Trump freaks out over possibility of Pelosi becoming president if he and Pence get sick from Covid-19

Trump freaks out over possibility of Pelosi becoming president if he and Pence get sick from Covid-19

President Donald Trump started off Tuesday morning with a series of tweets, including one ranting against the presidential line of succession 

l look forward to the day when it is once again embarrassing to be stupid. - Rex Huppke

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

• Overloaded Ventilator Bursts Into Flames and Kills Five Coronavirus Patients: Russian Media
• Vladimir Putin’s spokesman in hospital with coronavirus
• Nearly one-third of Americans believe a coronavirus vaccine exists and is being withheld, survey finds
• Coronavirus updates: China to test entire Wuhan population as cluster of cases emerge
• Fauci Warns Reopening Too Soon Will Cause 'Needless Suffering and Death' Ahead of Senate Hearing
• Interpol issues red notice for US diplomat's wife charged with killing Harry Dunn
• Iran accidentally fires missile at its own military ship, killing 19

#TrumpGate is worse than Watergate, worse than Bridgegate, and worse than every other "gate" that has happened in America.

Name another "gate" that caused the deaths of 80,000 American citizens in 2 months.

Go ahead...we'll wait. - Brooklyn Dad Defiant

I'm Surprised Mitch McConnell Didn't Say, "Shut Your Mouth, Boy!"

Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell on Monday slammed former President Barack Obama for criticizing the Trump administration's response to the coronavirus pandemic during a private call last week, asserting that he "should have kept his mouth shut."

Classless is bragging about grabbing women by their genitals. Classless is complimenting Nazi sympathizers as "some very good people." Classless is imitating the disabled, people of color and religions other than your own. Classless is lying about a deadly disease.  #Classless - Teresa Cobb

Republican Shenanigans

• Vice President Mike Pence is "maintaining distance" from President Donald Trump "for the immediate future"
• The White House is testing its staff for coronavirus using a device that often gives false negatives
• Trump Storms Out of Briefing After Bizarre Exchange About China With CBS's Weijia Jiang, Skirmish With CNN's Kaitlan Collins
• Trump Campaign Official Complains About 'POC Liberal Women' Asking 'Stupid Questions' at Press Conferences
• Trump Takes Credit For High Approval Ratings of Governors as His Numbers Continue to Flounder
• Trump Ragetweets Morning Joe, Demands Murder Investigation of 'Total Nut Job' Scarborough
• Rudy Giuliani Has Accused James Comey of Committing a Crime Punishable by Death
• Newly released transcript shows Jared Kushner misled Congress about a contact involving Russia
• Trump administration is still garnishing the wages of 54,000 student loan borrowers
• Lamar Alexander warns 'not enough money' to help everyone

Republicans love calling themselves the party of Lincoln, yet I have no doubt today's Republicans would have impeached Lincoln for ending slavery. - trom177 tweet

 

Meatpackers Need To Sue Trump

Coronavirus spread at more than twice the national rate in U.S. counties with major meatpacking plants during the first week after President Donald Trump issued an executive order directing that they be reopened.

Confirmed Covid-19 cases jumped 40% during the week following the order in counties with major beef or pork slaughterhouses, compared with a 19% rise nationally,

Pence Ordered To Keep Lips Six Feet Away From Trump’s Ass. - Andy Borowitz

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President Email Lady would be wearing a mask, is all I'm saying. - Jeff Tiedrich

Rock The Voter News

• House Democrats released a mammoth $3 trillion relief package
• Stacey Abrams endorses Joe Biden
• Judge rules Cuomo must have sign language interpreters during coronavirus briefings

Obama Unworried About Trump Accusing Him of Crime Because Bill Barr Does Not Prosecute Criminals. - Andy Borowitz

Rand Paul Needs To Be Tarred and Feathered

Republican Sen. Rand Paul challenged one of the Trump administration’s top health advisors on the coronavirus pandemic, questioning why the U.S. shouldn’t reopen schools in the fall when relatively few children die from Covid-19.

