Wednesday, May 13, 2020

McConnell Has Gone Full Trump

With more than 80,000 Americans dead from the coronavirus, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell and President Trump are trying to deflect blame to former President Barack Obama. 


Are your ears so stuffed with lobbyist money that you can’t hear the American people, 
@SenateMajLdr McConnell? - Sen. Elizabeth Warren




The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

I still can’t get over how Americans got tired of COVID and just decided it was over. 




Aw, Jared Is Keeping Us In Suspense Over 2020 Election
Jared Kushner on whether the 2020 election will be held as scheduled: “I’m not sure I can commit one way or the other, but right now that’s the plan.”


Trump+Trump Library=oxymoron
Trump+McConnell=moron
- Stephen King



Republican Shenanigans




People are high-fiving Liz Cheney because she said we should listen to a doctor during a pandemic. That’s where the bar is now America. Don’t trip on it. - Marie Connor





Paul Manafort Released From Prison
President Trump’s former campaign chairman Paul Manafort has been released from prison to serve the remainder of his sentence in home confinement because of concerns over the novel coronavirus, two sources familiar with the matter told ABC News.


It’s safe enough to reopen states but too dangerous to keep Paul Manafort in prison? - JackiSchechner




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How many disaster movies start with some asshole politician like Rand Paul telling an expert like Dr. Fauci to shut up. - Jeff Tiedrich




Billionaire Barbarians Unveiled
The FBI inadvertently revealed one of the U.S. government’s most sensitive secrets about the Sept. 11 terror attacks: the identity of a  mysterious Saudi Embassy official in Washington who agents suspected had directed crucial support to two of the al-Qaida hijackers.  






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Business/Tech News



In hindsight that $1200 stimulus didn't really get anyone too far, huh? - Jared Holt

Biden Backs Rent/Mortgage Forgiveness
Former Vice President Joe Biden, the presumptive Democratic presidential nominee, on Wednesday backed rent and mortgage forgiveness for those struggling to get by during the coronavirus pandemic.





Alajuela, Costa Rica is an amazing city filled with art, street performers and dripping Costa Rican culture. Pete Smith nails it. Bravo.






Tuesday, May 12, 2020

Trump freaks out over possibility of Pelosi becoming president if he and Pence get sick from Covid-19

President Donald Trump started off Tuesday morning with a series of tweets, including one ranting against the presidential line of succession 


l look forward to the day when it is once again embarrassing to be stupid. - Rex Huppke




The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

#TrumpGate is worse than Watergate, worse than Bridgegate, and worse than every other "gate" that has happened in America.

Name another "gate" that caused the deaths of 80,000 American citizens in 2 months.

Go ahead...we'll wait. - Brooklyn Dad Defiant



I'm Surprised Mitch McConnell Didn't Say, "Shut Your Mouth, Boy!"


Classless is bragging about grabbing women by their genitals. Classless is complimenting Nazi sympathizers as "some very good people." Classless is imitating the disabled, people of color and religions other than your own. Classless is lying about a deadly disease.  #Classless - Teresa Cobb




Republican Shenanigans

Republicans love calling themselves the party of Lincoln, yet I have no doubt today's Republicans would have impeached Lincoln for ending slavery. - trom177 tweet
 




Meatpackers Need To Sue Trump


Pence Ordered To Keep Lips Six Feet Away From Trump’s Ass. - Andy Borowitz




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President Email Lady would be wearing a mask, is all I'm saying. - Jeff Tiedrich




Rock The Voter News

Obama Unworried About Trump Accusing Him of Crime Because Bill Barr Does Not Prosecute Criminals. - Andy Borowitz





Rand Paul Needs To Be Tarred and Feathered


Trump being defeated by Obama's Vice President is the most appropriate way for this to come to an end. - Ben Rhodes




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Nobody voted for Donald Trump because they thought he was a skilled communicator, charismatic leader, creative problem solver, brilliant intellect, or selfless humanitarian.

They voted for him because he hated the same people they did. - Middle Age Riot


Business/Tech News



In March, Elon Musk predicted there would be no new cases of covid by the end of April. 

Yesterday, there were 17,776 new confirmed cases.

Today, he wants to reopen his factory, jeopardizing the health of workers to protect his own profits.

Billionaires aren’t the answer. - Robert Reich

WTF? Mike Tyson Returning to Boxing?
In a pair of training videos posted on his Instagram page, Mike Tyson, 53, showed off his agility and power as he hit the pads with a trainer.






Most of Twitter is probably too young to remember this, but about 30 years ago, a toddler fell into a well in Texas and the country was spellbound until she was safe. Now, we're all like, "Who needs grandmas if your roots are showing, amirite? lol" - Fiona Taylor






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An Emu reincarnated in a wood plank?



Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo

Japanese paradise flycatcher feeding its baby.

Peace.


Monday, May 11, 2020

THE BAD NEWS: White House Is Infected With Coronavirus. But The GOOD NEWS IS


Trump administration officials spent the weekend scrambling as they attempted to do contact tracing for Katie Miller, Vice President Mike Pence's press secretary who tested positive for coronavirus last week.


I miss the days when Trump was just going to kill one guy on 5th Avenue. - Bill Ader




The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Wow. The White House has become a Covid-19 hotspot. 

Sending thoughts and bleach. - George Takei




Navy's Top Admiral Self-Quarantines





I think the Trump presidential library should just be a cemetery. - Don Winslow


Republican Shenanigans





How is he not sick yet? Doctors, please investigate if orange spray tan and urine hair dye repel the coronavirus. - Randi Mayem Singer



Maybe We Shouldn't Trust Leaders With Wackadoodle Hair? 
Groups representing UK business and workers have blasted the government's plans to ease coronavirus lockdown rules, complaining that crucial details on how companies should prepare for a safe return to work are missing.



The White House having to be quarantined due to their own stupidity is a delicious plot twist. - Hamish Mitchell






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Rock The Voter News

FUN FACT:  The people that are tellin' you our COVID-19 death/infection numbers are "artificially inflated" are the same idiots that believed Hillary ran a global pedophile ring out of a pizza parlor. - Tea Pain





Fight over Trump's finances moves to Supreme Court
The high-stakes legal confrontation could result in historic rulings on a president's immunity from investigation while in office and Congress' oversight powers.





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Business/Tech News

What’s your favorite Trump lie? Mine is that he “works so hard that he frequently misses meals”. - NotHoodlum tweet





China Planning To Hack United States' Coronavirus Data To Save Chinese People


A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward.” - Franklin D. Roosevelt




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