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Wednesday, June 3, 2020

'No justice, no peace': Tens of thousands in London protest death of Floyd

'No justice, no peace': Tens of thousands in London protest death of Floyd
Tens of thousands of people chanting “no justice, no peace, no racist police” marched through central London on Wednesday to protest against racism after the death of George Floyd in Minneapolis.

"We must take the high road. It's the only one left open to us." - Brenda von Tungeln

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

For all you hippies having acid flashbacks to the 60s: those aren't flashbacks. - Stephen Colbert

Another One To Bite The Dust?
Secretary of Defense Mark Esper is on shaky ground with the White House after saying Wednesday that he does not support using active duty troops to quell the large-scale protests across the United States triggered by the death of George Floyd and those forces should only be used in a law enforcement role as a last resort.

Kim Jong-Un Claims Trump Stole His Idea of Using Military To Attack Americans. - Andy Borowitz

Republican Shenanigans

Iowa Steve King lost. I am the last Steve King standing.(Takes a bow.) - Stephen King

If 2020 was an album cover

So, How's Florida's Reopening Going?
On Wednesday, Florida saw its largest number of new cases of the coronavirus since mid-April as the state works to reopen its economy.
The Florida Department of Health announced the state has a total of 58,764 confirmed cases of the disease, a jump of 1,317 from the day before.

Can you imagine 4 more years of the last 4 days? - Vincent Evans

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I want the national guard to arrest the looters in the white house. - Sarah Cooper

Oooh, Trump Is An Inspector, Too!
President Donald Trump spent several minutes claiming he wasn’t rushed to an underground bunker Friday because of protests, but rather was merely touring the facility for “inspection” purposes.
There are reports that the news coverage of Trump’s brief stint in the Presidential Emergency Operations Center (PEOC) upset Trump, and inspired him to stage the photo op at St. John’s Episcopal Church Monday afternoon.

Trump Hides Under Desk After Diet Coke Can Opens Loudly. - Andy Borowitz

From "I have a dream"

to "I have a nightmare."

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‘This Face Will Be The Last Thing You See Before You Die,’ Says Trump In Healing Address To Nation. - The Onion

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It seems only fair that the people responsible for 40 million lost jobs should lose theirs. - Middle Age Riot

Major Study Warning Against Use of Hydroxychloroquine Questioned for Suspect Data
The World Health Organization and several national governments changed their coronavirus policies based on flawed data from healthcare analytic company Surgisphere, according to a new report from The Guardian.

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Tuesday, June 2, 2020

Teargas for protesters before Trump poses at church with Bible

Teargas for protesters before Trump poses at church
Extraordinary scenes have unfolded in Washington after Donald Trump declared there would be a military crackdown on protests stemming from the George Floyd killing. Crowds were cleared from around the White House with teargas, rubber bullets and flash-grenades so that Trump could make an excursion on foot from the White House to the damaged “Church of the Presidents” and pose for photos while waving a Bible around.

The President held up a bible at St. John’s church yesterday. If he opened it instead of brandishing it, he could have learned something:
That we are all called to love one another as we love ourselves.
That’s hard work. But it’s the work of America. - Joe Biden

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

i need to see a birth certificate to be sure Donald Trump was born and not summoned. - ziwe tweet

Russian Trolls?
A Twitter account that tweeted a call to violence and claimed to be representing the position of "Antifa" was in fact created by a known white supremacist group, Twitter said Monday. The company removed the account.

The Bible isn't a prop.
It's a f-cking hammer that Christian Conservatives use to beat the rest of us. - Stonekettle

From Holy Ground to Holey Ground
Rev. Gini Gerbasi said that she, along with the church's seminarian, were forcibly removed from the patio of St. John's Episcopal Church less than an hour before President Trump arrived to take pictures while holding a Bible.
“The patio of St. John's, Lafayette square had been HOLY GROUND today. A place of respite and laughter and water and granola bars and fruit snacks. But that man turned it into a BATTLE GROUND first, and a cheap political stunt second.”

Republican Shenanigans

So can we all admit Colin Kaepernick was right? - Marlon Weems

No Hope In This Hick
According to reports from both the New York Times and the Daily Mail, Hope Hicks, who now serves as counselor to the president, was the brains behind having Donald Trump leisurely stroll from the White House over to St. John’s church for a photo-op that has turned into a public relations disaster for the administration.

