Tuesday, June 5, 2018

Witness Tampering

Manafort attempted to tamper with potential witnesses: U.S. special counsel
President Donald Trump’s former campaign chairman, Paul Manafort, who has been indicted by U.S. Special Counsel Robert Mueller, attempted to tamper with potential witnesses, Mueller said in a court filing on Monday.


When you tell witnesses what to say to make sure their stories are consistent with yours, that’s called Manafortsplaining. - OhNoSheTwint





The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

i would like to recommend that Paul Manafort be held in the same facility and with the same conditions as the immigrant kids. - ManInTheHoody Tweet 




Trump: I have the unlimited power to do anything I want.Also Trump: I’m completely unable to stop separating children from their parents at the border because Democrats. - Jim Himes


U.N. Tells U.S. To Stop Traumatizing Children
The U.N. human rights office is calling on the Trump administration to “immediately halt” its policy of separating children from their parents after crossing U.S. border with Mexico.




Giuliani now says that Trump could shoot someone and not be prosecuted for it. Clearly the best way to test this theory is for Trump to shoot Giuliani. - Andy Borowitz





Republican Shenanigans

I’m from northern New Jersey and it’s literally illegal for me to cheer for the Eagles or any Philly team and yet here we are. - OhNoSheTwint






Fox News Caught Lying. Again.
Zach Ertz, the star tight end of the Super Bowl champion Philadelphia Eagles, slammed Fox News on Tuesday for using footage of him praying with his teammates to make it look like they were kneeling during the national anthem.






I sued Trump and won. Thanks to the hard work of my co-plaintiffs, Katie Fallow and our legal team, and the Knight First Amendment Institute, the President of the United States just unblocked me on Twitter. Not even Trump can infringe upon our First Amendment rights. - Eugene Gu, MD



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Trump is currently at the flush-the-meth-down-the-toilet phase of his Presidency. - Andy Borowitz



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65 years ago this month Julius &  Ethel Rosenberg were put to death for colluding with the Russians. The lawyer that pressured the judge to make it happen was il Douche’s mentor Roy Cohn. Someone should remind him of that little tidbit. - Jim David






Trump Hopes To LOCK HER UP! LOCK HER UP!
President Donald Trump undermined the inspector general report his allies hope will justify his attacks on law enforcement and political rival Hillary Clinton.


"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires" -- Susan B Anthony







Sailor Plans To Sue Obama And Blame Hillary
A former Navy sailor who was pardoned by President Trump is planning to sue former President Obama and other members of his administration for subjecting him to what he calls unequal protection under the law.









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Brief history of excuses:
1. There was no collusion
2. Maybe there was but I didn't know about it
3. Maybe I knew but so what
4. Lots of people collude
5. It's not illegal when the president does it
6. What about Hillary?
8. You can't indict a president
9. I'll just pardon myself
- Jeff Tiedrich




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The Eagles are really missing out on the opportunity to stand there while the President f--ks up their names, barely mentions the Super Bowl, then tells a pointless story about how NFL owners were very unfair to him when he tried to buy the Buffalo Bills. - Arkansas Fred





David Koch's Health Is Deteriorating
Billionaire Republican megadonor David Koch is stepping down from his roles at Koch Industries, the Americans for Prosperity Foundation, and other organizations, according to announcements on Tuesday...issues that led to a 2016 hospitalization have not been resolved, and David's "health has continued to deteriorate." He did not provide further details about his brother's condition.


Woman who oversaw Brooklyn Bridge construction in 1833 finally being recognized. See, highly qualified women DO get respect! When they’re dead. - Bette Midler


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Stolen: Not So Intellectual Property


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This cottage in Norway is a beautiful place to escape the worries of the world. No electricity, no Internet, wait, what?

Peace.


Monday, June 4, 2018

Trump shot the sheriff but not the deputy. Yet.

Giuliani: Trump could have 'shot James Comey' and not be prosecuted
The President's attorney said Trump would face impeachment rather than prosecution if he had shot former FBI Director James Comey in the Oval Office to end the Russia probe instead of firing him, which Trump did last May.


“The idea that a president can’t obstruct justice died with King George III, with a brief attempt at revival by Richard Nixon.” - Washington Post





The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Over the weekend, Trump’s lead attorney proclaimed the President can commit murder, then pardon himself and serve no time.
Should we call him “Kim Jong Trump” or “Agolf Twitler?” - Tea Pain





Newspeak Is Coming 
President has tapped the former head of the Claremont Institute, a conservative think tank, to run the Broadcasting Board of Governors.
The White House on Friday announced its plans to nominate Michael Pack to lead the agency, which oversees Voice of America, Middle East Broadcasting Networks and Radio Free Europe/Radio Liberty.



Imagine if “religious freedom” people cared as much about the rights of Muslim people as they do about the rights of Christian cakes. - OhNoSheTwint






Republican Shenanigans

Why does Melania get to avoid Trump while the rest of us are stuck with him? - irishygirl





Melania To Appear Tonight At A Gold Star Dinner. No Press Allowed.
First lady Melania Trump is expected to attend a White House event on Monday evening to honor Gold Star families, her spokeswoman, Stephanie Grisham, confirms to CNN.












