Wednesday, July 24, 2019

Robert Mueller’s opening statement: Russian interference among ‘most serious’ challenges to American democracy

Read Robert Mueller’s opening statement: Russian interference among ‘most serious’ challenges to American democracy
Mueller was testifying for hours on Capitol Hill about his investigation into Russian interference, possible coordination by members of Trump’s campaign and possible obstruction of justice by Trump himself.


The focus on the Mueller hearing this week speaks volumes. Perhaps the state of our country is best revealed by the fact that rather being called to march we have been called to watch TV. - Sherrilyn Ifill





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For any Americans wondering who Boris Johnson is, he's what would happen if you threw Donald Trump, a hay bale and a thesaurus into a washing machine and then it caught fire. - Technically Ron tweet





Meanwhile. Back In Iran...
 The top military adviser to Iran’s Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei said on Wednesday that Tehran would not negotiate with the United States under any circumstances, an apparent hardening of its position as the Gulf tanker crisis escalates.


Kim Jong Un, Donald Trump, Boris Johnson. Bad hair is destroying the world. - Randi Mayem Singer




Republican Shenanigans

To distract from Mueller, Trump is going to bomb Sweden. - Roland Scahill





Lady Liberty's Spirit Arrives In Tennessee
Neighbors and activists gathered for hours in a Tennessee driveway Monday morning while they said two Immigration and Customs Enforcement officers attempted to talk a man and his 12-year-old son into getting out of their van.
Eventually, more than 10 bystanders linked arms around the van, creating a pathway for the pair to enter their house.
ICE public information officer in Nashville Bryan Cox said the officers then drove away to deescalate the situation.


Think how laughable the idea of a Trump presidential library is. I’m thinking more like a Trump museum of crime, housed in Mar-a-Lago after it’s been confiscated. - Michael Beschloss




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A step shy of a felon isn’t a ringing endorsement to be President. - Neal Katyal




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There was a senator- I think it was after the pancreatic cancer- who announced with great glee that I was going to be dead within 6 months. That senator- whose name I've forgotten- is now himself dead. And I am very much alive. - Ruth Bader Ginsberg, Supreme Court Justice





Warren Wants Impeachment Proceedings Now!
Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-Mass.) on Wednesday ramped up pressure on House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) to begin impeachment proceedings against President Trump, saying that the House should put aside political concerns and get lawmakers on the record for where they stand.
At a NAACP forum in Detroit, moderator April Ryan noted that the organization had called on the House to impeach Trump a day before, and asked Warren her thoughts.





Trump Confident His Supporters Do Not Know Meaning of Words Exonerated And Exculpated. - Andy Borowitz


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Instead of protecting our system from the Russians, House Republicans are protecting Trump from our system. - Andy Borowitz





It's a Bird! It's a Plane! No, It's a UPS Drone!
United Parcel Service (UPS) expects to receive Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) approval by the end of the year to conduct drone delivery anywhere in the United States.
“We’re taking off the training wheels and starting to ride,” said Bala Ganesh, vice president of UPS’s Advanced Technology Group.



Fox To Air Benghazi Hearings Marathon on Wednesday. - Andy Borowitz






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Day 11 of the flu.





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Craigievar Castle in Scotland was built in 1626 and was occupied by the same family until 1963 when they donated it to Scotland. The upkeep must cost a fortune.

Peace.


Tuesday, July 23, 2019

Trump praises Boris Johnson as the 'Britain Trump'

Trump praises Boris Johnson as the 'Britain Trump'
President Donald Trump on Tuesday commended Boris Johnson for his election as leader of the United Kingdom’s Conservative Party, predicting that the former London mayor and foreign secretary will bring a bit of "Britain Trump" to Downing Street as the country’s next prime minister.


"Just pat her on the bottom and send her on her way." - Boris Johnson, explaining how to handle his former publisher

He will now have a weekly audience with the Queen. - John Fugelsang





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British lose right to claim that Americans are dumber. - Andy Borowitz



FBI Director Says Russia Gonna Interfere Again!
Russia is determined to interfere in U.S. elections, despite sanctions and other efforts to deter Moscow, FBI Director Christopher Wray said on Tuesday.
“The Russians are absolutely intent on trying to interfere with our elections,” through a foreign influence campaign, Wray said during a Senate Judiciary Committee hearing.









With Trump, Netanyahu, Kim, Modi and now Boris Johnson it’s comforting to know that at least five of the world’s nuclear arsenals are in the control of total jerks. - Scott Roth tweet


Republican Shenanigans




Trump said Melania actually asked him to help A$AP Rocky. Great, thanks Melania. Now ask him about the kids in cages next. - Chelsea Handler





Isn't This Taking Food From Fetuses? 
The Trump administration moved to end food stamp benefits for 3.1 million people with proposed new regulations curtailing the leeway of states to automatically enroll residents who receive welfare benefits.


