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Wednesday, August 19, 2020

‘Fawning’ Trump scorched for congratulating ‘murderous dictator’ Putin

‘Fawning’ Trump scorched for congratulating ‘murderous dictator’ Putin
The Senate Intelligence Committee’s report showing how President Donald Trump and members of his campaign team and family colluded with Russia also included an embarrassing letter from Trump to Russian President Vladimir Putin.

The RNC has confirmed that Vladimir Putin will not be speaking at the GOP convention, but that Trump will still be able to hear him through an earpiece. - George Takei

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

Donald Trump: "Buy American."

Vladimir Putin: "I did." - Middle Age Riot

Way To Go, Joe!
A security guard who once blurted “I love you” to former Vice President Joe Biden nominated him to become president during the Democratic National Convention on Tuesday night. Jacquelyn Asbie, a security guard for The New York Times, had made the comments while escorting Biden to a meeting with the paper’s editorial board.

Melania At Women’s Suffrage Event: ‘I Am A Woman Who Suffers Every Day’. - Andy Borowitz

Republican Shenanigans

2019: Can't wait to watch Avengers: Endgame!
2020: Can't wait to watch the House Oversight Committee grill the Postmaster General! - Conan O'Brien

Hard Angry Edged Man Accuses Michelle Obama of Being Hard Angry Edged Woman
Fox News’ Brit Hume offered kind words for Jill Biden’s “tremendously effective” speech on the second night of the Democratic National Convention, but then he immediately contrasted her “very likable” demeanor to the “hard, angry edge” of Michelle Obama’s speech the night before.

Trump Says Fauci Has Never Designed A Decent Pillow In His Life. - Andy Borowitz

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Rock The Voter News

Kanye West could shoot Trump in the middle of Fifth Avenue and I'd still vote for Joe Biden. - DKnight10000 tweet

AOC Angry At NBC
Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez tore into NBC News over a now-deleted tweet that said she “did not endorse Joe Biden” during her brief speech at the Democratic National Convention, which is true, but which she pointed out misled viewers.

With respect to Paul Manafort's interactions with a Russian intelligence officer, that ought to give a chill down the spine to everyone, that that was happening with the campaign manager of a presidential campaign and a Russian intelligence officer. - Sally Yates

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Business/Tech News

Melania to Deliver Convention Speech from Empty Classroom at Trump University. - Andy Borowitz

Facebook Goes Wild Spreading Misinfo!
Groups and pages that spread misleading health news attracted an estimated 3.8 billion views on Facebook in the past year, an activist group said in a report Wednesday — adding that those networks pushing bogus claims drew far more traffic than authoritative sources on topics like Covid-19.

It was an incredible honor to be Hillary’s senior policy advisor during her 2016 presidential campaign. It’s so special to know she will address the convention on the same night as my sister. Can’t wait! - Maya Harris tweet

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Tuesday, August 18, 2020

Fox's Chris Wallace lauds Michelle Obama convention speech: 'Really flayed, sliced and diced Donald Trump'

Fox's Chris Wallace lauds Michelle Obama convention speech: 'Really flayed, sliced and diced Donald Trump'
Veteran Fox News anchor Chris Wallace praised former first lady Michelle Obama's virtual speech at the Democratic National Convention late Monday, with the "Fox News Sunday" host stating that she "really flayed, sliced and diced" President Trump.

Michelle Obama’s speech is so good, I can’t wait to hear it again with a Slovenian accent next week at the RNC. - The Hoarse Whisperer

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Michelle brings us hope, Melania brings us a dope. - Irishrygirl tweet

My My My, Manafort Is Knee Deep In Russians
Manafort worked with Russian intel officer who may have been involved in DNC hack, Senate panel says
It’s the furthest U.S. officials have gone in describing Konstantin Kilimnik, a longtime Manafort associate, as an agent of the Russian government.

If Obama's campaign had worked directly with Russian intelligence and the Republicans found out about it 100 years from now, they'd exhume his grave and put his remains on trial. - Tea Pain

BREAKING- The Robert E. Lee statue will be making a speech at the RNC. - Tony Posnanski tweet

Republican Shenanigans

"He pardoned Susan B. Anthony? Man, I was so wrong about that guy!" - how Donald Trump actually thinks women across America will react to the news - Max Weiss tweet

Trump's Probably Going To Get This Guy Arrested
A former senior official in the Trump administration endorsed former Vice President Joe Biden for president on Monday.
Miles Taylor, who served as the Department of Homeland Security's chief of staff, in a video endorsement of Biden said that working under the current administration was "terrifying."
"What we saw week in and week out, for me, after two and a half years in that administration, was terrifying. We would go in to try to talk to him about a pressing national security issue — cyberattack, terrorism threat. He wasn't interested in those things. To him, they weren't priorities," Taylor says in the video, which was produced by the group Republican Voters Against Trump.

