Tuesday, June 5, 2018

Witness Tampering

Manafort attempted to tamper with potential witnesses: U.S. special counsel
President Donald Trump’s former campaign chairman, Paul Manafort, who has been indicted by U.S. Special Counsel Robert Mueller, attempted to tamper with potential witnesses, Mueller said in a court filing on Monday.

When you tell witnesses what to say to make sure their stories are consistent with yours, that’s called Manafortsplaining. - OhNoSheTwint

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

i would like to recommend that Paul Manafort be held in the same facility and with the same conditions as the immigrant kids. - ManInTheHoody Tweet 

Trump: I have the unlimited power to do anything I want.Also Trump: I’m completely unable to stop separating children from their parents at the border because Democrats. - Jim Himes

U.N. Tells U.S. To Stop Traumatizing Children
The U.N. human rights office is calling on the Trump administration to “immediately halt” its policy of separating children from their parents after crossing U.S. border with Mexico.

Giuliani now says that Trump could shoot someone and not be prosecuted for it. Clearly the best way to test this theory is for Trump to shoot Giuliani. - Andy Borowitz

Republican Shenanigans

I’m from northern New Jersey and it’s literally illegal for me to cheer for the Eagles or any Philly team and yet here we are. - OhNoSheTwint

Fox News Caught Lying. Again.
Zach Ertz, the star tight end of the Super Bowl champion Philadelphia Eagles, slammed Fox News on Tuesday for using footage of him praying with his teammates to make it look like they were kneeling during the national anthem.

I sued Trump and won. Thanks to the hard work of my co-plaintiffs, Katie Fallow and our legal team, and the Knight First Amendment Institute, the President of the United States just unblocked me on Twitter. Not even Trump can infringe upon our First Amendment rights. - Eugene Gu, MD


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Trump is currently at the flush-the-meth-down-the-toilet phase of his Presidency. - Andy Borowitz

Rock The Voter News

65 years ago this month Julius &  Ethel Rosenberg were put to death for colluding with the Russians. The lawyer that pressured the judge to make it happen was il Douche’s mentor Roy Cohn. Someone should remind him of that little tidbit. - Jim David

President Donald Trump undermined the inspector general report his allies hope will justify his attacks on law enforcement and political rival Hillary Clinton.

"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires" -- Susan B Anthony

Sailor Plans To Sue Obama And Blame Hillary
A former Navy sailor who was pardoned by President Trump is planning to sue former President Obama and other members of his administration for subjecting him to what he calls unequal protection under the law.


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Brief history of excuses:
1. There was no collusion
2. Maybe there was but I didn't know about it
3. Maybe I knew but so what
4. Lots of people collude
5. It's not illegal when the president does it
6. What about Hillary?
8. You can't indict a president
9. I'll just pardon myself
- Jeff Tiedrich

Business/Tech News

The Eagles are really missing out on the opportunity to stand there while the President f--ks up their names, barely mentions the Super Bowl, then tells a pointless story about how NFL owners were very unfair to him when he tried to buy the Buffalo Bills. - Arkansas Fred

David Koch's Health Is Deteriorating
Billionaire Republican megadonor David Koch is stepping down from his roles at Koch Industries, the Americans for Prosperity Foundation, and other organizations, according to announcements on Tuesday...issues that led to a 2016 hospitalization have not been resolved, and David's "health has continued to deteriorate." He did not provide further details about his brother's condition.

Woman who oversaw Brooklyn Bridge construction in 1833 finally being recognized. See, highly qualified women DO get respect! When they’re dead. - Bette Midler



Stolen: Not So Intellectual Property

Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo
This cottage in Norway is a beautiful place to escape the worries of the world. No electricity, no Internet, wait, what?


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