Nude Aides Huddled Around Trump Assure Him No One Wearing Wire -The Onion

“YOU CAN’T GO ANY LOWER”: INSIDE THE WEST WING, TRUMP IS APOPLECTIC AS ALLIES FEAR IMPEACHMENT

After Monday’s indictments, the president blamed Jared Kushner in a call to Steve Bannon, while others are urging him to take off the gloves with Robert Mueller.

I miss the simpler times, when Anthony Scaramucci talked about Steve Bannon sucking his own d**k. - Lauren Duca

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

• New Yorkers defiant after deadliest terror attack in the city since 9/11
• North Korean defector: Officers trained to fire on South as soon as US takes military action
• Trump blames Schumer for NYC terror attack after watching Fox News 
• Feds: A Small Town Police Chief Said Black People Were ‘Like ISIS’ And Wished He Could ‘Mow ’Em Down’
• John Kelly gets Civil War history wrong
• Papadopoulos told Russians that Trump campaign gave him green light to set up meetings: report
• Poll: Most say this is lowest point they can remember for US

Again, a white man shot FIVE HUNDRED PEOPLE in Las Vegas and Trump did NOTHING. 
Zilch 
No solutions. 
No policies. 
No ideas. 
Nothing. 
- Shaun King

Trump cartoon from Thailand. The world isn’t deluged with crazy deflections from Fox News.
They see what’s happening. America is weakened. - Brian Klaas

Too Bad Trump Never Vetted Manafort
President Trump’s former campaign chief, Paul Manafort, was indicted Monday on multiple charges in the United States’ ongoing special investigation into Russian interference. But the U.S. is not the only nation investigating Manafort.











Mueller is a decorated Vietnam vet & FBI Director under 2 presidents.

Trump has been sued 3,500 times.

Which one is lying? - Mikel Jollett

Republican Shenanigans

• McCain: 'More shoes will drop' in Mueller investigation
• White House signals Trump will stay out of Mueller's way
• Was George Papadopoulos just a 'volunteer'? We review the evidence
• Paul Manafort has 3 US passports and traveled to Mexico, China and Ecuador with a phone registered under a fake name
• White House knocks 'political racism' after ad against Virginia Republican
• Fake news site claims Hillary Clinton flies to Ukraine ahead of indictments
• Shareblue Media reporter violently arrested while covering GOP nominee for Virginia governor
• Milo Yiannopoulos' talk at CSUF lures supporters, protesters, with 7 arrested
• Maryland investigating Kushner Companies over apartments
• Burr downplays Russian Facebook ad targeting of Michigan, Wisconsin
• Washington Post rips Kelly in new editorial: He ‘should think about what this does to his credibility’

Robert E Lee killed more Americans than Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Ho Chi Minh, Saddam Hussein & Osama bin Laden combined. - Ken Burns, Historian

The Manafort Effect
A California neuroscientist vying to unseat Republican Congressman Dana Rohrabacher stepped up his criticism of the conservative on Tuesday, demanding he return a $1,000 contribution from indicted Trump adviser Paul Manafort.

Black People: hey hi we are not your property

Southerners: yes the f**k you are

John Kelly: damn shame they couldn’t meet in the middle.- Eric Haywood

Many factors contributed to the Civil War.  One caused it: slavery.- Ken Burns, Historian


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Rock The Voter News

• Former president Obama pushes Obamacare open enrollment period
• Barack Obama Just Trolled Donald Trump And The Rest Of The Birthers
• Michelle Obama, Prince Harry visit public school in Chicago

In Case Your Day Wasn't Bleak Enough
The concentration of carbon dioxide in the atmosphere surged in 2016 to its highest level in 800,000 years, according to a report released Monday by the United Nation's World Meteorological Organization (WMO).

