All Hat No Cattle

Wednesday, March 29, 2017

Russiagate continues...

Who's who in Trump-Russia saga
The House Intelligence Committee is threatening to fracture along partisan lines as the sides accuse one another of playing politics with the investigation into alleged Russian attempts to meddle in the 2016 elections and whether President Donald

President Trump’s son-in-law and adviser Jared Kushner reportedly met with executives from a Russian bank that was under U.S. sanctions during the 2016 presidential election. But I’m sure there’s a perfectly treasonable explanation. - Seth Myers

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

White House Taps Putin to Lead Independent Russia Investigation. - Andy Borowitz

Balding Old Man White Guy Makes Fun Of Black Congresswoman's Hair
Fox News host Bill O'Reilly disparaged a senior African American congresswoman because of the lawmaker's appearance - comparing her hair on Tuesday morning to a “James Brown wig.

NRA Recommends Preventing Firearm Deaths By Securing Children In Locked Safe - The Onion

Republican Shenanigans

BREAKING: Trump orders US companies to pollute the country to make up for the 24 million people he was going to kill by repealing Obamacare. - Tea Party Cat

Uterus Intruders Charged With 15 Felonies
The anti-abortion rights activists who produced undercover videos targeting Planned Parenthood were charged Tuesday with 15 felonies by California prosecutors.

When Trump says he's always thinkin' of the "miners", he means girls under 18. - Tea Pain

_____________

http://www.cwblogsite.com/

____________

Rock The Voter News

Amazing how Trump's campaign being investigated by the FBI for Russian collusion made less news than the FBI maybe finding some emails. - LOLGOP

Medicare For All Is The Best Solution
Single-payer health care appears to be experiencing a surge in popularity among Democrats in Congress.

____________

http://www.wattensawpress.com/

_________

Playing golf is only a high crime and misdemeanor when the president is black. - Jeff Tiedrich

Proof That Not All Republicans Are Heartless

Biz/Tech News

"So long, suckers!"
— Trump's farewell address
- Jeff Tiedrich

Trump Unconcerned About Travel Costs
President Trump isn't concerned about the rising costs associated with his regular trips to his Mar-a-Lago resort in Palm Beach, Fla...Sean Spicer addressed the topic during his briefing, when asked by Fox 5 DC's Ronica Cleary if Trump has "any concerns about the pushback" from Florida residents and taxpayers about those costs.
"No, he feels great," Spicer said.

"Poetry is stepping into the ring to battle a beast, and the beast is your heart" - Leonard Cohen

______________

Send Trump To The Gulag Before He Kills Us All

FUNDRAISER

Tuesday, March 28, 2017

No Republican dare call it treason

House Intel Committee scraps meetings this week
The House Intelligence Committee has scrapped all meetings this week amid growing partisan rancor now threatening to derail its investigation into Russia and the Trump campaign.

Maybe if Hillary had put in an email how awful Trump was, the media would have paid attention. - Jeff Tiedrich

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

Even Dick Cheney has called Russia's interference in our election "an act of war." And he sure knows all about those. - George Takei

My My My, Unvetted People Coming And Going At Mar-a-Lago
Democrats just came up with a catchy-sounding bill to force President Donald Trump to cough up a list of visitors to his private clubs.
But there’s just one problem: There are no lists yet.

White House Denies Any Ties to United States - Andy Borowitz

Republican Shenanigans

It was a tough weekend at the White House. After seven years of saying they were going to replace Obamacare, the Republican healthcare bill failed on Friday. It’s sad, isn’t it? Seven years. The Republicans couldn’t come up with a replacement for Obamacare in seven years. They made four “Fast & Furious” movies in that time. - James Corden

Why Isn't It Illegal For A President To Thwart A Congressional Investigation? Or Is It?
The Trump administration sought to block former acting attorney general Sally Yates from testifying to Congress in the House investigation of links between Russian officials and Donald Trump's presidential campaign,

Donald Trump is only afraid of 2 things - Sally Yates testifying under oath, and a strong wind. - John Fugelsang‏

_____________

http://www.cwblogsite.com/

____________

Rock The Voter News

It was announced that Canada plans to legalize marijuana by July of next year. It’s exciting for Americans because now they can add weed to the list of drugs they buy in Canada.- Jimmy Fallon

Trump Says He Can't Be Sued
President Trump is seeking to stop a lawsuit filed by a former contestant on “The Apprentice,” arguing a state lawsuit can’t be brought against a sitting president.

