Wednesday, May 29, 2019

This is the Nancy Pelosi I want to see

Pelosi Neither Deterred Nor Spurred By Mueller Statement: ‘Congress Will Continue to Investigate’
Speaker Nancy Pelosi issued a statement on Wednesday in response to retiring Special Counsel Robert Mueller‘s big news press conference...The Special Counsel’s report revealed that the President’s campaign welcomed Russian interference in the election, and laid out eleven instances of the President’s obstruction of the investigation. The Congress holds sacred its constitutional responsibility to investigate and hold the President accountable for his abuse of power.
The Congress will continue to investigate and legislate to protect our elections and secure our democracy. The American people must have the truth...


Given that Special Counsel Mueller was unable to pursue criminal charges against the President, it falls to Congress to respond to the crimes, lies and other wrongdoing of President Trump – and we will do so. No one, not even the President of the United States, is above the law. - Rep. Jerry Nadler tweet

And it's only Wednesday!





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Remember, Barr said that there was no strong case of obstruction and that he and Rosenstein decided there was no obstruction. That is NOT what Mueller just said. - David Corn





My God.
 A man set himself on fire Wednesday on the Ellipse in downtown Washington, across from the White House, the Secret Service said.


Mueller said basically- I spent two years writing a report and gave you my findings, you did nothing. 
So, I had to come out here and spell it out for you. I couldn’t do anything, but you can. Here’s the football. - David Yankovich




Republican Shenanigans

Imagine if we started with this statement instead of Barr’s. - Jon Favreau tweet






I Guess Steve Bannon And Trump Aren't Friends Anymore
While Steve Bannon’s last time talking to author Michael Wolff for a book resulted in him receiving a round of condemnation from Donald Trump and his allies, Bannon is back to insulting the president in Wolff’s new work — this time labeling him “just another scumbag.”


I get a kick out of it when you call someone who works in government on their cell phone and they say: "How did you get my number?'' - Julie K. Brown, Miami Herald


PAGING MAGGIE HABERMAN...


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Rock The Voter News

Mueller statement: "Can't any of you people read?" - David Frum





Brits Diss Trump Before His Visit
Donald Trump is missing out on privileges offered to other heads of state, including his predecessor Barack Obama, during his visit the UK....Unlike Obama, the current President has not been asked make an address in the Houses of Parliament.
He will also not participate in a carriage ride to Buckingham Palace, a decision attributed to ‘security concerns’.
And Mr Trump won’t stay in Buckingham Palace during his three-day visit due to renovation work.


Mueller is truly the ultimate in “CMON MAN CLICK THE LINK” - Jake Tapper tweet

I watched Mueller on CNN EspaƱol. They accurately reported it.


Something tells me Robert Mueller's about to blow the lid off the Uranium One scandal! - Rex Huppke


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Business/Tech News

Mueller Stirs Controversy By Urging Americans To Read - Andy Borowitz





Boeing Jet Won't Return Before August
The Boeing 737 Max jet that was grounded after two deadly crashes will not fly before mid-August at the earliest, the global airline trade group said Wednesday







Mueller Says He Will Have No Further Comment On Trump Until That Bastard Is In Prison - Andy Borowitz




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Wet & Wild Fundraiser

Waiting for the rain to subside for at least a day before taking the appropriate measures to keep my wall dry. I did dig a small trench to lead the water away from my wall. Better than nothing!






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Kallur Lighthouse, on the island of Kalsoy, Faroe Islands. That's quite a long walk up there. I know I'd trip and tumble down into that crevice.

Peace.


Tuesday, May 28, 2019

Trump is back in the USA

More Americans say Trump has presidential qualities: Gallup
More Americans now say President Trump has the personality and leadership qualities a president should have than they did two years ago, according to a new poll.
Forty percent of Americans surveyed in the Gallup poll released Tuesday said that Trump has presidential qualities. That percentage has risen from 33 percent in 2017.


“Is America ready for a woman president?” Personally I thought America would be ready for a woman president before it was ready for a Nazi president, yet here we are. - OhNoSheTwint





The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Trump Agrees To Let Kim Jong Un Have Pence As Manservant. - Andy Borowitz



Sieg Heil Commandant!
Troops wore MAGA-styled patches on their uniforms during President Donald Trump’s addressed military personnel aboard the U.S.S. WASP.
Vivian Salama, a White House reporter for the Wall Street Journal documented the patches and posted images on Twitter.










Email
Subject: Memorial Day

Memorial Day has a special meaning to those of us who served, and I for one don’t see it as a gleeful occasion.

