Friday, March 9, 2018

How sane people feel each morning

‘Cover-ups matter’: Stormy Daniels’ lawyer says he can prove Trump is lying about porn star payoffs
The attorney representing adult film star Stormy Daniels said on Friday that he believes he can prove that President Donald Trump has been lying about what he knows about attorney Michael Cohen’s decision to pay hush money to his client.

He's insulted us, gaslighted us, and publicly humiliated us.
America is Melania Trump. - John Fugelsang

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Dennis Rodman is going to get Nobel Peace Prize for Trump NK meeting. - Stephen Colbert

Man has need for good guy with gun.
VA Secretary Is So Scared Of His Staff That He Hired An Armed Guard
Veterans Affairs Secretary David Shulkin is now in an all-out war with his own staff.
The Washington Post reports that Shulkin’s relationship has now gotten so toxic with some of his staff members that “an armed guard now stands outside his office.”

It's wild that the Parkland shooter had a swastika carved into his gun, wore a MAGA hat, and explicitly expressed his hatred for Jews and black people but all these things were excluded from the subsequent conversation. - Tuxedo Mask tweet

Jim Carrey, the actor, posted his art on Twitter titled "Oh Say, Can't You See"

The president who boasted of treating women like sex objects is being outplayed at his own game by a porn star. - Washington Post

Republican Shenanigans

Trevor Noah on the Trump Administration: 'We're learning about laws because they keep breaking them'

Porn Star Interview On Hold. I Wonder Why?
Former adult film actress Stormy Daniels has recorded an interview for CBS's "60 Minutes" after filing a civil suit against President Trump this week in an attempt to void a nondisclosure agreement between the pair.
A source familiar with the program told The Hill that Daniels, whose real name is Stephanie Clifford, will appear on “60 Minutes” on a future date but won't be on the program this coming Sunday.

So, Trump kids, how do you feel about your father's affair with Stormy Daniels? 
Ivanka: "It never happened."
Don Jr.: "Father nailed a porn star. That's awesome!"
Eric [looking up from the jar of library paste he'd been eating]: "Dad what?" - Jeff Tiedrich


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I took this screenshot of Stormy Daniels' Tweet

Trump supposedly used alias “David Dennison” with Stormy. Rearrange the letters, and  it spells “Diva Don Sinned.” - Bette Midler

Rock The Voter News

Nunberg Sobers Up 
Former Trump campaign aide Sam Nunberg arrived at District Court in Washington, DC, Friday morning, where he is expected to deliver federal grand jury testimony as part of special counsel Robert Mueller's investigation.

[tweets about feminism]

Whoa there, little lady. International Women’s Day was yesterday. - OhNoSheTwint

"The Jury" Saturday Evening Post Cover, February 14,1959 by Norman Rockwell


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Business/Tech News

Kim Jong-un Reveals He is Just Using Trump to Meet Stormy Daniels - Andy Borowitz

Two Americas

Right Wing Media Fully Embraces Russia
Conservative website The Daily Caller’s decision to publish an op-ed in which infamous Russian oligarch Oleg Deripaska attacks special counsel Robert Mueller’s investigation into interference with the 2016 presidential election drew harsh criticism from journalists but quickly earned a link on The Drudge Report. Drudge regularly promotes Russian propaganda, providing more than 400 links to the websites of Russian state-media outlets RT, Sputnik, and Tass since 2012.

I'm consistently over thanked for Friday.- TweetOfGod

Brita Unveils New In-Throat Water Filters 
- The Onion



Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo
Here's a shot of cuteness after a week of ugliness - a baby sloth.


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