Friday, February 12, 2016

Trump Quotes!





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WashPo Fact Checker Awards Four Pinocchios to Trump’s Wall Estimate
Washington Post has looked into the details of Donald Trump‘s grand proposal to build a border wall — and found his promises regarding the project’s cost “highly dubious.”



"Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders won their respective party primaries. It was a great night for loud men with crazy hair." –Jimmy Kimmel








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Weird. I don't remember any Republican candidates fighting over who loved George W. Bush more in 2008. Wonder why. - LOLGOP



AHNC FLASHBACK



Iraqi Refugees In Finland Are Fleeing Back To Iraq
Thousands of Iraqi refugees who arrived in Finland last year have decided to cancel their asylum applications and to return home voluntarily, citing family issues and disappointment with life in the frosty Nordic 







"Is it possible for a man to be sadder than Jeb Bush? We are a week away from Jeb Bush walking on stage at the debate just wearing sweatpants, eating cereal directly out of the box, and just going, 'Oh, what's the point.'" –James Corden




Republican Shenanigans


When Trump is president, you'll hear people saying "Why is there no White History Month?" ALL YEAR LONG. - LOLGOP







Trump Inspired?
A representative for Purdue Students for Life apologized for the campus crusade against abortion that included writing on sidewalks with chalk and pasting flyers on poles claiming abortion makes black children an “endangered race.”



"The beauty of me is that I'm very rich." –GOP presidential front-runner Donald Trump







More Trump Inspiration?
Texas A&M University is conducting an investigation after a group of students visiting campus from an inner-city Dallas high school were harassed Tuesday with racial slurs and a demand to “go back where you came from.”



I like it when obese, beer-soaked, cheese-sweat-stained males make fun of Hillary Clinton's looks. - John Fugelsang



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"America has been told for years to pick the sensible candidate, the responsible one, a buddy, a pal, great on paper. 'You will grow to love them.' But now it is getting swept off its feet by a couple of bad boys from the wrong side of the polls." –Stephen Colbert



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"One candidate who did not do so well last night is the winner of the 2016 presidential election, Hillary Clinton." –Stephen Colbert



Mailbox

In all fairness, one reason FOX doesn't call Raphael Edward Cruz, "Eduardo
Raphael Cruz," is because his name really is Raphael Edward Cruz.  I
know... they also don't call him "Raphael," nor did they call Romney by his
first name, Willard.  What do you expect, anyway?  FOX tries very hard not
to eat their own young.

Regards,
Jon

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"According to a new report, the number of babies named 'Hillary' has decreased 90 percent since Bill Clinton was president. And, this is interesting, there has never been a baby named Bernie." –Seth Meyers




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"I saw that the unemployment rate in the U.S. just fell below 5 percent, which is the lowest it's been in eight years. When asked for comment on the number of unemployed Americans, Obama said, 'Uh ... I can't wait to be one of them!'" –Jimmy Fallon



Tomorrow Night, Trump, Cruz and Jeb!
Nearly all the U.S. Republican presidential candidates will take the stage at CBS News’ televised debate on Saturday, with Donald Trump flanked by rivals Ted Cruz and Jeb Bush, the network said.








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Thursday, February 11, 2016

Cliven Bundy Arrested





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Rancher and right-wing tax-dodging darling Cliven Bundy arrested in Oregon
Cliven Bundy, the scofflaw Nevada rancher whose dispute over grazing fees led to a 2014 armed showdown with the federal government, was arrested late Wednesday in Oregon as he went to lend support to armed militants holed up at a wildlife preserve.



Breaking: Cliven Bundy arrested; tells law enforcement officials they can take his cowboy hat when they pry it from his cold, dead head. - OhNoSheTwitnt








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Some Call It Treason
An Iranian official said "Republican rivals of the current US administration" attempted to stall last month's Iranian-U.S. prisoner swap until the eve of the U.S. presidential election..."In the course of the talks for exchanging prisoners, the Republican rivals of the current US administration who claim to be humanitarians and advocates of human rights sent a message telling us not to release these people [American prisoners] and continue this process [of talks] until the eve of US presidential elections...








