Wednesday, August 12, 2020

Biden picks Sen. Kamala Harris as running mate

Biden picks Sen. Kamala Harris as running mate
Former Vice President Joe Biden announced his long-awaited pick for a running mate, selecting the senator from California as his choice for vice president.


Kamala Harris faces strong challenge in overcoming natural warmth and charm of Michael Pence, experts say. - DPRK News tweet




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New Zealand found four cases in Auckland and their prime minister is basically like, “we’re shutting this sh-t down again!”

Meanwhile the United States is eating paste, licking door knobs, and sticking crayons up its nose. - Imani Gandy tweet





Having US Mail Problems? Blame Trump.
A shakeup of the U.S. Postal Service is leading to mail delays, union officials said on Tuesday, heightening concerns that an ally of President Donald Trump is destabilizing the service as millions of Americans consider whether to cast their ballots by mail in the Nov. 3 presidential election.





I love the smell of Republican meltdowns in the morning. - Jeff Tiedrich





Vice President Mike Pence is scheduled to debate Sen. Kamala Harris on Oct. 7. at the University of Utah.
Kamala is gonna make him cry..


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Pence Terrified To Be Alone On Debate Stage With Woman. - Andy Borowitz





I Yearn For A President Who Welcomes His Intelligence Briefings
President Donald Trump’s interest in taking intelligence briefings has been declining steadily since his first months in office and has dropped to near zero in recent weeks, according to a HuffPost review of all of his daily schedules.





Kamala Harris should do a press conference every day at the same time as Trump's and just rip him apart. - Jennifer Rubin


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I’ve known Senator Kamala Harris for a long time. She is more than prepared for the job. She’s spent her career defending our Constitution and fighting for folks who need a fair shake. This is a good day for our country. Now let’s go win this thing. - Barack Obama Tweet


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It's a small thing but it's not a small thing. I'd just like a President and Vice President who can laugh. - Stuart Stevens Tweet






All Right All Right All Right
Oscar-winning actor Matthew McConaughey will be interviewing Dr. Anthony Fauci, the director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases and member of the nation's Coronavirus Task Force, on Instagram Live later this week.





Thank god it's Kamala! I was worried Biden was going to pick someone else who would have made me absolutely still vote for him no matter what. - Stephen Colbert Tweet

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Harris’s Approval Rating Soars After Trump Reminds Nation How “Nasty” She Was to Kavanaugh. - Andy Borowitz




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Trump has already called Kamala Harris “nasty” which is apparently his go-to insult for women. Not all women, of course. He’d never say that about his close lady friend who’s in jail for child sex-trafficking. - Bette Midler





Trump Says If Biden's Elected We Will Have To Speak Chinese. 
Question: Mandarin or Cantonese?
"China will own the United States if this election is lost by Donald Trump," Trump, referring to himself in the third person, told conservative radio host Hugh Hewitt. "If I don't win the election, China will own the United States. You're going to have to learn to speak Chinese, you want to know the truth."



I felt like Oprah in this video when Biden chose Kamala



Am I the only one feeling genuinely hopeful for the first time in 4 years? - Bryan Behar tweet






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This was around 9am this morning at Tamarindo Beach. I photographed the videographer filming the student surfers. God, I love this place.

Peace.


Tuesday, August 11, 2020

Russia coronavirus vaccine approved, Vladimir Putin says

Russia coronavirus vaccine approved, Vladimir Putin says
Russian President Vladimir Putin announced the approval of a coronavirus vaccine for use on Tuesday, claiming it as a "world first," amid continued concern and unanswered questions over its safety and effectiveness.

It won't be long before Trump tells us he's already taken Russia's vaccine. - DKnight10000 tweet





BREAKING: Joe Biden Chooses Kamala Harris As His Running Mate



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Trump Says Spanish Flu of 1918 May Have Caused War of 1812. - Andy Borowitz




Secret Service Shoots Man Outside White House. No, It Wasn't Trump
The sister of a former Dayton man shot by a Secret Service agent outside the White House on Monday said the family is still trying to understand what happened.
Myron Berryman, 51, was shot about 6 p.m., disrupting President Donald Trump’s news conference as a Secret Service agent ushered the president out of the briefing room.


Trump Praises Woodrow Wilson For Opposing Online Learning During Spanish Flu Pandemic. - Andy Borowitz




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Thanks, but I'll wait for the covid vaccine that Joe Biden says is safe. - Jeff Tiedrich






Karening From Behind Bars
In new court filing, Ghislaine Maxwell complains about "uniquely onerous" conditions behind bars, and argues that she is being treated worse than other inmates as a result of Jeffrey Epstein’s death by suicide in jail.









