Thursday, May 31, 2018

If you live by the tweet...

Trump turns to victimhood politics after ABC fires Roseanne
For a second straight day, President Trump has found a way to talk about the "Roseanne" controversy without condemning Roseanne Barr's racist remark.

To calm racial tensions after the #Roseanne debacle, Trump decides to pardon a felon that makes his livin' claimin' Democrats includin' Jews, African-Americans and other minorities are Nazis. - Tea Pain

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

I’m with an elite Salvadoran police unit right now and just after going on foot patrol in an MS-13 controlled neighborhood an officer asked me why there are so many school shootings in the US.- Danny Gold

Trump Sticks Stiff Tariffs To Canada, Mexico & EU
The administration says it failed to reach deals with the European Union, Canada and Mexico to address national security concerns related to the imports.

An update from Singapore: the press was banned from the Capella hotel, where the U.S. delegation is staying, but I managed to get in by going straight to the hotel bar and appearing to be a tourist.- John Hudson, Washington Post

Florida Has Turned Into A Mean, Racist State
The family of a Florida black man who was fatally shot by police through a garage door in his own house was awarded just four cents in compensation for the loss of his life.

Melania wrote this? Haha, good one, Trump.

Republican Shenanigans

Two days ago, Trump said he was too busy to think about the Russia investigation anymore. Yesterday he met with Kim Kardashian. Today he focused on the urgent business of pardoning Dinesh D'Souza. - Richard Hine

I Hope Trump Doesn't Throw Paper Towels At Them
"We are going to Dallas, we are going to Houston. We are going to have a little fun today. Thank you very much," President Trump says as he head to Texas to meet with the families of Santa Fe school shooting victims

4,635 Americans in Puerto Rico won't be getting a pardon from Trump. -LOLGOP

il Douche has pardoned Sheriff Joe Arpaio, Scooter Libby & Dinesh D'Souza for contempt of court, lying, campaign finance violations. Notice a pattern? - Jim David


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Rock The Voter News

I would like to thank President Trump for his time this afternoon. It is our hope that the President will grant clemency to Ms. Alice Marie Johnson who is serving a life sentence for a first-time, non-violent drug offense. - Kim Kardashian West

I Hope The NFL Drops To Its Knees
The attorney for former 49ers Colin Kaepernick and Eric Reid is hinting that a witness in their collusion case can come forward with concrete evidence of a conspiracy to keep them out of the league for kneeling during the national anthem.

It’s a sad day when Kim Kardashian has been invited to the White House before Malala. Priorities are not in check... - irishygirl


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I offer a full divine pardon to Judas. My son had it coming. - TheTweetOfGod

Business/Tech News

Not to stick up for a pharmaceutical company but I took an ambien last night and still thought what Roseanne did was hurtful and stupid. Then I ate a whole turkey. - Albert Brooks

Vermont Is Offering People 10K To Move There
Vermont Gov. Phil Scott (R) has signed a bill into law that will pay people $10,000 if they move to the state and work for an out-of-state employer remotely.

Maybe Dinesh D'Souza was on Ambien when he voluntarily confessed to multiple campaign finance violations. - Jeff Tiedrich

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Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo
Bali, Indonesia. Is that guy wearing a speedo?


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