Tuesday, April 21, 2020

Senate Intel report confirms Russia aimed to help Trump in 2016

Senate Intel report confirms Russia aimed to help Trump in 2016
The Senate Intelligence Committee on Tuesday reaffirmed its support for the U.S. intelligence community’s conclusion that the Russian government interfered in the 2016 presidential election with the goal of putting Donald Trump in the Oval Office.


The bipartisan Senate Intelligence Committee agreed that Russia interfered in the 2016 presidential election and did so to help Trump.
Meanwhile, McConnell has at least 10 election security-related bills that he's stalled.
It's not just Moscow interfering. It's Mitch, too. - Nick Jack Pappas




The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

If North Korea needs a fat, useless, narcissistic sociopath to step in and ruin their country, America will gladly send Trump over. No need to return him, it’s our gift to you! Ps he loves parades as well. - irishrygirl





Hydroxychloroquine Research Not Going Well
A malaria drug widely touted by President Donald Trump for treating the new coronavirus showed no benefit in a large analysis of its use in U.S. veterans hospitals. There were more deaths among those given hydroxychloroquine versus standard care, researchers reported.


Trump Recommends Kim Jong Un Try Hydroxychloroquine. - Andy Borowitz




Nation Close To Getting Video Conferencing Software To Work. - The Onion


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The longer we pretend that he isn’t mentally ill, the more devastation we’re going to experience. - Evan McMullin 




We never had a "booming economy" if 80% of the population can not afford to miss 2 paychecks. Marcos Yo


Attorney General Plans To Strong Arm Governors To Kill Their Citizens
Attorney General William Barr will consider legal action to force governors to ease social distancing requirements for their states.
President Donald Trump’s attorney general told talk radio host Hugh Hewitt that extraordinary measures to fight the spread of coronavirus were justified, but Barr argued that at some point they infringed on constitutional rights, reported Bloomberg.





I'm starting to miss things I hated. - Conan O'Brien


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Countless lives and millions of jobs could be saved if the president had it in him to walk away from the outrage machine and Just Get Us More Tests. - Pete Buttigieg





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Fully Recovered Chris Cuomo Gradually Realizing Family Never Going To Let Him Out Of Basement. - The Onion





Lordy, Texas Lt. Gov.Wants Us To Die For The Economy!
Texas Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick (R) called for the reopening of his state and the country late Monday, saying there are "more important things than living.”
Patrick said on Fox News’s “Tucker Carlson Tonight” that he was “vindicated” after being criticized for saying in March that he thought “lots of grandparents” across the country would risk their survival to keep the country afloat economically.


Foreigners Puzzled Why Trump Thinks Anyone Wants To Immigrate To U.S. At This Point. - Andy Borowitz


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BP Celebrates 10th Anniversary Of Deepwater Horizon By Dyeing Gulf Of Mexico Black. - The Onion


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When a society highlights the loss of an economy more than the loss of human life, it doesn’t need a virus, it is already sick. - irishrygirl


Yep, They Want To Kill Us AND Remain Blameless!
President Donald Trump wants to see Americans sent back to work as quickly as possible — but he apparently also doesn’t want those workers to sue their employers if they happen to get sick from COVID-19 while doing so.





Cuomo Says Florida Beachgoers Travelling to New York Must First Be Tested for I.Q. - Andy Borowitz




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Kauai, Hawaii aka Jurassic Park.

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Monday, April 20, 2020

So, where are the tests?

Govs. Larry Hogan and Ralph Northam Say Trump Claim That States Have Enough Testing is ‘Absolutely False’ and ‘Delusional’
On CNN’s State of the Union, Gov. Larry Hogan (R) of Maryland told host Jake Tapper that President Donald Trump‘s claim that states have enough Covid-19 tests to safely open back up for business is false. And Gov. Ralph Northam (D) of Virginia told Tapper the same, with a little more vigor.


Priceless how he wants Roger Stone and Paul Manafort out of prison for their safety but he wants all of us to go back to work. - Liz Phair





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Fauci Diplomatically Tells Trump Why Diet Coke and Mentos Won’t Cure COVID-19. - Andy Borowitz





Coronavirus Tests: Apparently, It's Not What You Know But Who You Know
Maryland has obtained 500,000 coronavirus tests from South Korea, Gov. Larry Hogan (R) announced Monday, as states push to increase their testing capacity. 
Hogan’s wife, Yumi Hogan, is a Korean immigrant and had been on the phone in the middle of the night in recent weeks helping to secure the purchase, The New York Times reported Monday.


