Monday, July 22, 2019

Ivanka Trump: Ocasio-Cortez doesn’t understand the American people like I do

Ivanka Trump: Ocasio-Cortez doesn’t understand the American people like I do
‘I don’t think most Americans, in their heart, want to be given something. I’ve spent a lot of time traveling around this country over the last four years. People want to work for what they get.’

IVANKA: "Daaaaddy, why are you being racism-ist again? You know it hurts my brand when you do that. You are SUCH a stinker. **nose boop** LOVE YOU, DADDY!" - Rex Huppke

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

The press pool has an obligation to call out Trump on his repeated lie about the money given back to Iran...- irishygirl tweet

Trump Wants These Women Physically Harmed
President Trump on Monday lashed out at the media, targeting The Washington Post in particular, as he remained fixated on coverage of his ongoing attacks on four progressive congresswomen.
In a series of tweets, the president claimed the "Mainstream Media" has "gone bonkers" and accused the media of pushing "Radical Left Democrat views." 

Republican Shenanigans

Hey guys call me crazy but I'm beginning to suspect that government of the racists by the racists and for the racists isn't really working out all that well for the rest of us. - Jeff Tiedrich

Trump Wants To Flaunt His Profiteering
President Trump is considering holding the Group of Seven economic summit next year at the Trump National Doral in Miami...President Trump does not directly run the Trump Organization, which he put into a trust controlled by his adult sons when he entered office in 2017.

As you read about Trump hosting the next G7 at his sh*tty omelet-bar-slash-golf-course, just keep in mind that the GOP would have impeached President Email Lady for having a hangnail. hey Nancy Pelosi, I'm pretty sure Trump isn't going to 'self-impeach,' so what the f*ck already - Jeff Tiedrich


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I haven't heard anything from Sarah Sanders in the past few weeks. It's almost like she's still the Press Secretary. - Fake Dispatch tweet

Rock The Voter News

It’s crazy to me how Congress is set to go on an August recess soon knowing full well that Hope Hicks, Kellyanne CONway, Steven Mnuchin and other MAGA officials have committed numerous crimes with no accountability. Insane. - Ricky Davila

Karma For Khristians
Last week, Pastor E.W. Lucas put up the sign "America, I love it. If you don’t love it, leave it." at Friendship Baptist Church in Appomattox....On Sunday, the church was empty for it's 11 o'clock service.

How many girls does Donald Trump have to rape before he gets more coverage than Al Franken pretending to grab a boob? - Andrea Junker

Oh, No, Girl, Don't.
Anthony Weiner was seen moving back in with Huma Abedin over the weekend in New York City, pictured in exclusive photos.


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Business/Tech News

With 44 tweets about them in the past week alone, "The Squad" is officially living rent-free in Trump's head.
Ironically, they're the first people of color Trump's ever rented to. - Translate Trump tweet


I've Never Tried This Liquor Because a Gringo Called It Tico Moonshine
Costa Rica’s Health Ministry last week issued an alert over liquor that has been sold to the public containing deadly amounts of methanol.
Friday, the Health Ministry said it attributes 19 deaths in June and July to methanol poisoning, though the information is “preliminary as investigations continue.”

Some people complain that this is the hottest summer in the last 125 years, but I like to think of it as the coolest summer of the next 125 years! Glass half full! - Carter Bays tweet


The flu has returned, not as harsh as the first round. 
Please forgive any mistakes.

Thank you!


When you’re so high on dentist gas the water buffalo of drugs visits you.

Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo

On this day 50 years ago, Neil, Mike and I were roughly one-third of the way home, Earth growing in our window. With us, we carried moon rocks – and boundless appreciation for the Americans who were making #Apollo11’s safe return possible. Splashdown just 2 days away! - Buzz Aldrin tweet


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