I believe @SarahHuckabee would defend donald trump if he decided to gas an entire community. Only liars twitch that much. - Chelsea Handler


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Donald Trump Jr. and his brother Eric are going to India to launch real estate projects for the Trump Organization. Yeah, it’s all part of a new business strategy called fleeing the country. - Jimmy Fallon


Business/Tech News

• Trump dreamed of his name on towers across former Soviet Union
• Trump Ranks Sixth In Stock Market Performance Behind Obama And Clinton
• Ivanka and Trump Hotel brands tumble all the way to bottom 10 in new survey
• NPR's Head Of News Placed On Leave After Past Harassment Allegations Surface
• Answer yes or no’: Al Franken grills stammering Facebook exec who won’t commit to refusing foreign ads

Franken to Facebook: How can you be surprised by foreign interference when you accept payment in rubles?

Most Americans Want To Tax The Rich
A majority of Americans say they would like to see tax increases on wealthy Americans and large corporations, according to a new CBS News poll. 
Fifty-six percent of individuals surveyed said they would like to see tax increases on larger corporations, while 58 percent of those polled said they supported tax increases on wealthy Americans.


Please can we watch the next episode of Robert Mueller now? - Randi Mayhem Singer

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Odd News

• A.I. seems better equipped to write horror than any other kind of fiction
• A new type of wormhole allows information to pass through it
• Uluru closed to climbers after vote of national park board
• Wisconsin woman accused of tying her 9-year-old son to minivan roof to hold down a plastic pool
• Miss Peru contestants share gender violence stats instead of body measurements 

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The Three Amigos.

Peace.

John Kelly: 'The lack of an ability to compromise led to the Civil War'

John Kelly: 'The lack of an ability to compromise led to the Civil War'
White House Chief of Staff John Kelly on Monday said, "the lack of an ability to compromise led to the Civil War."
Speaking to Fox News, Kelly offered a view of history in which both sides of the Civil War — a pro-slavery Confederacy and the opposing Union — were made up of "men and women of good faith."


Kelly says Civil War could've been avoided if we'd compromised on owning humans as livestock. Now he's got to get back to a toddler w/nukes. - John Fugelsang

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

• At Least Four Killed, 15 Wounded In Kabul Suicide Attack, Say Officials
• A veteran Ukrainian sniper whose husband allegedly plotted to kill Putin was shot dead near Kyiv
• Palestinian 'Pompeii' in Jerusalem Could Face Demolition
• MLK's daughter: John Kelly praising Robert E. Lee is "irresponsible & dangerous" 
• Russian-linked Facebook accounts encouraged violence against black activists, cops: report
• Putin's Pro-Trump Trolls Just Targeted Hillary Clinton and Robert Mueller
• Damage in Puerto Rico from Hurricane Maria 'horrendous,' Franklin County incident management team leader says

Journalists should ask themselves why they presumed John Kelly was an honorable man. - Samuel Sinyangwe

President Trump will NOT visit the DMZ. Sr. Admin official says POTUS schedule too busy & visiting DMZ has become "a little bit of a cliché” - Will Ripley, CNN

Kelly speaks our language, he don't use $10 words.

In one fell swoop, Kelly said the Civil War was not about slavery AND was unapologetic to the black war widow who used her speakerphone. Yeah, He's Not A Racist.
White House chief of staff John Kelly called U.S. Representative Frederica Wilson an "empty barrel" who was "making noise" when she criticized President Donald Trump. In an interview on Fox News, he suggested Robert Mueller should investigate Hillary Clinton.

World War II happened because the Jews and the Nazis failed to reach a compromise.- Jeff Tiedrich


Republican Shenanigans

• Trump dismisses Papadopoulos as 'low-level volunteer' but once touted him
• White House says Trump won’t fire Mueller, as Bannon pushes him to defund probe
• GOP senators refuse to back legislation to stop Trump from firing Mueller 
• Report: Lewandowski Was Trump Official Papadopoulos Emailed About Russia Trip
• Trump team now says George Papadopoulos was a "volunteer" and "coffee boy" after guilty plea
• Watch Sen. Grassley Almost Knock Over American Flags to Escape Press Questions on Manafort
• Poll: Moore up 17 points in Alabama Senate race
• Trump: Podesta exit is 'biggest story'
• Murdoch-owned outlets bash Mueller, seemingly in unison
• “There is a general flabbergastedness about the drift of the edit page,” said one former senior WSJ editor

 
That #NothingBurger quickly turned into a #QuarterPounder with extra fries and onion rings, huh. - Ida Skibenes

Kelly Was Sent Out By Trump To Bash Hillary 
White House chief of staff John Kelly on Monday said that a special counsel should be appointed to investigate an Obama-era uranium sale and Democrats' roles in funding a controversial opposition research dossier on President Trump.




