Thursday, October 3, 2019

Facing impeachment threat, Trump suggests China probe Bidens

Facing impeachment threat, Trump suggests China probe Bidens
Ensnarled in an impeachment investigation over his request for Ukraine to investigate a chief political rival, President Donald Trump on Thursday called on another nation to probe former Vice President Joe Biden: China.

“What Donald Trump just said on the South Lawn of the White House was this election's equivalent of his infamous 'Russia, if you're listening' moment from 2016 — a grotesque choice of lies over truth and self over the country”  - Joe Biden





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Immigration Surges After Trump Misspells Tweet Indicating That Moat Will Be Full Of Snacks. - Andy Borowitz





Whistleblower's Attorney Says Trump Is Lying
Attorneys for the whistleblower at the center of a growing impeachment inquiry related to President Donald Trump and a phone call he had with the president of Ukraine are pushing back on any suggestion their client worked with a member of Congress to write the complaint that sparked a new push by congressional Democrats.


Trump is going to go after Biden’s dead wife, daughter and son next because there is no bottom with Trump. - Roland Scahill




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Trump at 10:37:24 a.m., talking about trade negotiations: "I have a lot of options on China, but if they don't do what we want, we have tremendous power."

Trump at 10:37:54 a.m., asked about Ukraine probe: "Likewise, China should start an investigation into the Bidens." - Ryan Struyk, CNN



Dear USA- once you deindustrialize, automate & outsource jobs overseas try not to call Americans who can't find work 'lazy.' - John Fugelsang





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How long before the super-secret transcript server is found dead of suicide with its guard on a smoke break and a security camera "malfunction"? - Bette Midler


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In the time it took me to cross the street, the president* asked two foreign countries to help him ratfck the 2020 election.
That’s some impressive crimin’ right there. - Charles P. Pierce



CNN Says No to Trump Propaganda Ads
In a move that is sure to ratchet up tension with the White House, cable news channel CNN is declining to run a new Trump 2020 presidential campaign ad, citing falsehoods and the ad’s open attacks on network stars.






Pelosi Authorizes Digital Counter To Track Trump’s Impeachable Offenses - Andy Borowitz


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CHINA, IF YOU’RE LISTENING, INVESTIGATE DONALD TRUMP FOR TREASON.  WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO LOSE BUT YOUR TARIFFS? - Bette Midler





The Grifting of the University of Florida
The University of Florida is facing backlash for a scheduled speaking event that will feature the president's son, Donald Trump Jr., and former Fox News host Kim Guilfoyle, who serves as a senior adviser for President Donald Trump's re-election campaign....According to The Independent Florida Alligator, the daily student newspaper of the University of Florida, the pair will be paid $50,000 for the speaking engagement. That money is funded by student activity fees, though the event itself is free and open to the public. 







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 Apparently there’s a third opinion between burial and cremation.



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The perfect Time to Deflate Photo: Barack wishing Michelle a happy 27th anniversary on twitter.

Peace.

Wednesday, October 2, 2019

Trump Rages That ‘Lowlife’ Schiff Should Be Charged With Treason: He Couldn’t Carry Pompeo’s ‘Blank Strap’

Trump Rages That ‘Lowlife’ Schiff Should Be Charged With Treason: He Couldn’t Carry Pompeo’s ‘Blank Strap’
President Donald Trump continued his offensive against Adam Schiff (D-CA) by telling reporters in the Oval Office that the House Intelligence Committee chairman isn’t fit to carry Mike Pompeo’s “blank strap” and that — absurdly — he should be charged with treason.


I hope someone apologized to the president of Finland who had to endure Trump's rant.


I can’t wait for the Trump campaign to start selling Mike Pompeo Jockstraps. - Roland Scahill






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A year after the death of Jamal Khashoggi, we are sharing nuclear secrets with Saudi, selling them weapons, sending troops to help defend their oil, and Ivanka is getting a 100M donation. - Woman In The Moon





Wow. People are Fleeing the Sinking Ship.
The website of the consulting firm that forged business contacts for Rudy Giuliani in Ukraine and Russia for more than a decade vanished suddenly after his communications were subpoenaed.


