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Sunday, March 27, 2016
Happy Easter from AHNC
Hello from Latin America, where the Rolling Stones blew away Cuba with a free concert. Who would have thought this just a year ago?
Peace, yes, peace, because it is always the answer.
Friday, March 25, 2016
The Battle For The Trophy Wives
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The race between Donald Trump and Ted Cruz just keeps getting nastier. And now Cruz is really firing back after Trump’s latest attack on his wife.
So Trump has threatened to blackmail his wife, insulted her looks & tried to break up his marriage and Cruz will STILL support Trump in Nov.- John Fugelsang
The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam
- Syrian forces fight their way into Palmyra, as Kerry and Putin hail thaw
- Syria army retakes Palmyra citadel, IS number two 'dead'
- UN says 50 staff dead, detained or missing in Syria
- Suicide bomber hits stadium in Iraqi city, killing 29
- 2 Americans confirmed dead in Brussels attacks; Kerry visits
- Germany: No evidence suspect had Brussels links
- UN atomic chief warns on 'nuclear terrorism'
The Republicans will unveil their strategy for defeating ISIS right after they unveil their alternative to Obamacare.- Andy Borowitz
Back To Iraq To Fight ISIL
The Pentagon said Friday it was moving to increase the number of American forces in Iraq and announced that U.S. forces have killed the Islamic State’s finance minister. “We are systematically eliminating ISIL’s cabinet,” Defense Secretary Ash Carter said.
It's a bad sign for John Kasich's campaign that no one is bothering to insult his wife.- Andy Borowitz
Republican Shenanigans
- Trump on Cruz extramarital affairs report: “I certainly hope” they’re wrong
- Neo-Nazi Trump supporter calls for execution of Ted Cruz’s ‘sl*t wife’ over links to ‘Jew banksters’
- Trump supporter gets 90-day jail term and probation for plot to bomb Muslims
- Fox News military analyst: Ted Cruz thinks ‘carpet bombing’ means dropping carpets out of a plane
Ted Cruz isn't concerned with your private life, unless you're gay, have a uterus or use birth control. Let's show him the same respect.- LOLGOP
Trump supporter stuns Cruz ally on CNN by naming her as one of Ted Cruz’s alleged mistresses
Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump addresses supporters in West Des Moines, Iowa..
I don’t know who’ll be more humiliated-Ted Cruz after admitting he cheated with 5 women or those 5 women admitting they slept with Ted Cruz.- Erik Bransteen
Oh yeah well I heard Ted Cruz had a threeway with Irony & Karma. #CruzSexScandal - John Fugelsang
The State Department is having to hire more staffers to review all of the requests that are being filed for Hillary Clinton's emails. Or as Hillary put it, "See, I'm creating jobs already. I told you!"- Jimmy Fallon
Rock The Voter News
Bernie Sanders was here on Tuesday and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton is here tonight. They're an interesting pair because they're still competing with each other, but eventually we know they're going to team up to stop the deranged billionaire who wants to take over the world.- Jimmy Kimmel
Fairy Tales + Guns = NRA
The National Rifle Association has taken some heat this week after attempting what it saw as a family-friendly approach to to gun rights: inserting guns into classic fairy tale stories.
Business/Tech News
- Oil and gold prices move lower
- Brazil's oil giant loses billions amid corruption scandal
- Ariz., Tucson gas prices up 15 cents in a week
- Texas jobless at 4.4 percent for February, down 0.1 percent
People on Wall Street are worried about the negative effects of a Donald Trump presidency. Also worried, people on every street. All the streets.- Seth Myers
Nevada Is #1 And The Only State Doing Drone Deliveries, So Far.
A drone has successfully delivered a package to a residential location in a small Nevada town in what its maker and the governor of the state said Friday was the first fully autonomous urban drone delivery in the U.S.
