Thursday, July 30, 2020

The congressional underclass erupts in fury after Gohmert gets Covid-19


The congressional underclass erupts in fury after Gohmert gets Covid-19
The revelation Wednesday that Texas Republican Louie Gohmert, a renegade lawmaker known for stalking the halls of Congress without a mask, tested positive for Covid-19 has unleashed a fusillade of anger on Capitol Hill — a sudden release of built-up tension over how the institution has dealt with the coronavirus pandemic within the confines of its own workplace.


If you are refusing to wear a mask due to concern your brain won’t get enough oxygen, I’m here to tell you; that ship has already sailed. - YS tweet





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The USA is experiencing 1 Covid death per minute. That's about 500 deaths during each round of golf Trump plays. - Frank Schaeffer 






Trump May Delay The Election. Probably Accompanied By A Nuke Strike.
President Donald Trump explicitly floated delaying November's presidential election on Thursday, lending extraordinary voice to persistent concerns that he will seek to circumvent voting in a contest where he currently trails his opponent by double digits.


Sen. Lamar Alexander (R) reminds reporters Pelosi would become president if the election were delayed past Jan. 20, when prez terms expire: "if we were to delay the election past January 20, the President would be the Speaker of the House. So I wonder if anyone's thought about that." - Kaitlan Collins, CNN tweet





Opens the news. GDP DOWN 33 PERCENT. TRUMP FLOATS DELAYING THE ELECTION. THAT TULSA RALLY ACTUALLY KILLED HERMAN CAIN. Closes the news. - Jon Lovett


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In the midst of a civil war, one that for Americans was the deadliest armed conflict in history, 150,000 Union soldiers voted by mail in 1864. Their votes helped ensure the re-election of President Abraham Lincoln, the preservation of the nation, and the end of slavery. - George Conway tweet


Trump Must Be A Masochist, Because He's Gonna Get Booed Bigtime.
President Donald Trump is likely to be the only world leader speaking live from New York at this year’s United Nations General Assembly debate, scheduled to take place Sept. 22 to 25.
Kelly Craft, the U.S. ambassador to the U.N., told a virtual event Thursday morning that Trump would be “the only world leader to be speaking in person,” noting that “this is the 75th anniversary (of the U.N.), so it makes it even more special.”







Turns out the walls that we'll remember from the Trump years are the Wall of Moms and the Wall of Vets. My eyes brim with tears as I see the images. 
America is there, behind the tear gas, the lies, the pandemic death wrought by incompetence. America is there, standing strong. - George Takei


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If Trump loses, he’s gonna be the first president to have to be evicted. Whew chile, the ghetto. - Jemele Hill tweet





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Watching the John Lewis funeral, I see love in the pews and at the pulpit. I see empathy, decency, and justice. I see the power of “good trouble.” This is ALSO our America. Let us not forget it or forsake it. - Dan Rather



I'm Not Crying. You Are. OK, I Am.
Rep. John Lewis spent one last night in D.C. Tuesday before being taken to Georgia for his burial. As the "conscience of Congress" laid in state on the steps of the Capitol for one final night, a double rainbow appeared above the dome.








It's incredible to be reminded of a President that can speak in public for 30 minutes without saying some insane sh-t like suggesting we inject lysol or smoke hydroxychloroquine. - DKnight10000 tweet


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The GDP looks like Putin had it pushed out of a high rise window. - DKnight10000 tweet






Republicans Delay Stimulus Payments To Suffering Americans
White House chief of staff Mark Meadows cast doubt on the possibility of a stimulus package, saying, "I'm not optimistic we'll reach any kind of comprehensive deal."








Seeing and hearing three Presidents honor an American saint seems to make us all feel a little better for a few moments...about all of it. - Craig Melvin







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A Japanese Hokkaido bird looks like a cotton ball with a smile.

Peace.


Wednesday, July 29, 2020

Trump Doubles Down on Demon Sperm Doc. Yes, You Read That Correctly.

Trump Doubles Down on Demon Sperm Doc
The President of the United States doubled down on his support of a doctors “summit” peddling the debunked COVID-19 drug hydroxychloroquine—just as social media companies crack down on the viral coronavirus disinformation that came out of the event.


Call me a wild-eyed conspiracy theorist but it appears the administration is trying to unload its giant warehouse stockpile of Hydroxychloroquine & unsold Don Jr books. - Scott Linnen tweet



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Trump To Withdraw 12,000 Troops From Germany And Move Them To Portland. - Andy Borowitz





Federal Officers Retreat From Portland
After weeks of violent encounters between protesters and federal officers in Portland, federal agents will begin withdrawing from the city Thursday while state police will remain downtown, the governor of Oregon announced.


