Monday, March 12, 2018

I wish this was the latest James Bond film and not reality

U.K. Prime Minister Says 'Highly Likely' Russia Responsible For Ex-Spy Poisoning
British Prime Minister Theresa May says it is "highly likely" that Russia is behind the poisoning of a former Russian spy and his daughter earlier this month in southern England.

Prime Minister of United Kingdom publicly accuses Russia of attempted assassination by nerve agent on NATO soil. What will the president of the United States say & do? - David Frum

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Journalists On Putin's Hit List
A  Russian double agent who defected to Britain has revealed he was poisoned like stricken Sergei Skripal.
Boris Karpichkov says he and Skripal were on a hit-list of EIGHT defectors Vladimir Putin wants dead – and names the others .

Vladimir Putin is a ruthless despot who kills dissidents, murders journalists, props up war criminals, and attacked American democracy.
Trump has been more critical of Chuck Todd, Meryl Streep, and Nordstrom. - Brian Klaas

Republican Shenanigans

“McMaster” sounds like what happens when a German guy makes up an Irish name. - Conan O'Brien

Betsy DeVos Argues Issue Of Guns In Schools Should Be Fully Left Up To Individual Shooters - The Onion

Stormy Throws A Sideline Pass, Makes 1st Down
Stormy Daniels is making an offer that, if accepted, would allow her to finally speak freely about her alleged affair with President Trump.
According to NBC News and The New York Times, Daniels is offering Trump lawyer Michael Cohen that she would return the $130,000 she accepted.

This is going to end with us seeing the president's d*ck, isn't it :( - morningloria tweet

Major side-eye when Trump claims to be in favor of background checks. He’s the same person who hired Rob Porter, Michael Flynn, Paul Manafort, Rick Gates, George Papadopoulos, Carter Page, Sebastian Gorka, Omarosa Manigault, Anthony Scaramucci, Jared Kushner, etc., etc. -Mrs. Betty Bowers


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The only way congress is going to impeach SCROTUS is if they find out that after molesting thirteen women and sleeping with Stormy Daniels, he had sex with Monica Lewinsky.- Elayne Boosler

Rock The Voter News

Alabama senate wants to display Ten Commandments in schools to stop shootings. I guess it'll help if they're big enough to hide behind. - John Leguizamo

Trump Playing Games On Guns
President Donald Trump said Monday that he is "watching court cases and rulings" before taking action on raising age limits for purchasing some firearms, arguing that there is "not much political support (to put it mildly)."

Jared Kushner’s brother reportedly donated $50k to the “March for Our Lives.” I applaud him for giving the money to a good cause and not saving it for his brother’s bail. - Chelsea Handler


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Business/Tech News

I watched the news & saw poor people busted for illegal mood-altering drugs. Then came the commercials for the legal ones.- John Fugelsang

Apple’s new futuristic headquarters, Apple Park in Cupertino, California, is having some problems. The building is filled with so much clear glass that employees have reportedly been walking into glass walls. I guess Apple shouldn’t have installed windows. -  James Corden

Fox News Attempts To Rebrand Itself
Fox News is launching a new ad campaign featuring the slogan "Real news. Real honest opinion."
"Fox is the one place where dissent is allowed," prime-time host Tucker Carlson claims in one of the ads

Study Finds Cats Only Meow When They Want To Alert Owner Of Neighbor’s Murder They Witnessed Through Window - The Onion



Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo

I wonder why this never caught on.


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