Friday, June 1, 2018

Today's letter is the letter C

Samantha Bee, TBS apologize; Trump questions why 'no talent' host isn't fired
Samantha Bee is apologizing for crossing a line in a Full Frontal immigration segment aimed at Ivanka Trump in Wednesday's episode.

Ted Nugent called Hillary Clinton the exact same word and you invited him to the Oval Office, you corrosive hypocritical clot of congealed creamsicle spray-tan goo.- John Fugelsang

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Canada should invade us.  They'd be greeted as liberators. - Tea Pain

I Bet He Was Just Collecting Seashells At The Seychelles
A close friend of Jared Kushner has come under scrutiny by Special Counsel Robert Mueller for his proximity to some key meetings between Trump associates and foreign officials, according to five people familiar with the matter...Richard Gerson, a hedge-fund manager in New York, was in the Seychelles in January 2017, less than two weeks before President Donald Trump's inauguration and around the time Trump associate Erik Prince secretly met with Russian and United Arab Emirates officials

The difference between Samantha Bee and Roseanne: She judged Ivanka Trump by the content of her character and not the color of her skin.- Matthew Kick

If there’s anything we’ve learned from women in comedy these past couple months, this White House really can’t take it when pussy grabs back. - Bess Kalb

Republican Shenanigans

Rough day for Trump supporters. Not only did they have to pretend to support a brown-skinned immigrant, they had to pretend to care about someone insulting a woman. - OhNoSheTwint

Donald Trump Is A Feckless _________
The mother of a Texas school shooting victim said that in a recent meeting with families, President Trump repeatedly suggested arming teachers as a way to combat school shootings.

Inconsolable Jeff Sessions Tries To Commit Suicide By Smoking Joint - The Onion

As a reporter who covered Blagojevich, I find some of today's revisionism jaw-dropping. A state house led by his own Democratic party voted 114-1 to impeach; Senate 59-0 to convict. Unanimous federal court jury convicted him on 17 counts of fraud, attempted extortion and bribery. - Chris Bury


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Rock The Voter News

If you voted for a man who said "grab them by the pussy," it's absurd to clutch your pearls over a comedian calling Trump a "feckless c--nt."  Also "feckless c--t" is accurate and descriptive writing. A+ - Randi Mayem Singer

I'm busy cleaning my diamonds.

Day #22: Melania Is Still Missing From Public View
First lady Melania Trump will not join the President at Camp David this weekend, marking the 22nd day since she was last seen publicly

White House Photographer Disturbed To Find Faint, Ghostly Image Of Melania Trump In Background Of Every Photo - The Onion

I can’t tell you how much I’ve enjoyed hikin​g the Appalachian Trail these past 22 days with Melania Trump. - Conan O'Brien


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Aluminum Tariffs Mean Trump Supporters Will Pay More for Foil Hats - Andy Borowitz

Business/Tech News

Seriously, I can't stop thinking about this.
What was behind the decision at the @NYTimes to put the Roseanne story on page A1 and the 5000 dead Puerto Ricans on page A13? - Peter Gleick

Visa Crashes In UK and Europe
Visa’s payment network has crashed across the UK and Europe, sparking chaos as transactions are failing or being denied.
The company confirmed that it is suffering an outage and it is investigating the cause.

Happy Pride month! Don't forget to draw a rainbow on your doorpost before sundown so Mike Pence passes over your house. - OhNoSheTwint

FYI: I look nothing like her.


Is anybody out there?


Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo
This is a Willow ptarmigan. I have never heard of it before. It is just beautiful!


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