The American people are paying Washington politicians $3,346 dollars per week to tell them they don’t deserve $600 dollars per week during a pandemic. - dilan tweet




Republican Shenanigans

Trump 2016: Things are bad, vote for me so I can fix them
Trump 2020: Things are even worse, vote for me or else things will get much much worse. - Sarah Cooper





Louie Gohmert Catches Covid-19, Blames Mask. I Can't Even.
Texas Republican Rep. Louie Gohmert has tested positive for the coronavirus and is blaming wearing a mask for his diagnosis, despite guidance from the CDC that wearing a mask helps prevent the spread of Covid-19.




And if Covid-19 had been wearing a mask, it might not have caught Louie Gohmert. - John Fugelsang






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Louis Gohmert and the president's top national security advisor have Covid-19. We shouldn't be talking about opening schools. We should be talking about closing the Republican Party.- LOLGOP


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Trump Fumes Over New Poll Showing Coronavirus More Popular Than Him.  - Andy Borowitz


After 500 Years, Black Americans Are Arming Themselves
When coronavirus lockdowns spread nationwide in March, millions of Americans flocked to their local grocery stores and wholesale markets to stock up for what would become months stuck at home. Black Americans did the same, but some had one addendum to their shopping list: a firearm.
Since the beginning of the pandemic, there has been growing interest among African Americans in arming themselves, as evidenced by increased membership in Black gun owner organizations.






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Company Lacks Manpower To Complete Newest Round Of Layoffs - The Onion





Grifters Grift
U.S. President Donald Trump on Wednesday defended his push to use a coronavirus relief package to fund a new FBI headquarters near his Washington hotel despite opposition from fellow Republicans, citing his background as a real estate developer.


Meghan Markle is very clearly an accomplished knight who rescued a helpless prince from a tower and any stories that don’t frame it like that are wrong. - Jessica Ellis tweet






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Kruger National Park, South Africa. Thank you Mother Nature.

Peace.


Tuesday, July 28, 2020

AG Barr Calls Black Lives Matter Protests in Portland ‘an Assault’ on U.S. Government

AG Barr Calls Black Lives Matter Protests in Portland ‘an Assault’ on U.S. Government
In his first appearance ever before the House Judiciary Committee on Tuesday, Attorney General William Barr declined to say that political concerns weren't animating the Trump


Bill Barr Tests Negative for Integrity. - Andy Borowitz




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Living in the US right now is like being in an Aesop fable with incredibly stupid animals. - Andy Borowitz





Portland Protesters Suing Trump Administration
A group of Portland, Oregon, protesters is suing the Trump administration, alleging that the actions of federal agents in the city violated their constitutional rights, went beyond legal authority and were directed by someone not formally confirmed in their role.
The nonprofit Protect Democracy filed the federal lawsuit in Washington, D.C., on behalf of individual protesters and the groups Don't Shoot Portland and Wall of Moms.


‘We Are Upholding The Rule Of Law,’ Bill Barr Tells Congress While Federal Agents Drag Jerry Nadler Into Unmarked Van - The Onion




Do they still play Hail to the Chief when Trump walks into the room or have they changed it to Sad Trombone. - Jeff Tiedrich



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Dr. Fauci Reports That Alcohol May Help People Survive Coronavirus Briefings. - Andy Borowitz





Even The Drug Makers Don't Like Trump
A White House meeting with top pharmaceutical executives that President Donald Trump promised for Tuesday is off, five industry sources familiar with discussions told POLITICO. Three said the drug-pricing discussion was canceled because the major drug lobbies, reeling from Friday’s cluster of executive orders on the topic, refused to send any members.


I mean we all know the government is run by reptiles disguised as humans. - DKnight10000




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John Lewis lies in State while Bill Barr lies to the House. There couldn't be a greater contrast. - Brian Drury tweet


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I'm proud to live in a country  
that shares borders with two other countries  
that have high enough standards to not let us in. - John Fugelsang


Surprise. Surprise. Trump Campaign Is Laundering Money.
An ethics watchdog group has accused President Donald Trump's reelection campaign of obscuring nearly $170 million worth of campaign spending through so-called "pass-through" vendors linked to campaign leadership instead of disclosing the true recipients of the funds.







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Trump Accuses Fauci of Using Fifty Years of Experience as Doctor to Win People’s Trust. - Andy Borowitz






Don Jr. Receives Hand Slap From Twitter
Twitter has banned the US president's eldest son from tweeting for 12 hours.
The punishment followed a post by Donald Trump Jr containing a video discussing the benefits of Hydroxychloroquine.
Some, including President Trump, have suggested the drug works as a preventative measure against coronavirus, despite medical studies that indicate the contrary.




Idea: we hire Jeff Goldblum to calmly talk this virus into chilling out. - Conan O'Brien





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I literally slid down a mountain hanging to branches, bushes, whatever to get to this waterfall, yet my shoes and slacks remain white. Pacific Guanacaste, Costa Rica, 2003.

Peace.