"Homosexuality is an abomination and Islam is barbaric!" - the people who made it legal to shoot baby bears and wolves while they're asleep. - OhNoSheTwitnt

____________

http://www.wattensawpress.com/

_________

Biz/Tech News

Why is Bernie Madoff the only bankster to end up in prison? Because he stole from the 1% - Jeff Tiedrich

Step Right Up And Buy Your Million Dollar Visa
As members of Congress in Washington debate raising the minimum required to obtain a U.S. immigrant investor visa from $500,000 to $1.35 million, concern about the hike has set off a scramble among wealthy would-be participants in China.

Officials in Colombia are angry at rapper Wiz Khalifa for smoking marijuana at the tomb of Pablo Escobar. The officials said marijuana has no place at this sacred monument to cocaine.- Conan O'Brien

______________

Let's End This Fundraiser FUNDRAISER!

Monday, March 27, 2017

Republican Strategy

Nunes Met Source On WH Grounds Before Making Trump Surveillance Claims
The Republican chairman of the House Intelligence Committee met a secret source on the White House grounds the day before he went public with hazy, charged allegations that members of Donald Trump's transition team had been picked up by incidental collection of foreign nationals.

Sounds like we need to strap an ankle monitor on Devin Nunes and place him under House Committee arrest.- Tea Pain

The World Is A Safer Place Without ~~Saddam~~ Trump

Last Vegas shooting, Wisconsin shooting, Cincinnati shooting. Soooo... is the Muslim ban going to stop Americans from killing each other? - Alt Fed Employee

Trump Son-In-Law To Testify
Senate investigators plan to question Jared Kushner, President Trump’s son-in-law and a close adviser, as part of their broad inquiry into ties between Trump associates and Russian officials or others linked to the Kremlin, according to administration and congressional officials.

Oh, and Lord? When this all plays out, it would be awfully swell if Jared Kushner & Reince could both testify against each other. Amen. - John Fugelsang

Meanwhile, There's An Escalation of US Troops In Iraq
There are 5,262 U.S. troops authorized to be in Iraq, and another 503 in Syria, officials told Military Times on Sunday. But the numbers have been considerably larger for quite some time as commanders leverage what they call temporary — or "non-enduring" — assignments like this one involving the 82nd Airborne in Mosul.

Russians Furious That Their Tax Money Helped Elect Trump. - Andy Borowitz

Republican Shenanigans

Trump Blames Obama for Not Helping to Repeal Obamacare. - Andy Borowitz

Trump & Ryan To Perform Some Voodoo Economics
After President Donald Trump and Speaker of the House Paul Ryan (R-WI) failed to garner enough support to pass legislation that would repeal and replace the Affordable Care Act (ACA), Trump declared he had moved on to refocus his legislative priorities on tax reform. In light of Trump’s inability to get the Republican-led Congress to vote with him on health care changes, which had been a major campaign promise of virtually every elected GOP official, journalists and experts are beginning to question if Trump is capable of wrangling his caucus to tackle substantive conservative tax reform proposals that have been stagnant for decades.

Trump's Microwave Oven Signs $4 Million Book Deal - Andy Borowitz

Republicans Determined To Nuke Something
A key Democratic senator warned Monday that Neil Gorsuch, President Trump's Supreme Court nominee, is likely to fall short of the votes needed to stave off a Democratic filibuster, potentially ushering in the “nuclear option” from Republicans.

_____________

http://www.cwblogsite.com/

____________

With all the focus on what a disastrous President Donald J. Trump has been, it's important from time to time to remind people that he is also a sexual predator. This is one of those times. - Andy Borowitz

Rock The Voter News

People complain that American government has become a reality show, but if it actually were a reality show Trump would have been eliminated this week. - Andy Borowitz

The Russians Volunteer Info About The Trumps. Why Is That?
A Russian bank under U.S. economic sanctions over Russia's incursion into Ukraine disclosed on Monday that its executives had met Jared Kushner, President Donald Trump's son-in-law and a top White House adviser, during the 2016 election campaign.

____________

http://www.wattensawpress.com/

_________

Biz/Tech News

Hey Donald J. Trump when you say you hope Obamacare explodes, remember that that means a lot of Americans with cancer and other diseases will die. Probably not a good thing for a President to say, even one who lost by three million votes. #youf*cker. - Andy Borowitz

FBI Technology Needs Some Work
Approximately half of adult Americans’ photographs are stored in facial recognition databases that can be accessed by the FBI, without their knowledge or consent, in the hunt for suspected criminals. About 80% of photos in the FBI’s network are non-criminal entries, including pictures from driver’s licenses and passports. The algorithms used to identify matches are inaccurate about 15% of the time, and are more likely to misidentify black people than white people.

______________

Let's Get This Party Started To End The Fundraiser!

Wednesday, March 29, 2017

Russiagate continues...

Tuesday, March 28, 2017

No Republican dare call it treason

Monday, March 27, 2017

Republican Strategy

About Me

Contact Form