Monday, June 4, 2018

Trump shot the sheriff but not the deputy. Yet.

Giuliani: Trump could have 'shot James Comey' and not be prosecuted
The President's attorney said Trump would face impeachment rather than prosecution if he had shot former FBI Director James Comey in the Oval Office to end the Russia probe instead of firing him, which Trump did last May.


“The idea that a president can’t obstruct justice died with King George III, with a brief attempt at revival by Richard Nixon.” - Washington Post





The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Over the weekend, Trump’s lead attorney proclaimed the President can commit murder, then pardon himself and serve no time.
Should we call him “Kim Jong Trump” or “Agolf Twitler?” - Tea Pain





Newspeak Is Coming 
President has tapped the former head of the Claremont Institute, a conservative think tank, to run the Broadcasting Board of Governors.
The White House on Friday announced its plans to nominate Michael Pack to lead the agency, which oversees Voice of America, Middle East Broadcasting Networks and Radio Free Europe/Radio Liberty.



Imagine if “religious freedom” people cared as much about the rights of Muslim people as they do about the rights of Christian cakes. - OhNoSheTwint






Republican Shenanigans

Why does Melania get to avoid Trump while the rest of us are stuck with him? - irishygirl





Melania To Appear Tonight At A Gold Star Dinner. No Press Allowed.
First lady Melania Trump is expected to attend a White House event on Monday evening to honor Gold Star families, her spokeswoman, Stephanie Grisham, confirms to CNN.












In a 7-2 decision the Supreme Court has just ruled a Christian baker can violate the teachings of Jesus for religious reasons. - David Feldman

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Hey, @NRA: You know why hunters #WearOrange? Because they're afraid of being shot. Just like the rest of us. - Mrs. Betty Bowers





Rock The Voter News

Imagine if our corporate-controlled media could get as riled up over Trump's dismantling of democracy as they do about a blow job Bill Clinton got 20 years ago. you might say I'm a dreamer but I'm not the only one - Jeff Tiedrich


I Cried When I Read This. What Is Trump Hiding? And Where Are The Missing Children?
Oregon Sen. Jeff Merkley posted a video showing he was denied entry to an immigrant detention center housing children who had been separated from their parents.








With all the problems we’re facing, I know I woke up this morning and said to myself “damn it, Bill Clinton had better apologize to Monica Lewinsky for their consensual affair, that she initiated, and he was repeatedly punished for, over 20 years ago.” - John Aravosis


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And it gets even stranger. WH says Melania will not be attending any events or working until the END OF JUNE. 
All events of hers have been canceled.  All of them.  This is not BeBest. - Pesach 'Pace' Lattin






You call that a gun?

Australia Has Strict Gun And Banking Laws. Unlike The USA.
Australia's largest bank has been hit by a record $531 million fine for delays in reporting tens of thousands of transactions – a breach of the country's anti-money laundering and counterterrorism regulations.






Just pardoned myself for the two donuts I ate this morning. - Kumail Nanjiani




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The little truck that could.

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Friday, June 1, 2018

Today's letter is the letter C

Samantha Bee, TBS apologize; Trump questions why 'no talent' host isn't fired
Samantha Bee is apologizing for crossing a line in a Full Frontal immigration segment aimed at Ivanka Trump in Wednesday's episode.

Ted Nugent called Hillary Clinton the exact same word and you invited him to the Oval Office, you corrosive hypocritical clot of congealed creamsicle spray-tan goo.- John Fugelsang




The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Canada should invade us.  They'd be greeted as liberators. - Tea Pain








I Bet He Was Just Collecting Seashells At The Seychelles
A close friend of Jared Kushner has come under scrutiny by Special Counsel Robert Mueller for his proximity to some key meetings between Trump associates and foreign officials, according to five people familiar with the matter...Richard Gerson, a hedge-fund manager in New York, was in the Seychelles in January 2017, less than two weeks before President Donald Trump's inauguration and around the time Trump associate Erik Prince secretly met with Russian and United Arab Emirates officials



The difference between Samantha Bee and Roseanne: She judged Ivanka Trump by the content of her character and not the color of her skin.- Matthew Kick




If there’s anything we’ve learned from women in comedy these past couple months, this White House really can’t take it when pussy grabs back. - Bess Kalb


Republican Shenanigans

Rough day for Trump supporters. Not only did they have to pretend to support a brown-skinned immigrant, they had to pretend to care about someone insulting a woman. - OhNoSheTwint








Donald Trump Is A Feckless _________
The mother of a Texas school shooting victim said that in a recent meeting with families, President Trump repeatedly suggested arming teachers as a way to combat school shootings.