In a 7-2 decision the Supreme Court has just ruled a Christian baker can violate the teachings of Jesus for religious reasons. - David Feldman

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Hey, @NRA: You know why hunters #WearOrange? Because they're afraid of being shot. Just like the rest of us. - Mrs. Betty Bowers





Rock The Voter News

Imagine if our corporate-controlled media could get as riled up over Trump's dismantling of democracy as they do about a blow job Bill Clinton got 20 years ago. you might say I'm a dreamer but I'm not the only one - Jeff Tiedrich


I Cried When I Read This. What Is Trump Hiding? And Where Are The Missing Children?
Oregon Sen. Jeff Merkley posted a video showing he was denied entry to an immigrant detention center housing children who had been separated from their parents.








With all the problems we’re facing, I know I woke up this morning and said to myself “damn it, Bill Clinton had better apologize to Monica Lewinsky for their consensual affair, that she initiated, and he was repeatedly punished for, over 20 years ago.” - John Aravosis


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And it gets even stranger. WH says Melania will not be attending any events or working until the END OF JUNE. 
All events of hers have been canceled.  All of them.  This is not BeBest. - Pesach 'Pace' Lattin






You call that a gun?

Australia Has Strict Gun And Banking Laws. Unlike The USA.
Australia's largest bank has been hit by a record $531 million fine for delays in reporting tens of thousands of transactions – a breach of the country's anti-money laundering and counterterrorism regulations.






Just pardoned myself for the two donuts I ate this morning. - Kumail Nanjiani




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Over halfway to the goal! Thank you!

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The little truck that could.

Peace.


Friday, June 1, 2018

Today's letter is the letter C

Samantha Bee, TBS apologize; Trump questions why 'no talent' host isn't fired
Samantha Bee is apologizing for crossing a line in a Full Frontal immigration segment aimed at Ivanka Trump in Wednesday's episode.

Ted Nugent called Hillary Clinton the exact same word and you invited him to the Oval Office, you corrosive hypocritical clot of congealed creamsicle spray-tan goo.- John Fugelsang




The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Canada should invade us.  They'd be greeted as liberators. - Tea Pain








I Bet He Was Just Collecting Seashells At The Seychelles
A close friend of Jared Kushner has come under scrutiny by Special Counsel Robert Mueller for his proximity to some key meetings between Trump associates and foreign officials, according to five people familiar with the matter...Richard Gerson, a hedge-fund manager in New York, was in the Seychelles in January 2017, less than two weeks before President Donald Trump's inauguration and around the time Trump associate Erik Prince secretly met with Russian and United Arab Emirates officials



The difference between Samantha Bee and Roseanne: She judged Ivanka Trump by the content of her character and not the color of her skin.- Matthew Kick




If there’s anything we’ve learned from women in comedy these past couple months, this White House really can’t take it when pussy grabs back. - Bess Kalb


Republican Shenanigans

Rough day for Trump supporters. Not only did they have to pretend to support a brown-skinned immigrant, they had to pretend to care about someone insulting a woman. - OhNoSheTwint








Donald Trump Is A Feckless _________
The mother of a Texas school shooting victim said that in a recent meeting with families, President Trump repeatedly suggested arming teachers as a way to combat school shootings.








Inconsolable Jeff Sessions Tries To Commit Suicide By Smoking Joint - The Onion


As a reporter who covered Blagojevich, I find some of today's revisionism jaw-dropping. A state house led by his own Democratic party voted 114-1 to impeach; Senate 59-0 to convict. Unanimous federal court jury convicted him on 17 counts of fraud, attempted extortion and bribery. - Chris Bury


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Rock The Voter News

If you voted for a man who said "grab them by the pussy," it's absurd to clutch your pearls over a comedian calling Trump a "feckless c--nt."  Also "feckless c--t" is accurate and descriptive writing. A+ - Randi Mayem Singer


I'm busy cleaning my diamonds.


Day #22: Melania Is Still Missing From Public View
First lady Melania Trump will not join the President at Camp David this weekend, marking the 22nd day since she was last seen publicly






White House Photographer Disturbed To Find Faint, Ghostly Image Of Melania Trump In Background Of Every Photo - The Onion





I can’t tell you how much I’ve enjoyed hikin​g the Appalachian Trail these past 22 days with Melania Trump. - Conan O'Brien

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Aluminum Tariffs Mean Trump Supporters Will Pay More for Foil Hats - Andy Borowitz








Business/Tech News

Seriously, I can't stop thinking about this.
What was behind the decision at the @NYTimes to put the Roseanne story on page A1 and the 5000 dead Puerto Ricans on page A13? - Peter Gleick





Visa Crashes In UK and Europe
Visa’s payment network has crashed across the UK and Europe, sparking chaos as transactions are failing or being denied.
The company confirmed that it is suffering an outage and it is investigating the cause.






Happy Pride month! Don't forget to draw a rainbow on your doorpost before sundown so Mike Pence passes over your house. - OhNoSheTwint


FYI: I look nothing like her.



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This is a Willow ptarmigan. I have never heard of it before. It is just beautiful!

Peace.