Totally Innocent President Seeks To Limit Mueller’s Testimony - Andy Borowitz




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Reagan took the deficit from 70 billion to 175 billion. Bush 41 took it to 300 billion. Clinton got it to zero. Bush 43 took it from 0 to 1.2 trillion.Obama halved it to 600 billion. Trump’s got it back to a trillion.

Morons: “Democrats cause deficits.” - Alex Cole





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Trump Orders Pence To Find Passage In Bible Where Jesus Tells People To Get The Hell Out. - Andy Borowitz


Remember This? It's Still a Mystery.
Advanced brain scans of U.S. Embassy employees who reported falling ill while serving in Havana revealed significant differences, according to a new study published on Tuesday that does little to resolve the mystery of injuries the Trump administration had characterized as a “sonic attack.”






“Send her back” has everything Trump loves: racism and one-syllable words.- Andy Borowitz




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Trump Says He Is No Longer Considering Jeffrey Epstein For Treasury Secretary. - Andy Borowitz





The Germans Sure Don't Like Trump
A top CEO calls out Trump's racism. The CEO of German industrial giant Siemens says that President Donald Trump is becoming a symbol of intolerance following his attacks on four female members of Congress.


Dear UK,
We feel your pain in regards to Boris Johnson aka British Trump. Hang in there cuz we will get through this and build a better world than ever before. 
Sincerely, America 
- Angela Belcamino




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Waterfall of the Gods, Iceland. Stay cool people!

Peace.


Monday, July 22, 2019

Ivanka Trump: Ocasio-Cortez doesn’t understand the American people like I do

Ivanka Trump: Ocasio-Cortez doesn’t understand the American people like I do
‘I don’t think most Americans, in their heart, want to be given something. I’ve spent a lot of time traveling around this country over the last four years. People want to work for what they get.’


IVANKA: "Daaaaddy, why are you being racism-ist again? You know it hurts my brand when you do that. You are SUCH a stinker. **nose boop** LOVE YOU, DADDY!" - Rex Huppke




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The press pool has an obligation to call out Trump on his repeated lie about the money given back to Iran...- irishygirl tweet


Trump Wants These Women Physically Harmed
President Trump on Monday lashed out at the media, targeting The Washington Post in particular, as he remained fixated on coverage of his ongoing attacks on four progressive congresswomen.
In a series of tweets, the president claimed the "Mainstream Media" has "gone bonkers" and accused the media of pushing "Radical Left Democrat views." 




Republican Shenanigans

Hey guys call me crazy but I'm beginning to suspect that government of the racists by the racists and for the racists isn't really working out all that well for the rest of us. - Jeff Tiedrich





Trump Wants To Flaunt His Profiteering
President Trump is considering holding the Group of Seven economic summit next year at the Trump National Doral in Miami...President Trump does not directly run the Trump Organization, which he put into a trust controlled by his adult sons when he entered office in 2017.


As you read about Trump hosting the next G7 at his sh*tty omelet-bar-slash-golf-course, just keep in mind that the GOP would have impeached President Email Lady for having a hangnail. hey Nancy Pelosi, I'm pretty sure Trump isn't going to 'self-impeach,' so what the f*ck already - Jeff Tiedrich




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I haven't heard anything from Sarah Sanders in the past few weeks. It's almost like she's still the Press Secretary. - Fake Dispatch tweet


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It’s crazy to me how Congress is set to go on an August recess soon knowing full well that Hope Hicks, Kellyanne CONway, Steven Mnuchin and other MAGA officials have committed numerous crimes with no accountability. Insane. - Ricky Davila


Karma For Khristians
Last week, Pastor E.W. Lucas put up the sign "America, I love it. If you don’t love it, leave it." at Friendship Baptist Church in Appomattox....On Sunday, the church was empty for it's 11 o'clock service.





How many girls does Donald Trump have to rape before he gets more coverage than Al Franken pretending to grab a boob? - Andrea Junker


Oh, No, Girl, Don't.
Anthony Weiner was seen moving back in with Huma Abedin over the weekend in New York City, pictured in exclusive DailyMail.com photos.




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With 44 tweets about them in the past week alone, "The Squad" is officially living rent-free in Trump's head.
Ironically, they're the first people of color Trump's ever rented to. - Translate Trump tweet


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I've Never Tried This Liquor Because a Gringo Called It Tico Moonshine
Costa Rica’s Health Ministry last week issued an alert over liquor that has been sold to the public containing deadly amounts of methanol.
Friday, the Health Ministry said it attributes 19 deaths in June and July to methanol poisoning, though the information is “preliminary as investigations continue.”


Some people complain that this is the hottest summer in the last 125 years, but I like to think of it as the coolest summer of the next 125 years! Glass half full! - Carter Bays tweet






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The flu has returned, not as harsh as the first round. 
Please forgive any mistakes.






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When you’re so high on dentist gas the water buffalo of drugs visits you.



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On this day 50 years ago, Neil, Mike and I were roughly one-third of the way home, Earth growing in our window. With us, we carried moon rocks – and boundless appreciation for the Americans who were making #Apollo11’s safe return possible. Splashdown just 2 days away! - Buzz Aldrin tweet

Peace.