A new study found that women with natural blonde hair had a higher average IQ score than brunettes and redheads. So, for you natural blondes out there, a higher IQ means you're smarter.- Jimmy Fallon
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Thursday, March 24, 2016
Trump campaign co-chair Jerry DeLemus to face trial in Nevada over 2014 Bundy standoff
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A U..S. judge has approved the extradition of a New Hampshire man to Nevada, where he is to face trial on charges that he helped organize a high-profile armed standoff with federal agents at the ranch of Cliven Bundy in 2014.
I could spend all day explaining to Trump supporters what the First Amendment actually protects, or I could bang my head against the wall.- Jeff Tiedrich
The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam
- Gunman reported in U.S. Navy hospital in San Diego: base spokesman
- Brussels attackers were considering nuclear site, changed their minds
- Anonymous Threatens ISIS Again Following Brussels Terror Attacks
- ISIS uses Trump in video touting Brussels attacks
- Here’s the Army’s New Hybrid Vehicle: Half Tank, Half Jeep
- Emory University Students Feel 'Afraid' After Trump's Name Was Written in Chalk Around Campus
Once the GOP solves the crises of transgender people using the bathroom & Muslims feeling welcome, they'll get back to taking our insurance.- LOLGOP
Another Bush Legacy: Blackwater
ERIK PRINCE, founder of the now-defunct mercenary firm Blackwater and current chairman of Frontier Services Group, is under investigation by the U.S. Department of Justice and other federal agencies for attempting to broker military services to foreign governments and possible money laundering, according to multiple sources with knowledge of the case.
Republican Shenanigans
- Rudy Giuliani: Clinton helped to create ISIS
- There Were 5-Hour Lines to Vote in AZ Because SCOTUS Gutted the Voting Rights Act
- 'Morning Joe' panel: Obama tangoing after Brussels was a "tremendous mistake"
- Sen. Graham feels hopeless after backing Cruz: ‘We could lose in 2016 and we probably will’
- Graham to Daily Show host: If Trump wins "your days are numbered"
- Megyn Kelly Weighs In On The Trump-Cruz Wives Fray: ‘Seriously?’
Under North Carolina law transgendered people may not use any bathroom, public or private, and must instead hold it and drive to Virginia.- Tea Party Cat
Fingers Point At The State Of Michigan
The state of Michigan is "fundamentally accountable" for Flint's lead-contaminated water crisis because of decisions made by its environmental regulators and state-appointed emergency managers who controlled the city, an investigatory task force concluded Wednesday.
Ted Cruz has bravely renounced his Canadian citizenship, and the evil socialized health care that allowed his mom a safe affordable birth.- John Fugelsang
LOL. Trump Is Getting Sued
Two wildlife photographers are suing Donald Trump’s presidential campaign for using a photo they took of a bald eagle.
Robert Rozinski and Wendy Shattil allege Trump’s team is using their image of the all-American bird on campaign merchandise without their permission
Bernie Sanders has ignited a lot of passion, primarily among young people. And the incredible thing is he did it without posting even a single nude selfie. - Jimmy Kimmel
Rock The Voter News
GOPers Voting For Hillary?
Members of the GOP foreign policy establishment are open to supporting Ted Cruz or even Hillary Clinton for president if that’s what it takes to prevent Donald Trump from becoming commander in chief.
I never thought my greatest ally in destroying the Republican Party would be Fox News and the GOP base.- LOLGOP
Business/Tech News
- Oil down slightly; U.S. rig count drop offsets stockpiles surge
- U.S. Oil Explorers Return to Parking Rigs as Inventories Build
- General Electric CEO Lauds Boston As New Site
- NPR offers its reporters ‘Trump Training’ to handle safety threats
Ted Cruz is what happens when a televangelist has a kid with the Sham-Wow guy.- John Fugelsang
Yahoo¡?
Activist hedge fund Starboard Value LP moved on Thursday to overthrow the entire board of Yahoo Inc (YHOO.O), including Chief Executive Marissa Mayer, who has struggled to turn around the company in her nearly four years at the helm.
Florida is considering legalizing silencers so you can stand your ground without all the hoopla.- Warren Holstein
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