Fox News slammed Beyoncé’s Super Bowl halftime performance because her backup dancers were dressed like Black Panthers, and now some Fox viewers are calling for a boycott of Beyoncé. So it looks like old white guys won’t be buying Beyoncé albums anymore. - Conan O'Brien







Republican Shenanigans



I'm sure the right would be totally cool with Obama retweeting a black version of a neo-nazi, if that even exists. - LOLGOP







War On Women Continues
A Utah committee of all-male lawmakers has voted to keep the sales tax on tampons and other feminine hygiene products despite an international push to remove it.



Going into New Hampshire, Jeb Bush was polling at 5th place. Not among the candidates, among the members of the Bush family. - Conan O'Brien








Hispanic Celebs Respond To GOP
More than 20 Hispanic celebrities — including “Law & Order’s” Benjamin Bratt, comedian George Lopez and “Avatar” actress Zoe Saldana — are slamming the entire GOP presidential field for “capitalizing on negative stereotypes and inaccurate information about our community.”





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A Trump speech wouldn't be so bad if we were the only country that knew English. - Tina Dupuy







Ferguson, Missouri Still Doesn't Get It
The US Department of Justice is suing the city of Ferguson, Mo., over the City Council's resistance to absorb the costs associated with federally structured reforms of the city's justice system.



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The More The Merrier?
Former Virginia Senator Jim Webb, who dropped his bid for the Democratic presidential nomination in October, may renew his effort to win the U.S. presidency, a CBS affiliate in Texas reported on Thursday.









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Jeb Bush Assures Pipe-Wielding Thugs He’ll Have The Delegates He Promised Them By Next Week. - The Onion




Business/Tech News







Carly Fiorina drops out of Presidential race, extending her unbeaten record of losing investors' money whatever it is she's doing. - The Daily Edge



Oil, Oil Everywhere And All The Stocks Did Shrink
Oil tumbled to lowest level in more than 12 years as crude stockpiles at the delivery point for New York futures expanded to a record.






I watched local news & saw poor ppl busted for illegal mood-altering drugs, followed by commercials for the legal ones. - John Fugelsang








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It's dirty, dirty work but someone has to do it!



Wednesday, February 10, 2016

Trump, Sanders sweep to victory in NH





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Trump, Sanders sweep to victory in NH
Businessman Donald Trump and Vermont U.S. Sen. Bernie Sanders swept to convincing victories in the New Hampshire primaries on Tuesday night



It's time for Jimmy Carter to negotiate a cease-fire between Bernie fans and Hillary fans.- John Fugelsang






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Guys, this wasn't just a victory for Donald Trump; it was a victory for misogynists and racists everywhere.- John Fugelsang



To Most Women A Draft Notice = A Rape At Will Notice
Most women said they are opposed to having to register for the draft in a new Rasmussen Reports poll.
In contrast, a majority of men said they would support having women register, according to the poll released Wednesday.








If Trump called Hillary a pussy there'd be people demanding she release her ob/gyn records. #thiselectionisstupid. - Tina Dupuy


Republican Shenanigans


Dear Jesus: 
Calling someone who opposes torture 'a pussy' now gets the conservative Christian NH vote.  
You might not want to come back.
- John Fugelsang








Donald Trump promises to build a wall so Mexicans won't have to look at our crumbling roads & bridges. - John Fugelsang








Fox News Is Imploding Over Trump
The network’s bosses are scrambling to determine their role in the “altered media ecosystem” since Trump has risen to the top of the Republican presidential pack — while publicly challenging Fox News.




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So climate change is a hoax and Marco Rubio is a viable presidential candidate. Got it.- LOLGOP









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"Politicians shouldn’t pick their voters; voters should pick their politicians." - President Obama on Gerrymandering




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Business/Tech News


14M private sector jobs added in 71 mos
18M insured via Obamacare
Bin Laden dead. GM alive
"Obama knows exactly what he's doing," says Rubio. - The Daily Edge








U.S. Authorities Deliver Karma
U.S. authorities on Wednesday launched a broad offensive against abusive online pay lenders, arresting three people tied to the industry, including a race car driver, for exploiting more than 5 million cash-strapped consumers.



Ash Wednesday  - the 1 day of the year when the Vatican wants us to get dirty.- John Fugelsang






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