The US seizing of Venezuela's leader has faced strong criticism from both America's friends and foes at an emergency meeting of the United Nations Security Council...Among US allies, France was by far the most outspoken. The deputy ambassador, Jay Dharmadhikari, said Maduro's taking by the US runs "counter to the principle of peaceful dispute resolution and runs counter to the principle of the non-use of force".
Fun Fact: If Maduro was in the Epstein files he'd be safe at home in his bed right now. - Liam Nissan
Maduro Requests Phone to Chat with Hegseth on Signal. - Andy Borowitz
The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump
- Maduro pleads not guilty, asserts he is still Venezuela’s president
- CNN’s Laura Coates Describes Nicolas Maduro and His Wife’s ‘Visible Injuries’
- Trump issues threats against multiple countries following Venezuela strike
- Sheinbaum rebuffs Trump's Venezuela operation, threats to Mexico
- Trump Undercut Opposition Leader Because He Was Miffed She Got Nobel Prize: RPT
- Trump Says Cuba ‘Ready to Fall’ After Maduro Capture: ‘Going Down for the Count’
- Trump Team Moved On Maduro Because They Were Put Off By His Dance Videos: RPT
- Trump Mocks Denmark for Boosting Greenland Security: ‘One More Dog Sled’
- Trump: 9/11 Could Have Been Prevented If US Had Listened to Me
- Trump pushes back at Kremlin claims Ukraine targeted Putin residence
- Israeli airstrike kills two in Gaza including girl, hospital staff say
Pro-democracy Podiatrist Refuses to Give Trump Boys Diagnosis for Bone Spurs. - Andy Borowitz
I Wonder How The U.S. Generals Feel About This...
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth announced unprecedented administrative action against Sen. Mark Kelly, accusing the Arizona Democrat of “seditious” conduct and initiating a process that could strip the retired Navy captain of rank and reduce his military pension.
I’m sure the fact that Venezuela has the most oil reserves in the entire world is just a coincidence. - Andy Borowitz
Republican Shenanigans
- Frenzied Trump, 79, Posts Almost 100 Times in an Hour in Late-Night Rampage
- Florida Republican erupts at reporter asking if he abandoned Machado
- Lindsey Graham Gleefully Poses With Trump After Prez Signs His ‘Make Iran Great Again’ Hat
- Kash Patel’s Fox & Friends Hit Gets Hairy as Outside Audio Bleeds On Air
- Secret Service Detains Suspect Accused of Smashing JD Vance’s Windows
- This Jan. 6 plaque was made to honor law enforcement. It's nowhere to be found at the Capitol
- RFK Jr., CDC, in seismic shift, reduce number of recommended vaccines for children
- CMS no longer requiring childhood vaccination data from states
Karoline Leavitt: “President Trump has united the world.”Me: “Yeah, everyone hates the motherf---er.” - Captain Obvious
Dear God, Save Venezuela From Joseph Goebbels Stephen Miller
Who else remembers less than four days ago when we found out Trump sent teenage spa workers from Mar-a-Lago to Epstein's mansion? - Devin Duke
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Walz being pressured to abandon his reelection bid feels very Al Franken v2.0 - The Politburo of Teabilly Mockery
It says something about how f--ked up the world is right now that when Meet the Press announces its guests I find myself looking forward to hearing what Marjorie Taylor Greene has to say. - Andy Borowitz
Where's The Beef?
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-N.Y.) pushed back Sunday on the Trump administration’s justification for capturing Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro.
I worry that we’ve been so distracted by what a drunk Pete Hegseth is that we’ve lost sight of what an idiot Marco Rubio is. - Andy Borowitz
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I do not want VenezuelaI do not want Greenland.I do not want Cuba.I do not want Canada.I do not want Mexico.I just want healthcare. - LePapillonBlu2
Hip Hip Hooray For Hilton!
Scientists Baffled by Marco Rubio’s Ability to Sleep at Night. - Andy Borowitz
The best-case scenario for Maduro is if Pam Bondi left all the evidence against him on her desk. - Andy Borowitz
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I believe Maduro would be better off if he pleads guilty in a U.S. court to all counts goes to jail. Wait two months gives the Orange Furer two million dollars for a pardon. Then move to L.A. and enjoy the rest of his life.
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