Friday, March 9, 2018

How sane people feel each morning

‘Cover-ups matter’: Stormy Daniels’ lawyer says he can prove Trump is lying about porn star payoffs
The attorney representing adult film star Stormy Daniels said on Friday that he believes he can prove that President Donald Trump has been lying about what he knows about attorney Michael Cohen’s decision to pay hush money to his client.


He's insulted us, gaslighted us, and publicly humiliated us.
America is Melania Trump. - John Fugelsang





The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Dennis Rodman is going to get Nobel Peace Prize for Trump NK meeting. - Stephen Colbert





Man has need for good guy with gun.
VA Secretary Is So Scared Of His Staff That He Hired An Armed Guard
Veterans Affairs Secretary David Shulkin is now in an all-out war with his own staff.
The Washington Post reports that Shulkin’s relationship has now gotten so toxic with some of his staff members that “an armed guard now stands outside his office.”



It's wild that the Parkland shooter had a swastika carved into his gun, wore a MAGA hat, and explicitly expressed his hatred for Jews and black people but all these things were excluded from the subsequent conversation. - Tuxedo Mask tweet



Jim Carrey, the actor, posted his art on Twitter titled "Oh Say, Can't You See"


The president who boasted of treating women like sex objects is being outplayed at his own game by a porn star. - Washington Post




Republican Shenanigans

Trevor Noah on the Trump Administration: 'We're learning about laws because they keep breaking them'


Porn Star Interview On Hold. I Wonder Why?
Former adult film actress Stormy Daniels has recorded an interview for CBS's "60 Minutes" after filing a civil suit against President Trump this week in an attempt to void a nondisclosure agreement between the pair.
A source familiar with the program told The Hill that Daniels, whose real name is Stephanie Clifford, will appear on “60 Minutes” on a future date but won't be on the program this coming Sunday.





So, Trump kids, how do you feel about your father's affair with Stormy Daniels? 
Ivanka: "It never happened."
Don Jr.: "Father nailed a porn star. That's awesome!"
Eric [looking up from the jar of library paste he'd been eating]: "Dad what?" - Jeff Tiedrich


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I took this screenshot of Stormy Daniels' Tweet




Trump supposedly used alias “David Dennison” with Stormy. Rearrange the letters, and  it spells “Diva Don Sinned.” - Bette Midler


Rock The Voter News



Nunberg Sobers Up 
Former Trump campaign aide Sam Nunberg arrived at District Court in Washington, DC, Friday morning, where he is expected to deliver federal grand jury testimony as part of special counsel Robert Mueller's investigation.







[tweets about feminism]

Whoa there, little lady. International Women’s Day was yesterday. - OhNoSheTwint



"The Jury" Saturday Evening Post Cover, February 14,1959 by Norman Rockwell

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Business/Tech News


Kim Jong-un Reveals He is Just Using Trump to Meet Stormy Daniels - Andy Borowitz


Two Americas



Right Wing Media Fully Embraces Russia
Conservative website The Daily Caller’s decision to publish an op-ed in which infamous Russian oligarch Oleg Deripaska attacks special counsel Robert Mueller’s investigation into interference with the 2016 presidential election drew harsh criticism from journalists but quickly earned a link on The Drudge Report. Drudge regularly promotes Russian propaganda, providing more than 400 links to the websites of Russian state-media outlets RT, Sputnik, and Tass since 2012.



I'm consistently over thanked for Friday.- TweetOfGod



Brita Unveils New In-Throat Water Filters 
- The Onion



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Odd News


Time To Deflate Photo
Here's a shot of cuteness after a week of ugliness - a baby sloth.

Peace.


Thursday, March 8, 2018

Florida allows armed teachers

Florida lawmakers pass bill allowing armed teachers in classrooms
Florida’s lawmakers narrowly passed a controversial gun bill late on Wednesday that would allow armed teachers in the state’s classrooms, three weeks to the day after the Marjory Stoneman Douglas high school massacre in which 17 people were killed.


Me: I'm talking about RESPONSIBLE gun ownership
Gun Nut: WHY ARE YOU LIBTARDS TRYIN' TO TAKE AWAY MAH GUNZ!!!
Me: I never suggested taking away your guns. I said, take RESPONSIBILITY. 
Gun Nut: LIBTARDS TRYIN' TO TAKE MAH GUNZ!
Me: No, I said...
Gun Nut: MAH GUNZ! - Stonekettle tweet





The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

According to The New York Times, a Belarusian escort is claiming that she has audio recordings that prove Russian meddling in the U.S. elections. "I've never even met Anastasia," yelled Trump, before anyone said her name.- Seth Myers



A Mercenary, A Congressman And A Russian Walk Into A Fundraiser...
Blackwater founder Erik Prince will host a fundraiser this month for Russia-friendly Republican Rep. Dana Rohrabacher, as Prince faces new questions over a 2017 meeting currently being investigated by special counsel Robert Mueller.












