Friday, February 7, 2020

Trump is putting Pelosi's life in danger

Top Alabama cop said Nancy Pelosi should be targeted by a ‘roadside bomb’ for tearing up Trump’s speech
An Alabama cop is apologizing for a Facebook post where he said that House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) could be targeted with a roadside bomb for daring to tear up President Trump’s State of the Union speech

My laughter continues at the fools who not only expressed their outrage over a powerful woman ripping up pieces of paper with lies written on them, but also think ripping up paper is a criminal act. So damn dumb. - Ricky Davila

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Trump is workin' hard to reunite the country durin' these troubled times.  Unfortunately, the country is Germany and the time is 1938. - Tea Pain

Trump Is A Vindictive Pr*ck
President Trump is expected to push out Lt. Col. Alexander Vindman, a National Security Council (NSC) aide who testified during House Democrats’ impeachment hearings, as early as Friday..

Kind of surprised Trump didn’t just start tossing Medals of Freedom into his crowd like guitar picks. - Schooley

Republican Shenanigans

Putin Complains That Absence of Clear Winner in Iowa Makes Deciding Whose Campaign To Meddle With Annoyingly Difficult. - Andy Borowitz

The Ostracization of Mitt Romney Begins
Sen. Mitt Romney will not be invited to this year's CPAC, the conservative conference's host chair announced Friday in the aftermath of senators voting not to hear additional witnesses in President Donald Trump's impeachment trial.
"BREAKING: The "extreme conservative" and Junior Senator from the great state of Utah, @SenatorRomney is formally NOT invited to #CPAC2020," tweeted Matt Schlapp, chair of the American Conservative Union, which hosts the conference.

Republican Party Declares Moral Bankruptcy. - Andy Borowitz

I view Jesus the way I view Elvis - I love the guy, but a lot of the fan clubs scare me. - John Fugelsang


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Rock The Voter News

Thai Fishermen Find Iowa Caucus Results In Stomach of Tiger Shark  - The Onion

I Wonder If There Will Be X-Rated Material?
 Federal prosecutors told a judge Monday they are prepared to release sealed materials in search and seizure warrants against Roger Stone issued during the FBI probe into the Trump campaign’s ties to Russia.

Iowa Democratic Party Finally Releases Full Caucus Results To Rubble-Strewn Remains Of Des Moines In Year 2186. - The Onion


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Business/Tech News

Rush Limbaugh Admits Presidential Medal Of Freedom Less Of An Honor Knowing That Rosa Parks, Maya Angelou Also Received It. - The Onion

Swampy McSwampFace
President Trump’s company charges the Secret Service for the rooms agents use while protecting him at his luxury properties — billing U.S. taxpayers at rates as high as $650 per night, according to federal records and people who have seen receipts.



Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo
And here's a jack rabbit wishing you a lovely weekend, me too!


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