Trump being defeated by Obama's Vice President is the most appropriate way for this to come to an end. - Ben Rhodes

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Nobody voted for Donald Trump because they thought he was a skilled communicator, charismatic leader, creative problem solver, brilliant intellect, or selfless humanitarian.

They voted for him because he hated the same people they did. - Middle Age Riot

Business/Tech News

• Mortgage Rates Seen Below 3% With Fed Buying Low-Coupon Bonds
• Airline stocks rise, in face of Boeing CEO's call that a major carrier will likely go out of business
• Trump visit to Pennsylvania factory put off after company decides it's too risky
• 'We did our time': Colorado restaurant defies state order, reopens to packed crowds
• Trump sides with Elon Musk: 'Open the plant, NOW'

In March, Elon Musk predicted there would be no new cases of covid by the end of April. 

Yesterday, there were 17,776 new confirmed cases.

Today, he wants to reopen his factory, jeopardizing the health of workers to protect his own profits.

Billionaires aren’t the answer. - Robert Reich

WTF? Mike Tyson Returning to Boxing?

In a pair of training videos posted on his Instagram page, Mike Tyson, 53, showed off his agility and power as he hit the pads with a trainer.

"I'm back," Tyson, sporting a gray beard, declares at the end of the video.

Most of Twitter is probably too young to remember this, but about 30 years ago, a toddler fell into a well in Texas and the country was spellbound until she was safe. Now, we're all like, "Who needs grandmas if your roots are showing, amirite? lol" - Fiona Taylor

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An Emu reincarnated in a wood plank?

Odd News

• Archaeologists find richest cache of ancient mind-altering drugs in South America
• Not Just Humans, Animals also Practice 'Social Distancing' to Prevent Contagion
• A Chinese Rocket Fell Back To Earth Totally Out Of Control
• Edward Nino Hernandez breaks world's shortest living man record
• Detroit-area residents lift spirits with costumed parades

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Japanese paradise flycatcher feeding its baby.

Peace.

THE BAD NEWS: White House Is Infected With Coronavirus. But The GOOD NEWS IS

White House spent the weekend scrambling as they did contact tracing for staffer who tested positive for coronavirus

Trump administration officials spent the weekend scrambling as they attempted to do contact tracing for Katie Miller, Vice President Mike Pence's press secretary who tested positive for coronavirus last week.

I miss the days when Trump was just going to kill one guy on 5th Avenue. - Bill Ader

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• Coronavirus cases expanding in states preparing to reopen
• 11 Secret Service employees are infected + 60 in self-quarantine
• Cuomo announces parts of New York state to reopen Friday: 'It's an exciting new phase'
• Putin eases Russia's stay-at-home orders as cases soar
• Trump tells Iraq's new PM: US willing to give economic help

Wow. The White House has become a Covid-19 hotspot. 

Sending thoughts and bleach. - George Takei

Navy's Top Admiral Self-Quarantines

Michael Gilday, the Navy's top admiral, will self-quarantine this week despite testing negative for Covid-19 after coming in contact with a family member who tested positive, the Pentagon confirmed on Sunday.

I think the Trump presidential library should just be a cemetery. - Don Winslow

Republican Shenanigans

• Pence had CEOs remove masks before meeting with him
• Spox for VP Pence Denies He's in Quarantine After His Press Secretary Tests Positive
• Pence Asked About Flynn Potentially Returning to Administration: 'I'd Be Happy to See' Him Again
• Sen. Lamar Alexander Self-Quarantining, Two Days Before Committee He Chairs Will Hold Hearing on Reopening Economy
• Almost 2000 former Justice officials condemn department for dropping Flynn case
• Kevin Hassett Addresses Concern Over White House Coronavirus Cases: 'It Is Scary to Go to Work'
• Larry Kudlow Hits Back at Obama for Panning Trump's 'Chaotic Disaster' Coronavirus Response: 'Sounds So Darn Political'
• Charges Filed After Armed All-White Mob Led By Off-Duty Deputy ‘Terrorized’ Black Family in North Carolina

How is he not sick yet? Doctors, please investigate if orange spray tan and urine hair dye repel the coronavirus. - Randi Mayem Singer

Maybe We Shouldn't Trust Leaders With Wackadoodle Hair? 