Republican Shenanigans


Microwave Oven Becomes Latest to Angrily Depart White House - Andy Borowitz






With all these headlines, I just assumed Steel Tariffs was Stormy Daniel's co-star.- Stephen Colbert




Republicans Have Ruined Florida With Their Hard On For Guns
Florida State Rep. Elizabeth Porter (R) this week pushed back on the students who have spoken out in favor of stricter gun laws, saying they did not have the "wisdom" or "experience" to make laws.










I’m calling the Stormy Daniels drama the “pussy grabs back” phase of Trump’s presidency. - Molly





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Attempting to repair some of the fallout from his recent remarks about women, Donald Trump said on Sunday that the decision of whether women should be considered humans should be left to the states. - Andy Borowitz




Rock The Voter News

President Trump is on a diet and has been trying to eat more salad. When he first ordered one at the White House, the kitchen was excited because they thought the Obamas were back. - Conan O'Brien






Celebrate International Women’s Day by telling a man to calm down. - Erin Ryan


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Business/Tech News

Remember, the ppl who say more access to guns leads to fewer mass shootings tend to be the ones who say less access to birth control leads to fewer abortions. -John Fugelsang





Uh Oh. Better Sell Your Shares Of Birth Control Stock!
Abstinence-only education — encouraging adolescents to wait until marriage for sex — is making a comeback under President Trump.
In a marked departure from the previous administration, conservatives at the Department of Health and Human Services (HHS) are putting an emphasis on abstinence to reduce teen pregnancy rates.







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Odd News


Time To Deflate Photo

Truman’s Presidential plane the "Independence" with an eye-catching paint job. I hope Trump doesn't get any ideas.

Peace.


Wednesday, March 7, 2018

Shift change at the White House

Ex-Trump advisor Gary Cohn complained he only used 20 percent of his brain power in the White House: report
Outgoing Trump economic adviser Gary Cohn reportedly complained that he wasn’t being used to his full potential shortly before he announced his departure from the administration.


Gary Cohn Resigns In Protest Of Trump’s Bigoted Comments Towards Aluminum - The Onion





The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

FUN FACT:  Almost everybody that leaves the Trump White House finds a job workin' for Bob Mueller. - Tea Pain



Putin Willing To Blow Up The World. Seriously.
President Vladimir Putin has warned that he would not hesitate to strike back if Russia was hit by a nuclear adversary, even if it led to a “global catastrophe.”
The Russian leader spoke to one of his country’s most infamous pro-Kremlin TV show hosts, in a tough-talking interview broadcast on national airwaves before Russians go to the polls later this month.






Conservative Christians’ Creed: “Jesus forgave me for my sins so I could concentrate of yours.” - Mrs. Betty Bowers


Republican Shenanigans






According to sources, White House chief of staff John Kelly is frustrated with Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner, and questions what they do during the day. I'm going to say "nothing" and "homework." - Seth Myers



Nation is Praying There is No Tape of Trump Having Sex
Adult film star Stormy Daniels has filed a civil action against Donald Trump, asking a California court to declare that the nondisclosure agreement between them is not valid because Trump never actually signed it.








Trump Denies Having Sex With Stormy Daniels, Citing Boner Spurs - Andy Borowitz


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Not to be too controversial but if Hillary were POTUS there’s zero chance that we’d have to read about her sending pictures of her gross old d**k to a porn star. - OhNoSheTwint




Education Secretary Visits School Shooting Site, Barely
Education Secretary Betsy DeVos’s visit to Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland, Fla., where a shooter killed 17 people and left many others wounded, was met with criticism by some students...Students said that during her visit DeVos didn’t speak with many of the students or answer their questions.









Wait, now Gary Cohn is gone too? I can't keep up - the last time this many people fled the White House the British were burning it in 1814. - Bill Maher


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Business/Tech News

A Trumper is a feller that would set his house on fire if he thought it would hurt your property values. - Tea Pain






In What Fresh Hell Does Trump Find These People?
Former Trump campaign aide Sam Nunberg on Wednesday insisted that his Monday media spree was not a drunken meltdown as some have speculated...“I don’t feel exploited,” Nunberg revealed. “I was playing everywhere… I was trending No. 1 on Twitter from a couch in my office.”


A new study has found that when romantic partners hold hands while in pain, their brain waves can sync and decrease that pain. "Nah, I'm good," said Melania.- Seth Myers







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Jazz Hands


Me after I located the cause of my slow-as-molasses notebook. It was a loose RAM thingamabob.
Fixed it!


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Odd News


Time To Deflate Photo


When nature and architecture meet.

Peace.