on Hillary's campaign are going to jail. - Jess McIntosh tweet





Have you noticed that undocumented immigrants commit crimes at a considerably lower rate than trump’s campaign staff?




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Not surprised that Erik Prince, Kris Kobach and Trash Jr helped Steve Bannon promote his “We Build The Wall” money laundering scheme. I’ll say it again, the MAGA regime is a criminal syndicate, a stupid one at that. - Ricky Davila




I spoke with Postmaster General DeJoy regarding his alleged pause in operational changes. During our conversation, he admitted he has no intention of replacing the sorting machines, blue mailboxes and other infrastructure that have been removed. - Speaker Nancy Pelosi





Trump's A Chicken Killer Too, Of Baby Chicks!
At least 4,800 chicks shipped to Maine farmers through the U.S. Postal Service have arrived dead in recent weeks after rapid cuts hit the federal mail carrier's operations, Rep. Chellie Pingree said.
Pingree, a Maine Democrat, is raising the issue of the dead chicks and the losses farms are facing in a letter to Postmaster General Louis DeJoy and U.S. Department of Agriculture Commissioner Sonny Perdue, The Portland Press Herald reported.


In other news, the assistant director of DHS' Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency, Brian Harrell, has just submitted his resignation to Trump, per letter I obtained. Says he is returning to the private sector. - Natasha Bertrand, Politico




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The Badlands, South Dakota. I'd definitely get lost in there.

Peace.


Wednesday, August 19, 2020

‘Fawning’ Trump scorched for congratulating ‘murderous dictator’ Putin

‘Fawning’ Trump scorched for congratulating ‘murderous dictator’ Putin
The Senate Intelligence Committee’s report showing how President Donald Trump and members of his campaign team and family colluded with Russia also included an embarrassing letter from Trump to Russian President Vladimir Putin.


The RNC has confirmed that Vladimir Putin will not be speaking at the GOP convention, but that Trump will still be able to hear him through an earpiece. - George Takei





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Donald Trump: "Buy American."

Vladimir Putin: "I did." - Middle Age Riot





Way To Go, Joe!
A security guard who once blurted “I love you” to former Vice President Joe Biden nominated him to become president during the Democratic National Convention on Tuesday night. Jacquelyn Asbie, a security guard for The New York Times, had made the comments while escorting Biden to a meeting with the paper’s editorial board. 









Melania At Women’s Suffrage Event: ‘I Am A Woman Who Suffers Every Day’. - Andy Borowitz




Republican Shenanigans

2019: Can't wait to watch Avengers: Endgame!
2020: Can't wait to watch the House Oversight Committee grill the Postmaster General! - Conan O'Brien





Hard Angry Edged Man Accuses Michelle Obama of Being Hard Angry Edged Woman
Fox News’ Brit Hume offered kind words for Jill Biden’s “tremendously effective” speech on the second night of the Democratic National Convention, but then he immediately contrasted her “very likable” demeanor to the “hard, angry edge” of Michelle Obama’s speech the night before.





Trump Says Fauci Has Never Designed A Decent Pillow In His Life. - Andy Borowitz




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Rock The Voter News

Kanye West could shoot Trump in the middle of Fifth Avenue and I'd still vote for Joe Biden. - DKnight10000 tweet





AOC Angry At NBC
Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez tore into NBC News over a now-deleted tweet that said she “did not endorse Joe Biden” during her brief speech at the Democratic National Convention, which is true, but which she pointed out misled viewers.







With respect to Paul Manafort's interactions with a Russian intelligence officer, that ought to give a chill down the spine to everyone, that that was happening with the campaign manager of a presidential campaign and a Russian intelligence officer. - Sally Yates




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Melania to Deliver Convention Speech from Empty Classroom at Trump University. - Andy Borowitz


Facebook Goes Wild Spreading Misinfo!
Groups and pages that spread misleading health news attracted an estimated 3.8 billion views on Facebook in the past year, an activist group said in a report Wednesday — adding that those networks pushing bogus claims drew far more traffic than authoritative sources on topics like Covid-19.





