All Hat No Cattle

Monday, February 10, 2020

And the Oscar for best movie goes to...

Trump hits Medicaid, food stamps in push to slash domestic spending
He will also ask Congress for a slight spending increase for the Pentagon as he releases his $4.8 trillion budget blueprint for the upcoming fiscal year.

Donald Trump is proposing a federal budget that increases spending on defense and decreases spending on everything worth defending. - Middle Age Riot

Outside the Academy Awards 1974

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"Putin told me he didn't meddle""Kim Jong-un told me he would destroy his nukes""Bone Saw Arabia told me they didn't kill Khashoggi""Erdogan told me he didn't mean to fire on our troops"

how much you want to bet the next thing we hear is "Xi told me he didn't hack Equifax" - Jeff Tiedrich

Trump Sold Bone Saw Saudis Nuclear Technology, Too.
Saudi Arabia and its coalition partners have transferred American-made weapons to al Qaeda-linked fighters, hardline Salafi militias, and other factions waging war in Yemen, in violation of their agreements with the United States, a CNN investigation has found.

The $800 billion cuts in in Social Security and Medicare almost exactly equal the $740 billion INCREASE in military spending.

Just, you know, in case you wondered how Republicans were planning on paying for those new tanks and bombers Trump keeps bragging about. - Stonekettle

Republican Shenanigans

Literally NOBODY wants nude pictures of 45.I can peel a tangerine if I ever wanted a preview. - Rob Anderson

Trump Gets A Taste of What He Dishes Out
Sen. Joe Manchin (D-WV) retaliated to the insulting comments President Donald Trump recently flung his way with a personal jab of his own...“Munchkin? I’m taller than him, I think I’m a little bit bigger than he is. Not heavier, he’s much heavier than me. But I’m a little taller than him.”

“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.” ~ George Carlin

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Two days ago: "We will not be touching your Social Security or Medicare in Fiscal Year 2021 Budget.” -Trump

Today: #TrumpBudget proposes $800 billion in cuts to Social Security, Medicare and Medicaid.

Pass it on. - Nancy Pelosi tweet

Rock The Voter News

Nancy really appreciates being able to live in our president's head rent-free. it's so spacious and roomy. sometimes the echo can be a little distracting tho. - Jeff Tiedrich

Bernie Backtracks on Releasing Medical Records.
Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-VT) on Sunday backtracked on his promise to release his full medical records “before the first votes are cast,” asserting that “you can start releasing medical records, it never ends.” In an interview on NBC’s Meet the Press, Chuck Todd played a clip of Sanders in September 2019 prior to his heart attack, promising to release his medical records before the Democratic primaries...

I wonder how different the primaries would look if every state voted the same day. - The Hoarse Whisperer

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Business/Tech News

The richest 0.1% of Americans now own a bigger share of the pie than at any time since 1929, just before the Wall Street crash.

Folks, this is unsustainable. - Robert Reich

Tulsi Gabbard Is A Republican In A Donkey Suit
In breaking with some of her opponents for the Democratic presidential nomination, Representative Tulsi Gabbard defended President Donald Trump's decision to fire Lieutenant Colonel Alexander Vindman..."Ultimately, whether people like it or not, there are consequences to elections and the president has, within his purview, to make the decisions about who he'd like serving in his Cabinet,"...

Americans are pros at fightin’ kings and fascists. We’re gonna come out in record numbers in November and topple the latest tyrant to cast a greedy eye on Lady Liberty. - Tea Pain

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Friday, February 7, 2020

Trump is putting Pelosi's life in danger

Top Alabama cop said Nancy Pelosi should be targeted by a ‘roadside bomb’ for tearing up Trump’s speech
An Alabama cop is apologizing for a Facebook post where he said that House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) could be targeted with a roadside bomb for daring to tear up President Trump’s State of the Union speech

My laughter continues at the fools who not only expressed their outrage over a powerful woman ripping up pieces of paper with lies written on them, but also think ripping up paper is a criminal act. So damn dumb. - Ricky Davila

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Trump is workin' hard to reunite the country durin' these troubled times. Unfortunately, the country is Germany and the time is 1938. - Tea Pain

Trump Is A Vindictive Pr*ck
President Trump is expected to push out Lt. Col. Alexander Vindman, a National Security Council (NSC) aide who testified during House Democrats’ impeachment hearings, as early as Friday..

