Monday, January 28, 2019

Trump latest distraction: Teach Bible Study In Public Schools

Trump kicks off the week by pushing ‘Bible literacy classes’
President Donald Trump, fresh off an embarrassing loss on the shutdown and his wall to Speaker Nancy Pelosi, is turning his attention from the Southern border to an entirely different topic: religion.

The only reason you're president is that 62 million self-described Christians were completely illiterate about Jesus' teachings.

Every time Trump mentions the Bible an angel coughs up blood. - John Fugelsang

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Last week felt like a month.

Profiling Fail By ICE
Libyan comedian Mohanad Elshieky revealed on Twitter that he was pulled aside by ICE agents attempting to “raid” a Greyhound bus on its way from Spokane, Washington to Portland, Oregon.

Pelosi Refuses To Return Trump’s Testicles. - Andy Borowitz

Republican Shenanigans

Donald Trump is going to be the first president to have a prison wing named after him. - Tim Hanlon

Trump Revels In Trashing Past Presidents? WTF?
President Donald Trump has invited “hundreds, if not thousands” of guests to tour private areas of the White House, according to a new book, and frequently makes crass or demeaning comments about his predecessors. 

At what point does not impeaching the president become treason?- Middle Age Riot tweet


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Pelosi Sends Trump LEGO Wall for Desk as Consolation Prize - Andy Borowitz

Rock The Voter News

Hillary: I’m not running.
Random person: Hillary says she hasn’t ruled out running.

Tom Brokaw? TOM BROKAW?
Former "NBC Nightly News" anchor Tom Brokaw tweeted Sunday that he regrets saying on "Meet the Press" that Hispanics should "work harder ...

Opponents of Family Separation Urge Trump And Don Jr. To Be Jailed Together. - Andy Borowitz


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Russians Involved In Trump Campaign Hold Reunion - Andy Borowitz

Business/Tech News

As I see it, now that the government is temporarily open again, that gives the FBI just three weeks to arrest Trump and every member of his family. - Andy Borowitz

Trump Doesn't Get Along With American Billionaires, Only Russian Billionaires It Seems
President Donald Trump on Monday ripped former Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz, saying the business titan "doesn't have the 'guts' to run for President!" "Watched him on @ 60Minutes last night and I agree with him that he is not the 'smartest person,'" Trump wrote.

A lot of white people need to work harder at assimilating into the human race. - TheTweetOfGod


The fallen banana tree says...

Construction began yesterday and completion of the house shell/floor is projected to occur in 21 days.
I am so excited!!


Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo
Boneyard Falls, Australia. We don't have to guess how it got its name.


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