Inconsolable Jeff Sessions Tries To Commit Suicide By Smoking Joint - The Onion


As a reporter who covered Blagojevich, I find some of today's revisionism jaw-dropping. A state house led by his own Democratic party voted 114-1 to impeach; Senate 59-0 to convict. Unanimous federal court jury convicted him on 17 counts of fraud, attempted extortion and bribery. - Chris Bury


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Rock The Voter News

If you voted for a man who said "grab them by the pussy," it's absurd to clutch your pearls over a comedian calling Trump a "feckless c--nt."  Also "feckless c--t" is accurate and descriptive writing. A+ - Randi Mayem Singer


I'm busy cleaning my diamonds.


Day #22: Melania Is Still Missing From Public View
First lady Melania Trump will not join the President at Camp David this weekend, marking the 22nd day since she was last seen publicly






White House Photographer Disturbed To Find Faint, Ghostly Image Of Melania Trump In Background Of Every Photo - The Onion





I can’t tell you how much I’ve enjoyed hikin​g the Appalachian Trail these past 22 days with Melania Trump. - Conan O'Brien

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Aluminum Tariffs Mean Trump Supporters Will Pay More for Foil Hats - Andy Borowitz








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Seriously, I can't stop thinking about this.
What was behind the decision at the @NYTimes to put the Roseanne story on page A1 and the 5000 dead Puerto Ricans on page A13? - Peter Gleick





Visa Crashes In UK and Europe
Visa’s payment network has crashed across the UK and Europe, sparking chaos as transactions are failing or being denied.
The company confirmed that it is suffering an outage and it is investigating the cause.






Happy Pride month! Don't forget to draw a rainbow on your doorpost before sundown so Mike Pence passes over your house. - OhNoSheTwint


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This is a Willow ptarmigan. I have never heard of it before. It is just beautiful!

Peace.


Thursday, May 31, 2018

If you live by the tweet...

Trump turns to victimhood politics after ABC fires Roseanne
For a second straight day, President Trump has found a way to talk about the "Roseanne" controversy without condemning Roseanne Barr's racist remark.


To calm racial tensions after the #Roseanne debacle, Trump decides to pardon a felon that makes his livin' claimin' Democrats includin' Jews, African-Americans and other minorities are Nazis. - Tea Pain





The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

I’m with an elite Salvadoran police unit right now and just after going on foot patrol in an MS-13 controlled neighborhood an officer asked me why there are so many school shootings in the US.- Danny Gold






Trump Sticks Stiff Tariffs To Canada, Mexico & EU
The administration says it failed to reach deals with the European Union, Canada and Mexico to address national security concerns related to the imports.


An update from Singapore: the press was banned from the Capella hotel, where the U.S. delegation is staying, but I managed to get in by going straight to the hotel bar and appearing to be a tourist.- John Hudson, Washington Post





Florida Has Turned Into A Mean, Racist State
The family of a Florida black man who was fatally shot by police through a garage door in his own house was awarded just four cents in compensation for the loss of his life.



Melania wrote this? Haha, good one, Trump.



Republican Shenanigans

Two days ago, Trump said he was too busy to think about the Russia investigation anymore. Yesterday he met with Kim Kardashian. Today he focused on the urgent business of pardoning Dinesh D'Souza. - Richard Hine






I Hope Trump Doesn't Throw Paper Towels At Them
"We are going to Dallas, we are going to Houston. We are going to have a little fun today. Thank you very much," President Trump says as he head to Texas to meet with the families of Santa Fe school shooting victims






4,635 Americans in Puerto Rico won't be getting a pardon from Trump. -LOLGOP




il Douche has pardoned Sheriff Joe Arpaio, Scooter Libby & Dinesh D'Souza for contempt of court, lying, campaign finance violations. Notice a pattern? - Jim David


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I would like to thank President Trump for his time this afternoon. It is our hope that the President will grant clemency to Ms. Alice Marie Johnson who is serving a life sentence for a first-time, non-violent drug offense. - Kim Kardashian West




I Hope The NFL Drops To Its Knees
The attorney for former 49ers Colin Kaepernick and Eric Reid is hinting that a witness in their collusion case can come forward with concrete evidence of a conspiracy to keep them out of the league for kneeling during the national anthem.


It’s a sad day when Kim Kardashian has been invited to the White House before Malala. Priorities are not in check... - irishygirl




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I offer a full divine pardon to Judas. My son had it coming. - TheTweetOfGod

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Not to stick up for a pharmaceutical company but I took an ambien last night and still thought what Roseanne did was hurtful and stupid. Then I ate a whole turkey. - Albert Brooks


Vermont Is Offering People 10K To Move There
Vermont Gov. Phil Scott (R) has signed a bill into law that will pay people $10,000 if they move to the state and work for an out-of-state employer remotely.





Maybe Dinesh D'Souza was on Ambien when he voluntarily confessed to multiple campaign finance violations. - Jeff Tiedrich

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Bali, Indonesia. Is that guy wearing a speedo?

Peace.