Wednesday, July 29, 2020

Trump Doubles Down on Demon Sperm Doc. Yes, You Read That Correctly.

Trump Doubles Down on Demon Sperm Doc
The President of the United States doubled down on his support of a doctors “summit” peddling the debunked COVID-19 drug hydroxychloroquine—just as social media companies crack down on the viral coronavirus disinformation that came out of the event.

Call me a wild-eyed conspiracy theorist but it appears the administration is trying to unload its giant warehouse stockpile of Hydroxychloroquine & unsold Don Jr books. - Scott Linnen tweet

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Trump To Withdraw 12,000 Troops From Germany And Move Them To Portland. - Andy Borowitz

Federal Officers Retreat From Portland
After weeks of violent encounters between protesters and federal officers in Portland, federal agents will begin withdrawing from the city Thursday while state police will remain downtown, the governor of Oregon announced.

The American people are paying Washington politicians $3,346 dollars per week to tell them they don’t deserve $600 dollars per week during a pandemic. - dilan tweet

Republican Shenanigans

Trump 2016: Things are bad, vote for me so I can fix them
Trump 2020: Things are even worse, vote for me or else things will get much much worse. - Sarah Cooper

Louie Gohmert Catches Covid-19, Blames Mask. I Can't Even.
Texas Republican Rep. Louie Gohmert has tested positive for the coronavirus and is blaming wearing a mask for his diagnosis, despite guidance from the CDC that wearing a mask helps prevent the spread of Covid-19.

And if Covid-19 had been wearing a mask, it might not have caught Louie Gohmert. - John Fugelsang


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Louis Gohmert and the president's top national security advisor have Covid-19. We shouldn't be talking about opening schools. We should be talking about closing the Republican Party.- LOLGOP

Rock The Voter News

Trump Fumes Over New Poll Showing Coronavirus More Popular Than Him.  - Andy Borowitz

After 500 Years, Black Americans Are Arming Themselves
When coronavirus lockdowns spread nationwide in March, millions of Americans flocked to their local grocery stores and wholesale markets to stock up for what would become months stuck at home. Black Americans did the same, but some had one addendum to their shopping list: a firearm.
Since the beginning of the pandemic, there has been growing interest among African Americans in arming themselves, as evidenced by increased membership in Black gun owner organizations.


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Business/Tech News

Company Lacks Manpower To Complete Newest Round Of Layoffs - The Onion

Grifters Grift
U.S. President Donald Trump on Wednesday defended his push to use a coronavirus relief package to fund a new FBI headquarters near his Washington hotel despite opposition from fellow Republicans, citing his background as a real estate developer.

Meghan Markle is very clearly an accomplished knight who rescued a helpless prince from a tower and any stories that don’t frame it like that are wrong. - Jessica Ellis tweet



Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo
Kruger National Park, South Africa. Thank you Mother Nature.


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