Happy Halloween, a comparatively normal day of the year now. - Mike Drucker

Enjoy today knowing that every Trumper who talked to George Papadopolous since late July now tries to recall the convo -- since the FBI has it on tape.- John Schindler

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Netflix announced House of Cards will end after season 6, so at least a fictional President can be destroyed by sexual assault allegations.- Nick Jack Pappas


Rock The Voter News

• Obama Foundation Summit Brings World Leaders, Entertainment Icons to Chicago
• Hillary Clinton on the conservative media: 'It appears they don't know I'm not president'
• Hillary Clinton: Roy Moore's 'bigotry and hatred speaks volumes' about country
• Hillary Clinton: I'm thinking of dressing up as the president for Halloween

What Does John Podesta Have To Say?
Former Hillary Clinton campaign chairman John Podesta said on Tuesday that he was the victim of a "big lie campaign" created by President Trump.
"Not bad enough that I was the victim of a massive cyber crime directed by the Russian President," Podesta tweeted.

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Happy Halloween - this year I'm dressing up as the GOP Health Care Plan.
So I'm never getting out of the House. - John Fugelsang


Business/Tech News

• California gas prices to spike 12 cents Wednesday due to new state tax
• US Consumer Confidence Just Hit Its Highest Level in Almost 17 Years
• US States Go After Indian Billionaire And Mylan's President For Fixing Prices Of Drugs
• US Trade Panel Proposes Duties of Up to 35% in Solar Case

Trump could sexually assault Spacey while Spacey was assaulting a teen & Paul Ryan wouldn't care as long as millionaires get their tax cut.- John Fugelsang

Hey Facebook, What And When Are You Going To Do Anything?
A group of 19 prominent civil rights groups representing African-American, Muslim, Latino, Asian, and LGBTQ communities, among others, sent a letter to Facebook yesterday, expressing “deep concern” over “hateful content on your platform used to divide the country,” and calling for the social media giant to do more to combat it—including release the now infamous Russian bought ads that attempted to use divisive social messages to influence the presidential election.

Sarah Huckabee should do the White House briefing under oath.- John Aravosis


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Odd News

• Lisa Casey crowned Irish Comedian of the year  (No, it's not me! Darn!)
• CIA Investigated Whether Hitler Survived World War II And Moved To Colombia
• Authorities arrest woman accused of pepper-spraying patrons at a Chuck E. Cheese's
• 2 passengers who met on plane accused of sex on flight to Detroit
• Bobcat in bathroom of Oklahoma newspaper startles publisher

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It may look wicked, but a stunning — if not scary —  view of the Witch Nebula is actually the home of baby stars just beginning their cosmic lives. Photo: NASA

Happy Halloween!

Peace.

Let the indictments commence...

Former Trump Foreign Policy Adviser Secretly Pleaded Guilty in Mueller Probe
A former foreign policy adviser to the Trump campaign, George Papadopoulos, secretly pleaded guilty as part of Special Prosecutor Robert Mueller’s probe into Russian interference in the 2016 U.S. presidential election.


There are 12 charges. It rather evokes a Xmas carol: “On the first day of charges, Mueller gave to me: Manafort on treas’nous conspiracy!” - George Takei

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

• North Korea: Fresh test could trigger radioactive leak, South says
• Iraqi Kurdish opposition parties report attacks on offices
• Saudi Arabia to extract uranium for 'self-sufficient' nuclear program
• Iran's president says he turned down a meeting with Trump at the UN
• Navy investigating if Green Beret died at hands of SEAL Team 6 members
• US court blocks enforcement of Trump’s transgender military ban

The Manafort indictments make you wonder anew why Roger Stone was freaking out on Twitter the other day. Who might Paul flip on...? - Joy Reid

FBI Is Investigating Whitefish Contract On Puerto Rico
The FBI is reportedly investigating the $300 million contract awarded to Whitefish Energy to repair Puerto Rico's electrical grid in the wake of Hurricane Maria.






