Wednesday, January 30, 2019

Trump & McConnell are cut out of the same cloth

McConnell open to anti-shutdown legislation
Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell said Tuesday that he would be open to a bipartisan proposal that would put an end to government shutdowns.
At a press conference Tuesday, McConnell said he hopes that shutdowns can be avoided in the future and would consider a proposal to stop them from occurring.


Trump is expected to spend Super Bowl weekend at Mar-a-Lago. And Sarah Suckabee Sanders will be spending it on the sidelines in case they need an extra linebacker. I’m not body shaming her, I’m saying she’s good at protecting someone with deflated balls. - Chelsea Handler





The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Imagine having data from 17 intelligence agencies at your fingertips and choosing instead to get your daily briefing from a third-rate morning chat show. - Jeff Tiedrich




#BeBest
A senior United Nations judge who worked in one of the body's international courts in The Hague is reportedly resigning over "shocking" political interference from the Trump administration and Turkey. 
The German judge, Christoph Flügge, accused the U.S. of threatening other judges after steps were taken to investigate U.S. soldiers' conduct in Afghanistan...





More Americans were killed last year by toddlers w/guns than by terrorists. I think we all know who the real threat is. - John Fugelsang





Republican Shenanigans

Your refusal to accept the unanimous assessment of U.S. Intelligence on Iran, No. Korea, ISIS, Russia, & so much more shows the extent of your intellectual bankruptcy. All Americans, especially members of Congress, need to understand the danger you pose to our national security. - John Brennan, former CIA Director


I Didn't Know Trump Was A Super Spy
President Trump in a series of early morning tweets on Wednesday pushed back on warnings from his own top intelligence officials about the stark threats still posed by ISIS, saying the caliphate would “soon be destroyed.”







Trump doesn’t believe the US intelligence chiefs he appointed.  But he does believe Vladimir Putin.




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Any sign of a SecDef nominee yet? I mean, this is a little weird to have such a long period without even a nominee to one of the most important national security positions in our government. - Kelly Magsamen


Is Impeachment Off The Table Because Pelosi's Waiting For Mueller...?
Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) is keeping her troops in line on one of the most divisive issues facing Democrats internally and the country more broadly: the impeachment of President Trump.





In an ideal scenario the President of the United States and the worst human being in the world would be two different people. - TheTweetOfGod

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This presidency is a hate crime. - TheTweetOfGod

DOJ versus China
The criminal charges against Chinese firm Huawei mark a sharp escalation in the Trump administration’s fight with China. 
The company and Beijing are vowing to fight back and both sides are digging in, setting the stage for a battle that will likely impact upcoming trade talks.






The polar vortex caused hundreds of injuries across the Midwest today, as people who said “so much for global warming” and similar comments were punched in the face. - Andy Borowitz




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Time To Deflate Photo

Horsies in mukluks!

Peace.


Tuesday, January 29, 2019

Pelosi invites Trump to give State of the Union address on February 5

Pelosi invites Trump to give State of the Union address on February 5
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., on Monday invited President Trump to deliver the State of the Union address on February 5.


Roger Stone says Mueller will “charge Trump and Pence with collusion, then make Nancy Pelosi President. Pelosi will appoint Hillary VP, then step aside.
This might be the first good idea Roger ever had. - Tea Pain tweet




The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Taliban Agrees To Peace Deal Despite Concerns About America’s Human-Rights Record - The Onion



Another "Fredo"
Special counsel Robert Mueller's investigation is "close to being completed," Acting Attorney General Matthew Whitaker said Monday. Speaking at his first press conference since taking over the Justice Department in November 2018, Whitaker also said he has been "fully briefed" on Mueller's probe.










Do you ever think about how weird it is that the secretary of education is a billionaire whose brother owns a private army? - Molly tweet




Republican Shenanigans

The video of Federal agents swarming in to arrest #RogerStone was so satisfying!  Almost as satisfying as the one playing in my head, of Stephen Miller tripping and falling into a hole full of starving migrants. - Bette Midler






Gag Me With A Waterboard
The hawkish House Republican with a famous last name is seen as a possible senator or even speaker of the House.