Cops are straight up like, we’ll f-cking kill you if you keep saying that we kill people. - Diego Lopez

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Eric Trump Released After Being Accidentally Locked In Bunker All Weekend. - Andy Borowitz

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Australian News Crew Attacked By U.S. Police
The Australian government has asked its embassy in Washington to investigate an incident of violence against an Australian news crew by U.S. law enforcement that transpired during efforts to disperse peaceful protesters and enable President Donald Trump’s photo opportunity in front of a church near the White House.

Study: Many of Nation’s Problems Could Be Solved by Having a President. - Andy Borowitz

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Remember when Jesus cleared the Mount with tear gas so he could give his Sermon in it? - Middle Age Riot

Business/Tech News

Leaders who have hidden in a bunker and gassed their own citizens include Saddam Hussein, Adolf Hitler and Donald Trump. - Ben Wexler

Mon Dieu pas Poutine
Canada does not support Russia’s return to the Group of Seven, proposed by U.S. President Donald Trump over the weekend, because Moscow continues to flout international law, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau said on Monday.

Iraq Offers To Send Peacekeeping Troops To U.S. - Andy Borowitz

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Monday, June 1, 2020

Congratulations, you survived the month of May

Trump took shelter in White House bunker as protests raged
WASHINGTON (AP) — Secret Service agents rushed President Donald Trump to a White House bunker on Friday night as hundreds of

CNN host: Do you think the president is capable of making a statement calling for national unity?
Atlanta mayor: I think he's capable of READING one.

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I will be introducing an amendment to the National Defense Authorization Act to discontinue the program that transfers military weaponry to local police departments. - Sen. Brian Schatz

The Police Are Shooting The Messengers
As protests across the USA raged over police brutality and the killing of George Floyd, police forces aimed to disperse demonstrators...“Targeted attacks on journalists, media crews and news organizations covering the demonstrations show a complete disregard for their critical role in documenting issues of public interest and are an unacceptable attempt to intimidate them,” said Carlos Martínez de la Serna, program director of the Committee to Protect Journalists.

1-star Yelp review of the United States:
"This used to be my favorite place, but it came under new management a few years ago and has been going downhill ever since." - MIddle Age Riot

Republican Shenanigans

The day after found out trump has been hiding in the bunker, he got on the phone to tell governors how “weak” they are. - Adam Parkhomenko

All across America the police are rioting and attacking innocent people and journalists. Who will arrest the police? - Frank Schaefer

Trump Shoots From The Lip, Again.
President Trump pressed the nation’s governors to crack down on protesters during a phone call Monday after a night of violent demonstrations in cities across the U.S., according to multiple sources familiar with the call.
One source familiar with the call said that Trump told governors to “dominate” and “take back your streets.” Trump was sharply critical of local leaders on the call, castigating them as being “weak” in response to the demonstrations, according to another source.

Trump tells Governors regarding protesters:
"You have to dominate, if you don’t dominate you’re wasting your time. They’re going to run over you, you’re going to look like a bunch of jerks. You have to dominate."
That’s exactly how they killed George Floyd in the first place. - Kaivan Shroff

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Fun fact: Hitler tried to hide in a bunker toward the end of his rule. - George Takei

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How are her emails lookin' NOW? - Stonekettle

Something you could do during the Vietnam War Protests that you cannot do now because they'd shoot you.

One More Reason Why I Love Costa Rica
The Legislative Assembly of Costa Rica on Monday observed a minute of silence in memory of George Floyd, a black man who was killed by police in Minneapolis, Minn. and whose death has provoked widespread protests throughout the United States.
The motion read before the Legislative Assembly asked that the lawmaking body “realize a minute of silence in memory of George Floyd, murdered by a police officer in the city of Minneapolis, United States, and in memory of all the Afro-descendent victims of racism and hate.”

Police Department Reduces Costs By Using Same Evidence For Every Investigation. - The Onion

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Business/Tech News

White Christians would've been at Jesus' crucifixion like "If he followed orders he would've been fine. The Romans were just doing their job." - Ms. Charlotte

I Wonder If A Descendant of General Sherman Was Involved?
Protesters in Richmond set fire to the United Daughters of the Confederacy headquarters and covered Confederate memorials with graffiti during the second night of outrage and violence Saturday that saw one person shot, businesses around the city looted and storefronts torched.

If YOU don’t understand why ALL these people are Revolting. You’re possibly part of the problem. - ICE T

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