But then “Happy Memorial Day” is one of those perfunctory, unthinking, and largely-meaningless greetings, like “Hi, how are you?” asked by a person who does not actually give a rat’s ass how you are.

As a culture, we have adopted the lazy habit of prefixing any holiday with “Happy.”  Sometimes it works: Happy New Year, Happy Valentine’s Day, Happy Birthday.  But for Memorial Day, it just doesn’t.

There is one exception: if Trump is sentenced to prison on May 30, 2022, THAT will be a Happy Memorial Day.

I too am glad Cadet Bone Spurs was out of the country for Memorial Day.  The day would have no meaning for him and his presence would only diminish the day’s importance.

Cadet Bone Spurs.  I remember the day of my first draft physical, in March 1968.  It was the month after the Tet Offensive and the Army needed bodies.

I was one of 178 guys who got their physicals on that day and we ALL passed.  There were people wheezing; people limping, people with arms in slings, people strung out on drugs, people with communicable diseases and festering sores but none of that mattered: we all passed our physicals.

I remember one guy in particular who had bright purple scars up and down both knees where cartilage had been removed.  He was told, “If they give you trouble in boot camp, we’ll issue knee pads.”  He passed.

And yet Cadet Bone Spurs was able to sashay in and out only months later with a draft classification of 1-Y: “Registrant qualified for service only in time of war or national emergency.”  If memory serves, there was a war going on at that time.  Three months after that, he got a 4-F classification.

What a f*cking loathsome slimeball the guy is.  In fact, I have never used the adjective “f*cking” more freely than I have when describing anything related to Donald Trump or his f*cking snakebitten presidency.

Rick.



F*ck, yeah!

Thank you for your service, Rick and your email.

I, along with millions of others cannot comprehend how Trump can remain in office. 

I blame the main stream media. They keep interviewing these malignant Trumpsters and giving them and their nutty ideas exposure every damn day. 

That piece in the New York Times Maggie Haberman did on Hope Hicks was appalling and is exactly what is wrong with DC journalists. It reminded me of NBC's David Gregory dancing and rapping with Karl Rove as two wars were raging and the economy was collapsing in 2007 due to Dubya. There was hardly a kerfuffle from the main stream media. 

Republicans have almost completed their slow-motion coup d'etat. God help us all. Or Nancy Pelosi.


Three years ago, three million more people voted for the Email Lady than the Nazi Moron. can our worthless corporate media please please PLEASE stop asking if America is ready for a woman president. what America is ready for is a media that stops asking stupid f*cking questions . - Jeff Tiedrich




Republican Shenanigans

“Is America ready for a woman president?” ask the people who think girls are ready to have their rapists’ babies. - OhNoSheTwint





Trump Wants To Diminish The Navy's Power Because -- Steam
President Trump criticized plans to overhaul some U.S. aircraft carriers' catapults while speaking to sailors aboard an assault ship stationed in Japan on Tuesday.
During his remarks, the president once again took aim at the Navy's plans to overhaul traditional steam-based catapults used for launching aircraft with newer electric systems, calling it a "wrong" choice..."I think I’m going to put an order," the president continued. "When we build a new aircraft carrier, we’re going to use steam. I’m going to just put out an order: We’re going to use steam. We don’t need — we don’t need that extra speed."


A moron who doesn't know how to use a computer or send an email, who can't even fold up his own umbrella, is giving design criteria for an aircraft carrier. Seriously. - Alex Cole tweet




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Biden camp responds as Trump lands back in US: "The President’s comments are beneath the dignity of the office.  To be on foreign soil, on Memorial Day, and to side repeatedly with a murderous dictator against a fellow American and former Vice President speaks for itself."  - Jim Acosta, CNN


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I'm pretty much convinced the Justin Amash and Elizabeth Warren are the only members of Congress who'v actually read the Mueller Report because they're the only two members of Congress who are acting as if they've actually read the Mueller report. - LOLGOP


Supreme Court OKs Mandatory Fetus Burial. Funeral Home$ Must Be Thrilled.
The Supreme Court on Tuesday reversed a lower court's decision invalidating part of Indiana's abortion law on the disposal of fetal remains, allowing it to go into effect.
But the court declined to take up a challenge to a provision blocking abortions on the basis of sex, race or disability, avoiding a major ruling on abortion for the time being.





While Democrats went from the KKK to Barack Obama, Republicans went from Abraham Lincoln to Donald Trump.
No wonder Republicans don't believe in evolution. - Middle Age Riot


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Business/Tech News

I applaud #RobertSmith for paying off the student loans of the 2019 graduating class of #Morehouse.  I wish however, that we hadn’t spent $5 trillion on endless wars in Iraq and Afghanistan.  We could have put every kid thru college FOREVER.  FREE. And filled some potholes too.- Bette Midler tweet


Catch us if you can.