If Bill Clinton lost his law license for lying about one thing, Rudy Giuliani should be catapulted into the sun. - The Hoarse Whisperer




Republican Shenanigans

Pompeo, who accuses lawmakers who want answers of bullying, had fits of “anger” while at CIA, former Sr intelligence officials say. Often, an official said, it would happen if analysis didn’t match the political theme of the day. Lots of slammed phones + demands for polygraphs. - Richard Engel



Even the Flies on the White House Walls Are Scared
CNN political Analyst Gloria Borger observed on Wednesday that President Donald Trump seems to be “in a tailspin.” “I was communicating yesterday with somebody very close to the White House who said, ‘Look, it’s chaos inside the White House. There is nobody there who can say no to him. There’s nobody blocking the door to his office.'”





Poor Donald Trump.
Democrats aren't nearly as mean to him as history's going to be. - Middle Age Riot




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Our president is a banana republican. - Molly Jong-Fast
           


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"Evangelicals for Trump" sounds considerably better than "Christians for Caligula." - John Fugelsang



Pelosi Came Out Swinging
Pelosi fiercely defends impeachment inquiry as Trump blows up. The president lashed out at Democrats for investigating his efforts to pressure Ukraine.






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Fox News: Liz Warren wants to take money from the rich and give it to the poor!
Me: Cool cool.
Mark Zuckerberg: Liz Warren is an existential threat to my business!
Me: Guys, I already like her ok, you don’t have to sell her this hard.  - OhNoSheTwitnt


Meanwhile, the Grownups are Taking Care of Business
The IRS needs to examine whether the National Rifle Association should lose its tax-exempt status, Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-N.Y.) and Finance Committee ranking member Ron Wyden (D-Ore.) said today.


I’ve seen a lot in my lifetime. But I’ve never seen anything like this. - Dan Rather




Eric Trump Accuses Don, Jr., of Being Whistle-Blower in Bid to Get Him Cut Out of Will. - Andy Borowitz


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Cayo Largo del Sur , Cuba where you can swim with the dolphins.

Peace.


Tuesday, October 1, 2019

Kamala Harris says Trump's Twitter account should be suspended

Kamala Harris says Trump's Twitter account should be suspended
Sen. Kamala Harris said on Monday that President Donald Trump's Twitter account should be suspended following his tweets about the whistleblower whose complaint is at the center of the Ukraine scandal.


Americans Shocked That Trump Was Aware of So Many Foreign Countries. - Andy Borowitz



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One thing is for sure, if there was another Civil War, Ivanka, Don Jr., and Eric would suddenly develop bone spurs. - Devin Duke






Seriously, Trump?
Trump Drags Australia Into His Coverup
President Donald Trump pushed the Australian prime minister during a recent telephone call to help Attorney General William Barr gather information for a Justice Department inquiry that Trump hopes will discredit the Mueller investigation, according to two American officials with knowledge of the call.








Back before he was mayor, Rudy Giuliani used to prosecute the most notorious mobsters in America. Who knew he was just holding out to work for the very biggest? - Bette Midler


Republican Shenanigans

Somewhere Jeff Sessions is smoking a joint with other kebbler elves laughing at Barr...irishrygirl wee




Why Isn't Flynn In Prison?
Michael Flynn's defense team is entirely dismissing admissions he made as part of his guilty plea two years ago that he provided false information to the Justice Department


Trump Orders All Phones Covered in Tin-Foil. - Andy Borowitz

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The evidence concerning Ukraine is so dramatic, and irrefutable—because it came right out of the White House. - Hillary Clinton





Pompeo and Gorka to Visit Vatican
Former White House aide Sebastian Gorka is traveling with Secretary of State Mike Pompeo on his trip to Europe.
Gorka, a contributor for Sinclair TV who has been named as the host of a talk show with the Salem Radio Network Platform, tweeted about his participation on the trip, and NBC News reported that he's a part of the media pool traveling with Pompeo.






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hey, it's just Mark Zuckerberg, the guy who controls exactly which stories hundreds of millions of people see every day, coming out against Elizabeth Warren. nothing scary or alarming about that so move along, nothing to see here. - Jeff Tiedrich






What Was the DEA Thinking About? Breaking Bad?
The Drug Enforcement Agency (DEA) allowed drug makers to increase production of opioids even as overdose deaths were skyrocketing, according to a government watchdog’s scathing report released Tuesday. 




In other news: A mouse literally fell out of the ceiling in our White House booth and landed on my lap. - Peter Alexander, NBC News






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Skiing the sand dunes on Namibia's Skeleton Coast.

Peace.