If I was Don Jr. I'd start doing sit ups and practicing shiv-making techniques.- Rick Wilson. GOP Media Guy Tweet

The FBI interview where Papadopolous lied about his Russia contacts came on the same day, Jan. 27, Trump asked Comey for a loyalty pledge.- Matthew Miller


Republican Shenanigans

• Paul Manafort and Rick Gates plead not guilty to charges in Russia probe
• Trump decries 'evil politics' of Mueller's Russia probe
• Trump to lunch with Sessions amid Manafort charges
• Boehner: Obama never sneaks cigarettes because he's "scared to death of his wife"
• Investigators Probe Kushner Company Over Allegations of Vermin-Infested Properties and Aggressive Debt Collection'
• Feud explodes on ‘The View’ as Meghan McCain tries to tout Clinton conspiracy: ‘Hillary wasn’t just indicted!’
• Boehner: Hannity and Limbaugh went over to the 'dark side'
• Read the full list of charges against Manafort

A reminder that Trump & his campaign DEMANDED Hillary Clinton BE SENT TO PRISON for not adhering to state department email protocol. - Chris Hayes

Jesus, Trump Is Fundraising Off Of The Indictments
President Donald Trump’s campaign on Monday blasted out a fundraising email, asking donors to contribute after the indictment of former Trump campaign manager Paul Manafort.
On the same day that news broke that Manafort had been indicted on 12 counts, Trump voters found a fundraising request from Eric Trump in their inboxes with the subject line “Still Standing.”



Pence Asks Jesus to Rapture Him Up Before Mueller Indicts Him. - Andy Borowitz

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Can't believe Hillary forced Manafort to do these things just so she could keep Trump from locking her up for uranium something something. - Rex Huppke

Rock The Voter News

• Obama, now a private citizen, plans to serve on jury duty
• Hillary Clinton Jokes 'Fox News Thinks I Live In The White House'
• Hillary Clinton Shrugs Off Reminder Of Comey Letter Anniversary: 'Oh Is That Today?'

Problem is the swamp drain is all clogged with Trump's hair.- Jess McLaren

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Paul Manafort and George Papadopoulos are the only the beginning. Hell is about to comb over. - Randi Mayem Singer‏

Business/Tech News

• Russian billionaire scoops up another East 75th Street townhouse
• Alcohol Industry Targets Pot With Constellation-Canopy Deal
• Houston Texans Players Kneel En Masse After  Owner Bob McNair's "Inmates" Comments
• NBC terminates Mark Halperin's contract

Let Trumpers cry more. Let Fox rant about Hillary. The big game has finally started, and all that matters is Mueller and Friends. #WINNING - John Schindler

Hewlett-Packard History Goes Up In Smoke
When deadly flames incinerated hundreds of homes in Santa Rosa’s Fountaingrove neighborhood earlier this month, they also destroyed irreplaceable papers and correspondence held nearby and once belonging to the founders of Silicon Valley’s first technology company, Hewlett-Packard.


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If the world were really going to end, cosmically, I’d let y’all know, and with plenty of time to do nothing about it.- Neil deGrasse Tyson

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Odd News

• Dozens of Octopuses Crawl From The Sea In Wales In "end of days" Beach Scene
• Ancient Egyptian and Biblical Texts Reveal Oldest Known Solar Eclipse—and Secrets of Ramesses the Great's Rule
• Police say woman stole 47 guns from sick dad’s cache
• Man admits smuggling chocolate-covered heroin on a flight from Guatemala
• 450-pound seal gets comfortable on a runway at an airport in Alaska

Time To Deflate Photo

Flying up to get a drink at the water bar.

Peace.