Monday, April 20, 2020

So, where are the tests?

Govs. Larry Hogan and Ralph Northam Say Trump Claim That States Have Enough Testing is ‘Absolutely False’ and ‘Delusional’
On CNN’s State of the Union, Gov. Larry Hogan (R) of Maryland told host Jake Tapper that President Donald Trump‘s claim that states have enough Covid-19 tests to safely open back up for business is false. And Gov. Ralph Northam (D) of Virginia told Tapper the same, with a little more vigor.

Priceless how he wants Roger Stone and Paul Manafort out of prison for their safety but he wants all of us to go back to work. - Liz Phair

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Fauci Diplomatically Tells Trump Why Diet Coke and Mentos Won’t Cure COVID-19. - Andy Borowitz

Coronavirus Tests: Apparently, It's Not What You Know But Who You Know
Maryland has obtained 500,000 coronavirus tests from South Korea, Gov. Larry Hogan (R) announced Monday, as states push to increase their testing capacity. 
Hogan’s wife, Yumi Hogan, is a Korean immigrant and had been on the phone in the middle of the night in recent weeks helping to secure the purchase, The New York Times reported Monday.

Any news on whether the “thoughts and prayers” vaccine is effective against the coronavirus? - Poetic Justice tweet

Why did God make science too difficult for evangelicals to understand? - Middle Age Riot

Republican Shenanigans

Quarantined Americans Who Do Nothing But Eat and Watch TV Realize They Could Be President. - Andy Borowitz

Pennsylvania Protesters
Protesters gathered in Harrisburg, Pa., on Monday to demonstrate against a statewide stay-at-home order put in place in response to the coronavirus pandemic. 
Video footage shows crowds gathering by the state capitol building, with only some wearing the recommended masks or face coverings. 

Nation’s Parents Fear That If Kids Miss Enough School They Will Turn Out Like Betsy DeVos. - Andy Borowitz


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Rock The Voter News

Many parents are just discovering that the teacher may not be the problem. - Bette Midler

Not All Conservatives Want To Endanger Lives
Talk radio host Rush Limbaugh is “lying” about the efficacy of the nationwide lockdown in diminishing the spread of coronavirus, his industry colleague Michael Savage said on Monday.
“How can LIMBAUGH continue to lie and say ‘we dont know if the lockdowns are working’ WHEN WE KNOW FOR A FACT THAT CHURCH GROUPS AND JEWISH GROUPS WHO REFUSED TO COMPLY BECAME HIGHLY INFECTED?” Savage wrote on Twitter. “Are there no standards in the media? no consequences for endangering lives?”


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Business/Tech News

Trump filled up the Strategic Petroleum Reserve a month ago with oil at $30 a barrel. 
Right now, it’s going for -$0 a barrel. 
Another brilliant move by our dealmaker-in-chief. - Matt Fuller

Insurers Denying Restaurants Payouts
As the coronavirus pandemic upends the restaurant industry, insurers are denying restaurant companies’ claims for payouts that could help their businesses survive.

Any parent who brings their kid to a “lift the shutdown” rally without proper social distancing, where participants are not wearing masks or face coverings, should be charged with child endangerment.

Put yourself at risk? You’re an idiot. Put your kid at risk? You’re a criminal. - George Takei


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Is that a Hard Rock Cafe?


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