Tuesday, August 11, 2020

Russia coronavirus vaccine approved, Vladimir Putin says

Russia coronavirus vaccine approved, Vladimir Putin says
Russian President Vladimir Putin announced the approval of a coronavirus vaccine for use on Tuesday, claiming it as a "world first," amid continued concern and unanswered questions over its safety and effectiveness.

It won't be long before Trump tells us he's already taken Russia's vaccine. - DKnight10000 tweet

BREAKING: Joe Biden Chooses Kamala Harris As His Running Mate

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Trump Says Spanish Flu of 1918 May Have Caused War of 1812. - Andy Borowitz

Secret Service Shoots Man Outside White House. No, It Wasn't Trump
The sister of a former Dayton man shot by a Secret Service agent outside the White House on Monday said the family is still trying to understand what happened.
Myron Berryman, 51, was shot about 6 p.m., disrupting President Donald Trump’s news conference as a Secret Service agent ushered the president out of the briefing room.

Trump Praises Woodrow Wilson For Opposing Online Learning During Spanish Flu Pandemic. - Andy Borowitz

Republican Shenanigans

Thanks, but I'll wait for the covid vaccine that Joe Biden says is safe. - Jeff Tiedrich

Karening From Behind Bars
In new court filing, Ghislaine Maxwell complains about "uniquely onerous" conditions behind bars, and argues that she is being treated worse than other inmates as a result of Jeffrey Epstein’s death by suicide in jail.

Trump Signs New Executive Order Granting Himself Unemployment Check in January. - Andy Borowitz


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Rock The Voter News

"George Washington would have had a hard time beating me before the plague came in, before the China plague.” — President Trump today

Trump Wants To Infect College Football Players, Too!
President Donald Trump railed against reports that college football’s Power 5 conferences will cancel their season, defending several top athletes who are advocating for the season to continue.

Republicans: "I wonder what we could do to keep the Democrats from winning the Black voter bloc?"

Black Voters: "Deal with COVID, do some police reform, and denounce white supremacy as a political ideology." 
Republicans: "Got it! We'll put Kanye West on the ballot." - Corey Richardson tweet


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If u tariff me I gonna tariff u. - Sarah Cooper

Business/Tech News

People are calling for the presidential debates to be canceled, but if that happens, how will I decide who to vote for? - Conan O'Brien

NOW Republicans Require Masks At Their Convention?
Attendees at the Republican National Convention will be required to wear masks and badges that allow them to be tracked through Bluetooth technology, NPR reported Tuesday.
The badges will allow for full contact tracing if anyone is later diagnosed with the coronavirus, Jeffrey Runge, a health consultant for the convention, told the outlet.

I'd pay good money to watch Trump try to pronounce coccyx. - Jeff Tiedrich



Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo
Honolulu, Hawaii. I'd love to get that sand in between my toes.


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