Mitch McConnell's Wife Is As Dirty As He Is
In at least a dozen interviews with Chinese and Chinese-American media outlets since her nomination, Transportation Secretary Elaine Chao has appeared beside her shipping magnate father, whose company carries goods between the United States and Asia, and who has given Chao and her husband at least $5 million in the past 10 years...The appearances raise ethical concerns, experts say, because public officials are legally banned from using their office for any form of private gain for themselves or others.





Enemy of the people: CNN White House correspondent Jim @Acosta’s new book lays out what it’s like to be the most aggressive reporter covering the Trump White House. - Adam Parkhomenko






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Good News & Bad News Fundraiser

The Good News: I didn't drown
The Bad News: I need gutters

Unusually heavy rains caused drainage problems and my north facing concrete wall is sucking up standing water like a sponge. I anticipated this but the rains came early. A gutter and a concrete walkway along the house will solve the problem. Ay yi yi yi.

That water stain looks like a cat!




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Andy Warhol holding the silk of his famous Marilyn Monroe silkscreen.

Peace.


Monday, May 27, 2019

Memorial Day 2019

‘The president’s insane’: Senior Trump official confides in insider account of White House
"A ‘former White House national security official says staffers were not sure the president had not been compromised’ by Russia.”


My father was in Patton's army, fought Battle of the Bulge, crawled thru Europe for 2 yrs, & when a French bakery refused him & his soldier buddy bread though their money was on the counter, they politely raised their guns & asked again. - Elayne Boosler





The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Trump has the support of men whose children don't speak to them (Jon Voight), men who hit their wives (Rob Porter), men who call their wives "Mother" (Pence), pedophiles (Roy Moore), men who harass women (Bill O'Reilly) and a fussy butler from a 70s sit-com (Lindsey Graham) - Paul Rudnick






Trump Sure Knows How To Celebrate Memorial Day: Golf, Sumo Wrestling & BBQ
The optics and the rhetoric of President Trump's state visit to Japan aimed to show two allies at their closest in history, at the start of a new Japanese emperor's reign...On Sunday, he and Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe shared a round of golf, attended a sumo wrestling match and had a barbecue dinner.
But on Monday, a joint press conference with the two leaders revealed the two countries struggling to manage differences over a raft of policy issues — in particular, bilateral trade, North Korea and Iran.



Queen Elizabeth Says Bone Spurs Will Prevent Her From Meeting With Trump. - Andy Borowitz






Republican Shenanigans

If we don’t hold a criminal President accountable for his crimes now, do you really believe a criminal President will allow free and fair elections in 2020? - Tea Pain





Methinks Maggie Haberman May Be Gunning For Sarah Huckabee Sander's Job
In the New York Times piece by Maggie Haberman, titled “Hope Hicks Left the White House. Now She Must Decide Whether to Talk to Congress,” the White House correspondent described Hicks’s decision as “facing an existential question: whether to comply with a congressional subpoena in the coming weeks.”





Sarah Sanders won’t hold press briefings, but press still invites her on Sunday programs—that’ll show her!! - Eric Boehlert




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Trump retweets a video doctored to make Nancy Pelosi look stupid and there's no way to get even bc you can't doctor a video to make Trump look smart. - John Fugelsang


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Trump's Slurred Speech Tied To Low Battery In Putin's Remote. - Andy Borowitz



Wow. Kushner Gets Monster Loan From US Government! 
Kushner Cos. gets about $800 million in federally backed debt to buy apartments in Maryland and Virginia, the company’s biggest purchase in a decade







Can you imagine Bill Clinton saying he and Saddam Hussein are in agreement in their shared criticism of George Bush? A  President is using credibility of a dictator who tortured an American to death &  runs a prison camp country to help his campaign. So anti-American.  Disgrace. - Stuart Stevens


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Business/Tech News

Chase CEO Giving Commencement Speech Pledges To Double Whole Class’s Student Loan Debt - The Onion




Trump Loses 2 Lawsuits
President Trump took a beating in federal court last week, losing a pair of lawsuits aimed at hindering House Democrats' investigations into him and his administration.
The decisions indicated that Trump will ultimately lose the fights: Both judges in the subpoena cases issued their rulings swiftly and decisively, underscoring the weakness of Trump's legal arguments.


Aliens are going to be so deeply disappointed by us. - Molly Jong-Fast




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Arlington National Cemetery.

Peace.