Trump Signs New Executive Order Granting Himself Unemployment Check in January. - Andy Borowitz


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"George Washington would have had a hard time beating me before the plague came in, before the China plague.” — President Trump today





Trump Wants To Infect College Football Players, Too!
President Donald Trump railed against reports that college football’s Power 5 conferences will cancel their season, defending several top athletes who are advocating for the season to continue.




Republicans: "I wonder what we could do to keep the Democrats from winning the Black voter bloc?"

Black Voters: "Deal with COVID, do some police reform, and denounce white supremacy as a political ideology." 
Republicans: "Got it! We'll put Kanye West on the ballot." - Corey Richardson tweet





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If u tariff me I gonna tariff u. - Sarah Cooper

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People are calling for the presidential debates to be canceled, but if that happens, how will I decide who to vote for? - Conan O'Brien


NOW Republicans Require Masks At Their Convention?
Attendees at the Republican National Convention will be required to wear masks and badges that allow them to be tracked through Bluetooth technology, NPR reported Tuesday.
The badges will allow for full contact tracing if anyone is later diagnosed with the coronavirus, Jeffrey Runge, a health consultant for the convention, told the outlet.




I'd pay good money to watch Trump try to pronounce coccyx. - Jeff Tiedrich





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Honolulu, Hawaii. I'd love to get that sand in between my toes.

Peace.


Monday, August 10, 2020

Nation hits 5 million coronavirus cases with few signs of slowing

Nation hits 5 million coronavirus cases with few signs of slowing
As the U.S. surpassed 5 million coronavirus cases this weekend, the milestone was met with little fanfare as some school districts planned to reopen and thousands descended on Sturgis,


America offers the most worthless COVID test results in the world. - Bill Gates




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Georgia Governor Orders Statewide Ban on Science. - Andy Borowitz




Trump Must Be Itching To Stir Up More Trouble In Portland, Oregon
President Trump on Monday suggested Oregon authorities call in the National Guard in response to sustained protests here, claiming state officials were “putting people’s lives at risk” by failing to do so...The arrival of federal agents to protect a federal courthouse, whose tactics included detaining protesters in unmarked vehicles and deploying large amounts of tear gas, rejuvenated the protests around their 50th day.




What I have learned in 2020 : During a pandemic, entire societies are held captive by the immovable certainties of its dumbest citizens. - Kurt Eichenwald




Republican Shenanigans

It's so hard to trust anyone married to Kellyanne Conway. - DKnight10000 tweet





Bikers For Trump Membership Soon To Be Reduced Thanks To Sturgis
In a Saturday evening appearance on CNN, the founder of the “Bikers For Trump” organization, Chris Cox, made several questionable claims about the coronavirus pandemic, calling it a “plan-demic” organized by the “left” to sink the U.S. economy and damage President Donald Trump.






The only white people in the Bible are the ones who executed Jesus. - John Fugelsang





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I used to think Mitch McConnell was the greatest traitor to this country since Robert E. Lee. Bill Barr has proven me wrong. My bad. - Mary L. Trump




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Trump’s executive orders from the golf club:
Cut unemployment benefits for millions.
Reduce funding for Social Security and Medicare.
Do nothing to treat the virus, open schools, or help people vote.
What’s next for Trump while millions of Americans suffer?
The back nine. - Adam Schiff




Hear, Hear! ACLU Wants To Dissolve Homeland Security
The American Civil Liberties Union on Monday called for the dissolution of the Department of Homeland Security, calling it a “fail[ed] experiment” that has become a “badge of shame” under President Trump.
“Nearly 20 years of abuse, waste, and corruption demonstrate the failure of the DHS experiment. Many knew DHS to be an ineffective superagency, but President Trump has converted DHS into our government’s most notable badge of shame,” the organization said in a series of tweets Monday.




If you’re looking for someone to blame for football getting canceled, you might start with the guy who keeps saying the virus will just magically disappear and then goes golfing. - Rex Chapman


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Trump Furious After Bezos Offers Free One-day Prime Shipping For All Mail-in Ballots. - Andy Borowitz




Conservative Cat Fight
Pro-Trump personalities Diamond and Silk, since leaving Fox News streaming service Fox Nation in a cloud of Covid-19 controversy, have found a new outlet to host their show: Newsmax TV...Diamond & Silk were sacked from Fox News’ subscription service, Fox Nation, in late April of this year after the controversial duo floated coronavirus conspiracy theories.


China, if you're listening, please find the results of Trump's cognition test. - Jeff Tiedrich




Sign in 1918 (courtesy of Emma Donoghue's THE PULL OF THE STARS): MASK YOUR COUGH AND MASK YOUR SNEEZE, ONLY FOOLS AND TRAITORS SPREAD THE DISEASE. - Stephen King tweet





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Apparently even the cows are social distancing in Cadiz, Spain.

Peace.