Groups representing UK business and workers have blasted the government's plans to ease coronavirus lockdown rules, complaining that crucial details on how companies should prepare for a safe return to work are missing.



The White House having to be quarantined due to their own stupidity is a delicious plot twist. - Hamish Mitchell






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Rock The Voter News

• Biden: Trump testing promise a 'baldfaced' lie
• Democrats blast 'blatant misuse' of Russia deterrence funding on border wall
• Sanders says another presidential run is 'very, very unlikely'

FUN FACT:  The people that are tellin' you our COVID-19 death/infection numbers are "artificially inflated" are the same idiots that believed Hillary ran a global pedophile ring out of a pizza parlor. - Tea Pain

Fight over Trump's finances moves to Supreme Court

The high-stakes legal confrontation could result in historic rulings on a president's immunity from investigation while in office and Congress' oversight powers.

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Business/Tech News

• Trump may let workers take Social Security benefits early in exchange for reduced payments later
• Chris Wallace Confronts Mnuchin: ‘Are Your Rosy Predictions Based on Economic Reality or the November Election?’
• Former NBC Staffer Emily Miller Says She Was Sexually Harassed at the Network: 'I Knew That I Had to Leave'
• Bipartisan senators seek funding for pork producers forced to euthanize livestock

What’s your favorite Trump lie? Mine is that he “works so hard that he frequently misses meals”. - NotHoodlum tweet

China Planning To Hack United States' Coronavirus Data To Save Chinese People

The FBI and the Department of Homeland Security are preparing to issue a warning that China’s most skilled hackers and spies are working to steal American research in the crash effort to develop vaccines and treatments for the coronavirus. The efforts are part of a surge in cybertheft and attacks by nations seeking advantage in the pandemic.

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward.” - Franklin D. Roosevelt

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Odd News

• A Chinese Rocket Is Out Of Control And Falling Towards Earth Right Now
• SpaceX Ship Rescues Boater
• Large snake climbs into ATM outside bank
• Singapore Officials Using ‘Robodogs’ To Enforce Social Distancing In Parks
• Florida woman spits on bus driver after told to wear a mask

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Emerald Lake, Canada where shovels make great oars.

Peace.

Coronavirus: US death toll tops 70,000 as New York fatalities top 20,000

Coronavirus: US death toll tops 70,000 as New York fatalities top 20,000
Daily increase in epicentre of US outbreak takes tally nationally to more than 70,000

When will America rise up and say, ENOUGH?!?! - Publius tweet

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

• Trump cryptically tells reporters 'a lot of things' might happen soon following call with Putin
• Republican breaks with Trump, calls for 'tens of millions' of coronavirus tests
• Frustrated doctors push administration to reveal which hospitals are getting remdesivir — and why
• Amid pandemic, Pompeo to visit Israel for annexation talks
• France seizes 440,000 face masks as it breaks up medical smuggling networks
• EU proposes extending its travel ban until June 15

Joe Biden: "Think about how much fear, how much loss, how much agony could have been avoided if President Trump hadn't wasted so much time."

This Is Probably True
American mercenary Luke Denman, who was captured along with other Americans during a failed coup against Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro, claimed President Donald Trump commanded the mission in an edited “confession” video that aired on Venezuelan television Wednesday.

Bill Barr Orders Justice Department To Remove Word Justice From Website. - Andy Borowitz

Republican Shenanigans

• Bill Barr acting ‘strangely confident’ that Trump will win re-election: Ex-FBI special agent
• Mike Pence caught on hot mic delivering ’empty’ PPE boxes into a nursing home ‘for the camera’
• Pence staff member tests positive for coronavirus
• Trump Calls Obama DOJ ‘Human Scum,’ Accuses Administration of Treason in Response to Flynn Case Being Dropped
• Woman Who Accused Dr. Fauci of Sexual Assault Claims Blundering Operative Jacob Wohl Paid Her to Lie
• Kayleigh McEnany called Trump comment 'racist,' 'hateful' and 'not the American way' in 2015
• Neighbor of father and son arrested in Ahmaud Arbery killing is also under investigation