hey, remember when our president wore a mask for about 15 minutes and our entire press corps fell all over themselves in a mad dash to declare him serious and engaged? those were fun times. - Jeff Tiedrich

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Trump Blasts Michelle Obama For Undercounting How Many Deaths He Caused. - Andy Borowitz

Trump's Capos Are Illegal Claims GAO
The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) on Monday dismissed a congressional watchdog's finding that the agency's top two officials were ineligible to serve in their positions.
Chad Mizelle, the senior official performing the duties of DHS general counsel, called the Government Accountability Office's (GAO) report "baseless and baffling." The GAO, which is under the purview of Congress, ruled last week that acting DHS Secretary Chad Wolf and his top deputy, Ken Cuccinelli, are illegally serving in their posts because their appointments were invalid under the order of succession.

Susan B. Anthony Begs Trump Not To Pardon Her: “I Don’t Want To Be On Wikipedia Page With Roger Stone” - Andy Borowitz

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Business/Tech News

it's over 100 degrees in california. 110 in some parts. we're in a pandemic. & farm workers are out in the fields wearing masks & sweatshirts to feed america on minimum wage. if you eat today, contemplate that. - Claire tweet

Louis DeJoy's attorney probably told him "they are going to lock your dumbass up if Trump doesn't win."
Under fire from Congressional Democrats, Postmaster General Louis DeJoy announced today he will suspend several cost-cutting initiatives in an effort "to avoid even the appearance of any impact on election mail... until after the election is concluded."

The President may hate the post office, but he’s still going to have to send them a change of address card in January. - Sen. Amy Klobuchar

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Stay Safe Everyone!

Monday, August 17, 2020

Jared Kushner defends administration’s response to the coronavirus pandemic

Jared Kushner defends administration’s response to the coronavirus pandemic
Kushner led a coronavirus response task force aimed at maintaining supply chains and devising a national testing plan.

Someone please give me a puppy right now. - Rex Huppke

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New Claim That Enemies of U.S. Developed Trump in Lab. - Andy Borowitz

He Has Lots of 'Splaining To Do!
Postmaster General Louis DeJoy has been summoned to Capitol Hill what House Oversight Committee chair Rep. Carolyn Maloney (D-NY) is describing as an “urgent” hearing next Monday, Aug. 24. The hearing comes amid a widespread outcry over a variety of moves made by his administration which have slowed down the U.S. mail — moves which have drawn more scrutiny ahead of an election expected to have many ballots cast by mail.

Bill Barr Injures Back While Trying to Lift Mailbox Into Truck. - Andy Borowitz

Republican Shenanigans

If Kamala is such a ho, why can I only find nude pictures of Melania all over the internet? - DKnight10000 tweet

Nancy Will Be In The House
Speaker Nancy Pelosi and House Democratic leaders will summon the House back in session this coming week to confront President Donald Trump’s attempts to undermine the U.S. Postal Service, she announced Sunday night.

Is there any reason why Robert Trump's cause of death during a pandemic is being treated like a state secret? - Eric Boehlert

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Obama Hurt By Trump’s Reuse of Birther Strategy: “I Thought It Was a Special Thing Between Him and Me” - Andy Borowitz

Rock The Voter News

Harris Tells Trump She Cannot Send Him Birth Certificate Without Postal Service. - Andy Borowitz

This Virus Is Gonna Be Around For A Long, Long Time
More than one-in-five Texans who are tested for coronavirus are positive, the worst statewide rate in the country. But the number of people getting tests has plummeted in the last two weeks, which could understate how widespread the virus really is as schools reopen and hospitalizations and deaths remain near record highs.

How is it that we have every possible path to information and yet we are the dumbest people alive? - Elizabeth Hackett

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Another 1,029 Americans died yesterday from coronavirus. Some perspective: In mid-March, the U.S. & South Korea each had approximately 90 deaths. The U.S. now has 169,754 deaths. South Korea, with a population of 52 million, has 305. - Wolf Blitzer tweet

Business/Tech News

Don't worry, I'm sure those mailboxes being removed in Oregon are just being cleaned and painted before being dumped in the ocean. - Stephen Colbert

42%? Who Are These People?
Forty-two percent of Americans questioned in a new Gallup survey approve of President Trump’s job as commander in chief, a slight improvement over a 38 percent reading during the month of June.
At the same time, an overwhelming percentage of Americans disapprove of Trump’s handling of race relations and the novel coronavirus, two issues at the center of the political debate less than three months until the November presidential election.

Perhaps the most chilling aspect of the last four years is knowing that 40% of this country can’t recognize evil when it is staring them in the face. - David Heller

Face masks should have a reflective surface, so people who aren’t wearing them can see what assholes they are. - Conan O'Brien

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