Monday, January 5, 2026

US sharply criticised by foes and friends over Maduro seizure



The US seizing of Venezuela's leader has faced strong criticism from both America's friends and foes at an emergency meeting of the United Nations Security Council...Among US allies, France was by far the most outspoken. The deputy ambassador, Jay Dharmadhikari, said Maduro's taking by the US runs "counter to the principle of peaceful dispute resolution and runs counter to the principle of the non-use of force".


Fun Fact: If Maduro was in the Epstein files he'd be safe at home in his bed right now. - Liam Nissan







Maduro Requests Phone to Chat with Hegseth on Signal. - Andy Borowitz







The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump


Pro-democracy Podiatrist Refuses to Give Trump Boys Diagnosis for Bone Spurs. - Andy Borowitz









I Wonder How The U.S. Generals Feel About This...
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth announced unprecedented administrative action against Sen. Mark Kelly, accusing the Arizona Democrat of “seditious” conduct and initiating a process that could strip the retired Navy captain of rank and reduce his military pension.









I’m sure the fact that Venezuela has the most oil reserves in the entire world is just a coincidence. - Andy Borowitz








Republican Shenanigans


Karoline Leavitt: “President Trump has united the world.”

Me: “Yeah, everyone hates the motherf---er.” - Captain Obvious








Dear God, Save Venezuela From Joseph Goebbels Stephen Miller







Who else remembers less than four days ago when we found out Trump sent teenage spa workers from Mar-a-Lago to Epstein's mansion? - Devin Duke









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Rock The Voter News






Walz being pressured to abandon his reelection bid feels very Al Franken v2.0 - The Politburo of Teabilly Mockery








It says something about how f--ked up the world is right now that when Meet the Press announces its guests I find myself looking forward to hearing what Marjorie Taylor Greene has to say. - Andy Borowitz







Where's The Beef?








I worry that we’ve been so distracted by what a drunk Pete Hegseth is that we’ve lost sight of what an idiot Marco Rubio is. - Andy Borowitz







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I do not want Venezuela
I do not want Greenland. 
I do not want Cuba. 
I do not want Canada. 
I do not want Mexico. 

I just want healthcare. - LePapillonBlu2








Hip Hip Hooray For Hilton!



Scientists Baffled by Marco Rubio’s Ability to Sleep at Night. - Andy Borowitz







The best-case scenario for Maduro is if Pam Bondi left all the evidence against him on her desk. - Andy Borowitz









2 comments:

  1. I believe Maduro would be better off if he pleads guilty in a U.S. court to all counts goes to jail. Wait two months gives the Orange Furer two million dollars for a pardon. Then move to L.A. and enjoy the rest of his life.

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  2. Welcome back from your vacation. I missed you!

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