Any news on whether the “thoughts and prayers” vaccine is effective against the coronavirus? - Poetic Justice tweet




Why did God make science too difficult for evangelicals to understand? - Middle Age Riot


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Quarantined Americans Who Do Nothing But Eat and Watch TV Realize They Could Be President. - Andy Borowitz





Pennsylvania Protesters
Protesters gathered in Harrisburg, Pa., on Monday to demonstrate against a statewide stay-at-home order put in place in response to the coronavirus pandemic. 
Video footage shows crowds gathering by the state capitol building, with only some wearing the recommended masks or face coverings. 


Nation’s Parents Fear That If Kids Miss Enough School They Will Turn Out Like Betsy DeVos. - Andy Borowitz



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Many parents are just discovering that the teacher may not be the problem. - Bette Midler




Not All Conservatives Want To Endanger Lives
Talk radio host Rush Limbaugh is “lying” about the efficacy of the nationwide lockdown in diminishing the spread of coronavirus, his industry colleague Michael Savage said on Monday.
“How can LIMBAUGH continue to lie and say ‘we dont know if the lockdowns are working’ WHEN WE KNOW FOR A FACT THAT CHURCH GROUPS AND JEWISH GROUPS WHO REFUSED TO COMPLY BECAME HIGHLY INFECTED?” Savage wrote on Twitter. “Are there no standards in the media? no consequences for endangering lives?”



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Trump filled up the Strategic Petroleum Reserve a month ago with oil at $30 a barrel. 
Right now, it’s going for -$0 a barrel. 
Another brilliant move by our dealmaker-in-chief. - Matt Fuller




Insurers Denying Restaurants Payouts
As the coronavirus pandemic upends the restaurant industry, insurers are denying restaurant companies’ claims for payouts that could help their businesses survive.





Any parent who brings their kid to a “lift the shutdown” rally without proper social distancing, where participants are not wearing masks or face coverings, should be charged with child endangerment.

Put yourself at risk? You’re an idiot. Put your kid at risk? You’re a criminal. - George Takei






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Friday, April 17, 2020

Former Trump lawyer Michael Cohen being released from prison amid coronavirus

Former Trump lawyer Michael Cohen being released from prison amid coronavirus
President Donald Trump’s former lawyer and longtime fixer Michael Cohen will be released from federal prison to serve the remainder of his sentence in home confinement amid the coronavirus pandemic, a person familiar with the matter told The Associated Press.


The truth:The virus was here before the China travel ban at the end of January. Trump did nothing while the virus spread through the U.S. in February and into March. So we were unprepared—short of tests and medical equipment. So we lost many more lives and jobs than we had to. - Bill Kristol





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Every expert says widespread testing is necessary to safely reopen the country.
Virtually no state or local official we’ve spoken to says they have the capacity for widespread testing.
How will this be fixed by May in a country of 330 million people? - Jim Sciutto, CNN


Maybe the Media Should Televise Trump's Daily Coronavirus Briefing Because His Approval Ratings Are Dropping!
Approval for President Donald Trump’s response to the coronavirus crisis is deep underwater for the third week in a row in an ABC News poll, and for 4 of the 5 weeks, the poll has been conducted.






The party of “pro-life” is trying to kill you. - The Woman in the Moon tweet


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It would be a gift to the world and would probably save a lot of lives if Dr. Phil and Dr. Oz never made another television appearance for the rest of eternity. - adrienneelrod tweet

Flori-duh's Governor Reopens Some Beaches
 Florida’s governor on Friday gave the green light for some beaches and parks to reopen if it can be done safely, and north Florida beaches became among the first to allow allow beach-goers to return since closures because of the coronavirus.




Kellyanne Conway Tests Positive For IQ-19. - Andy Borowitz

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In retrospect, the Hunger Games had a lower child death rate than what Dr. Oz is suggesting. - Conan O'Brien





This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things
The new Air Force One instruction manuals will cost the U.S. another $84 million on top of the billions being paid to Boeing for two new presidential aircraft, the Pentagon announced this week.





‘You’ve Served Me Well, But This Has Gone Too Far’ Says Oprah Loading Shotgun After Watching Dr. Oz, Dr. Phil Fox News Appearances. - The Onion

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Fox News Producer Tasked With Calculating How Long It Would Take To Get Kid Rock A Doctorate. - The Onion





Remember When Presidents Wanted Lower Gas Prices?
President Donald Trump's victory lap for convincing Russia and Saudi Arabia to cut production looks awfully premature.
US oil prices plunged another 8% Friday, finishing at a fresh 18-year low of $18.27 a barrel. At one point, crude dropped to $17.33 a barrel -- the weakest price since November 2001.


I spent most of my adult life in the military. 30 years and 3 wars later, and I'm going to offer you this advice: When politicians and TV consultants and start talking about "acceptable losses," that's when you should maybe consider who the REAL enemy actually is. - Stonekettle





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Mama bird found an unused car during the quarantine.

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