I'm just super-tickled to learn that the guy who cheated on his first wife with his second and cheated on her with his third and cheated on her with a porn actress and lied about paying hush money and then said the hush money payments were legal says that Bible study is important. - Jeff Tiedrich





Those Sneaky Mexicans...
Mexico posted its highest trade surplus on record in December despite efforts by President Trump to close that gap by redoing Nafta


I sure hope Mexico sends that check by February 15. - Justin Amash tweet

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Pelosi is going to have to add Trump to her disclosure forms where it asks for a list of assets she owns. - Adam Parkhomenko


I bet they'll do a better job than Trey Gowdy
 It's known as "the theater committee" for its high profile, high-drama role investigating President Donald Trump's White House. And now, five of the fieriest Democratic freshmen in the House are players on that stage.






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"If women could sleep their way to the top, there would be a lot more women at the top." --Gloria Steinem

Business/Tech News




Howard Schultz on Trump: "No one wants to see him fired more than me." Joy Behar: "And no one wants to see you run more than him."


Trump could have built his wall with the 6 billion in aid he gave farmers for his stupid tariff debacle
U.S. Department of Agriculture has paid out $5.94 billion as of Jan. 28 to farmers, a representative said on Monday, in aid designed to offset the negative impact of tariff imposition.




Thanks to Trump, now we have to Make America Again. - Stephen Colbert







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Time To Deflate Photo
Fiordland National Park, in the southwest of New Zealand’s South Island.
Magnificent. You can see the bottom of the lake.

Peace.


Monday, January 28, 2019

Trump latest distraction: Teach Bible Study In Public Schools

Trump kicks off the week by pushing ‘Bible literacy classes’
President Donald Trump, fresh off an embarrassing loss on the shutdown and his wall to Speaker Nancy Pelosi, is turning his attention from the Southern border to an entirely different topic: religion.


The only reason you're president is that 62 million self-described Christians were completely illiterate about Jesus' teachings.

Every time Trump mentions the Bible an angel coughs up blood. - John Fugelsang






The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump


Last week felt like a month.




Profiling Fail By ICE
Libyan comedian Mohanad Elshieky revealed on Twitter that he was pulled aside by ICE agents attempting to “raid” a Greyhound bus on its way from Spokane, Washington to Portland, Oregon.











Pelosi Refuses To Return Trump’s Testicles. - Andy Borowitz


Republican Shenanigans




Donald Trump is going to be the first president to have a prison wing named after him. - Tim Hanlon


Trump Revels In Trashing Past Presidents? WTF?
President Donald Trump has invited “hundreds, if not thousands” of guests to tour private areas of the White House, according to a new book, and frequently makes crass or demeaning comments about his predecessors. 





At what point does not impeaching the president become treason?- Middle Age Riot tweet


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Pelosi Sends Trump LEGO Wall for Desk as Consolation Prize - Andy Borowitz




Rock The Voter News

Hillary: I’m not running.
Random person: Hillary says she hasn’t ruled out running.
Fox News: PRESIDENT HILLARY CLINTON ANNOUNCES REELECTION BID WITH THE CARAVAN AS HER VP PICK! - OhNoSheTwint





Tom Brokaw? TOM BROKAW?
Former "NBC Nightly News" anchor Tom Brokaw tweeted Sunday that he regrets saying on "Meet the Press" that Hispanics should "work harder ...


Opponents of Family Separation Urge Trump And Don Jr. To Be Jailed Together. - Andy Borowitz




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Russians Involved In Trump Campaign Hold Reunion - Andy Borowitz

Business/Tech News




As I see it, now that the government is temporarily open again, that gives the FBI just three weeks to arrest Trump and every member of his family. - Andy Borowitz





Trump Doesn't Get Along With American Billionaires, Only Russian Billionaires It Seems
President Donald Trump on Monday ripped former Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz, saying the business titan "doesn't have the 'guts' to run for President!" "Watched him on @ 60Minutes last night and I agree with him that he is not the 'smartest person,'" Trump wrote.


A lot of white people need to work harder at assimilating into the human race. - TheTweetOfGod




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The fallen banana tree says...

Construction began yesterday and completion of the house shell/floor is projected to occur in 21 days.
I am so excited!!




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Boneyard Falls, Australia. We don't have to guess how it got its name.

Peace.