Trump Says Prosecuting Flynn Would Set Dangerous Precedent of Guilty Person Being Punished.  - Andy Borowitz

The two killers of Ahmaud Arbery were finally arrested after 75 days, not because the justice system demanded it, but because the people demanded justice. We will continue to do so until it is served. - George Takei

Lock This Fool Up!
Colorado Republican Chairman Ken Buck is getting some criticism from his own party after it was revealed that he pressured a party official to enter inaccurate election results, the Times-Call reports.
The Denver Post reported this week that Buck, who is also a U.S. congressman, was caught on an audio recording as he attempted to pressure a local party official to submit the incorrect results to set the primary ballot for a state Senate seat.

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Good morning, I want to live. I'm voting for Joe Biden. End of story. - Indian Spice tweet

Rock The Voter News

• New Bill Would Give Americans $2,000 Per Month Until Coronavirus Pandemic Is Over
• House Intelligence Committee releases Russia probe transcripts with dozens of witnesses, including Trump Jr.
• Joe Biden Responds To Accuser Tara Reade's Call For Him To Drop Out: 'These Claims Are Flat-Out False'

Trump is selling these useless facemasks.

Q. What do Barack Obama & Fred Trump have in common? 

A. Donald Trump wrecked everything he inherited from them both 

#TrumpDepression - John Fugelsang

Drip, Drip, STOP!
U.S. Chief Justice John Roberts on Friday put a temporary hold on the disclosure to a Democratic-led House of Representatives committee of grand jury material redacted from former Special Counsel Robert Mueller's report on Russian interference in the 2016 election.
The block will remain in place while the court considers what action to take. The U.S. Court of Appeals for the District of Columbia Circuit ruled in March that the materials had to be disclosed to the House Judiciary Committee and refused to put that decision on hold.

Over 70,000 Americans dead.
More than 20 million newly unemployed.
No national testing and trace strategy.
What was the President’s message to the nation this morning?
That I am “dirty” and “going down.”
I have said he’s unfit for office, and every day he proves me right. - Rep. Adam Schiff

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South Korea and the US had their first reported case on the same day. 

Today, South Korea has reduced daily cases by 90%. In the US, 70,000 Americans have died and unemployment has hit 14.7%.

The difference: competent government that heeds experts. Vote for that in November. - Hillary Clinton

Business/Tech News

• April jobs report shows horrific impact of pandemic
• Still hiring! Walmart, other superstores buck U.S. employment trend
• J.C. Penney to file for bankruptcy as soon as next week, sources say
• Off-duty officer body slams Walmart shopper irate over face mask rule
• Rick Wilson Blasts 'Typical F*ckery' After Facebook Slaps Warning Label on Lincoln Project's Anti-Trump Ad

You couldn't really call Donald Trump a Republican president until he wrecked the economy. - Middle Age Riot

Dept. of Education Puts The Screws To Public Colleges
When Congress allocated money for higher education in the coronavirus rescue package, it set aside nearly $350 million for colleges that had "significant unmet needs."
Most of that money has now been allotted by the U.S. Department of Education to small, private colleges that serve just a fraction of U.S. college students. Meanwhile, public colleges — which serve more than 70% of all college students – are facing a steep drop in state funding.

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Scorpion/Wildfire Update: No scorpions inside my home today but I smashed the twin of yesterday's intruder with my foot in my garden. He was scurrying across the gravel. Shudder.
My son's home is safe so far and he may return home tomorrow.


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Odd News

• Space agency: Human urine could help make concrete on moon
• Boom heard in Washington state likely an exploding meteor
• Fortune cookie numbers earn $2 million lottery jackpot after 5 years
• Iowa man receives postcard mailed 33 years earlier
• For the 1st time, there will be no baby name list this year

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I'd do that in the Maldives via a jetski to avoid those possibly hungry black finned sharks.

Peace.