It was an incredible honor to be Hillary’s senior policy advisor during her 2016 presidential campaign. It’s so special to know she will address the convention on the same night as my sister. Can’t wait! - Maya Harris tweet







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South Island Bay, New Zealand. Stunning. I imagine standing there in the brush feeling very tiny.

Peace.


Tuesday, August 18, 2020

Fox's Chris Wallace lauds Michelle Obama convention speech: 'Really flayed, sliced and diced Donald Trump'

Fox's Chris Wallace lauds Michelle Obama convention speech: 'Really flayed, sliced and diced Donald Trump'
Veteran Fox News anchor Chris Wallace praised former first lady Michelle Obama's virtual speech at the Democratic National Convention late Monday, with the "Fox News Sunday" host stating that she "really flayed, sliced and diced" President Trump.


Michelle Obama’s speech is so good, I can’t wait to hear it again with a Slovenian accent next week at the RNC. - The Hoarse Whisperer




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Michelle brings us hope, Melania brings us a dope. - Irishrygirl tweet





My My My, Manafort Is Knee Deep In Russians
Manafort worked with Russian intel officer who may have been involved in DNC hack, Senate panel says
It’s the furthest U.S. officials have gone in describing Konstantin Kilimnik, a longtime Manafort associate, as an agent of the Russian government.


If Obama's campaign had worked directly with Russian intelligence and the Republicans found out about it 100 years from now, they'd exhume his grave and put his remains on trial. - Tea Pain





BREAKING- The Robert E. Lee statue will be making a speech at the RNC. - Tony Posnanski tweet




Republican Shenanigans

"He pardoned Susan B. Anthony? Man, I was so wrong about that guy!" - how Donald Trump actually thinks women across America will react to the news - Max Weiss tweet





Trump's Probably Going To Get This Guy Arrested
A former senior official in the Trump administration endorsed former Vice President Joe Biden for president on Monday.
Miles Taylor, who served as the Department of Homeland Security's chief of staff, in a video endorsement of Biden said that working under the current administration was "terrifying."
"What we saw week in and week out, for me, after two and a half years in that administration, was terrifying. We would go in to try to talk to him about a pressing national security issue — cyberattack, terrorism threat. He wasn't interested in those things. To him, they weren't priorities," Taylor says in the video, which was produced by the group Republican Voters Against Trump.





hey, remember when our president wore a mask for about 15 minutes and our entire press corps fell all over themselves in a mad dash to declare him serious and engaged? those were fun times. - Jeff Tiedrich


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Trump Blasts Michelle Obama For Undercounting How Many Deaths He Caused. - Andy Borowitz




Trump's Capos Are Illegal Claims GAO
The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) on Monday dismissed a congressional watchdog's finding that the agency's top two officials were ineligible to serve in their positions.
Chad Mizelle, the senior official performing the duties of DHS general counsel, called the Government Accountability Office's (GAO) report "baseless and baffling." The GAO, which is under the purview of Congress, ruled last week that acting DHS Secretary Chad Wolf and his top deputy, Ken Cuccinelli, are illegally serving in their posts because their appointments were invalid under the order of succession. 


Susan B. Anthony Begs Trump Not To Pardon Her: “I Don’t Want To Be On Wikipedia Page With Roger Stone” - Andy Borowitz





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it's over 100 degrees in california. 110 in some parts. we're in a pandemic. & farm workers are out in the fields wearing masks & sweatshirts to feed america on minimum wage. if you eat today, contemplate that. - Claire tweet


Louis DeJoy's attorney probably told him "they are going to lock your dumbass up if Trump doesn't win."
Under fire from Congressional Democrats, Postmaster General Louis DeJoy announced today he will suspend several cost-cutting initiatives in an effort "to avoid even the appearance of any impact on election mail... until after the election is concluded."






The President may hate the post office, but he’s still going to have to send them a change of address card in January. - Sen. Amy Klobuchar



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Pebble people for your pleasure.

Peace.