Kind of surprised Trump didn’t just start tossing Medals of Freedom into his crowd like guitar picks. - Schooley

Republican Shenanigans

Putin Complains That Absence of Clear Winner in Iowa Makes Deciding Whose Campaign To Meddle With Annoyingly Difficult. - Andy Borowitz

The Ostracization of Mitt Romney Begins
Sen. Mitt Romney will not be invited to this year's CPAC, the conservative conference's host chair announced Friday in the aftermath of senators voting not to hear additional witnesses in President Donald Trump's impeachment trial.
"BREAKING: The "extreme conservative" and Junior Senator from the great state of Utah, @SenatorRomney is formally NOT invited to #CPAC2020," tweeted Matt Schlapp, chair of the American Conservative Union, which hosts the conference.

Republican Party Declares Moral Bankruptcy. - Andy Borowitz

I view Jesus the way I view Elvis - I love the guy, but a lot of the fan clubs scare me. - John Fugelsang

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Rock The Voter News

Thai Fishermen Find Iowa Caucus Results In Stomach of Tiger Shark - The Onion

I Wonder If There Will Be X-Rated Material?
Federal prosecutors told a judge Monday they are prepared to release sealed materials in search and seizure warrants against Roger Stone issued during the FBI probe into the Trump campaign’s ties to Russia.

Iowa Democratic Party Finally Releases Full Caucus Results To Rubble-Strewn Remains Of Des Moines In Year 2186. - The Onion

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Business/Tech News

Rush Limbaugh Admits Presidential Medal Of Freedom Less Of An Honor Knowing That Rosa Parks, Maya Angelou Also Received It. - The Onion

Swampy McSwampFace
President Trump’s company charges the Secret Service for the rooms agents use while protecting him at his luxury properties — billing U.S. taxpayers at rates as high as $650 per night, according to federal records and people who have seen receipts.

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Thursday, February 6, 2020

Trump attacks impeachment foes at National Prayer Breakfast for invoking faith

Trump attacks impeachment foes at National Prayer Breakfast for invoking faith
The dig appeared to be directed at Nancy Pelosi and Mitt Romney, though the president did not name names.

A National Prayer Breakfast doesn't make USA a 'Christian Nation.' That would require nonviolence, welcoming refugees and caring for sick & poor. - John Fugelsang

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Trump is, in effect, a king. Not like King Arthur -- more like Burger King. - Samantha Bee

Adam Schiff: Erik Prince, GWBush's Mercenary Man Lied To Congress
The Justice Department has begun reviewing a 10-month-old allegation by the House Intelligence Committee chairman, Rep. Adam Schiff (D-Calif.), that Erik Prince, an ally of President Donald Trump, repeatedly misled lawmakers during the panel’s investigation of Russian interference in the 2016 election.
In a Feb. 4 letter to Schiff from Assistant Attorney General Stephen Boyd, obtained on Tuesday by POLITICO, Boyd expressed regret for the lengthy delay in responding to the chairman’s April 30, 2019, request.

The good news is any one of us could win a Presidential Medal of Freedom at any moment. That sh*t is wide open. - George Wallace

"He looked to me like he was a little sedated..." - Speaker Pelosi about the president at State of the Union

My favorite Bible story is probably the one where Jesus shows up at the National Prayer Breakfast and gives a disjointed and rambling speech about how amazing he is and how he's going to wreak revenge on all his enemies. - Jeff Tiedrich

Republican Shenanigans

I’m hearing a lot of people are losing their minds over Speaker Pelosi.

What did she do?

Separate families?Defraud a charity?Start a fake university?Sexually assault someone?

Oh, she ripped up a piece of paper?

Wow, that’s horrendous . - jdwickie tweet

The Woman Who Is Braver Than John Bolton
Former U.S. Ambassador to Ukraine Marie Yovanovitch claims she has “no regrets” for speaking out despite the “criticism, lies and malicious conspiracies” that have been raised against her throughout the Ukraine scandal.
Yovanovitch announced her retirement from the State Department last week after months of being a major figure in connection to President Donald Trump’s impeachment.

Susan Collins says she’ll acquit because “he learned his lesson.” The only lesson Trump learned is that Susan Collins & the GOP will let him get away with anything. - Al Franken