Thursday, January 2, 2025

Trump blames ‘open borders’ for New Orleans, Las Vegas attacks




President-elect Trump blamed the situation at the southern border for the recent attacks in New Orleans and Las Vegas, railing against President Biden for his immigration policies as both cases are being investigated.
The man who plowed a pickup truck into a crowd in New Orleans, killing at least 15 people, has been identified as Shamsud-Din Jabbar — a U.S. citizen from Texas.



Way too many low IQ conspiracy theories floating around. Give me high IQ conspiracy theories. - Gary








The World Is A Safer Place Without Trump


Pete Hegseth Declares End to His Dry January. - Andy Borowitz








Gosh, One Would Think The Bomber's Skills Would Have Been More Sophisticated. Maybe It Was Just Another Cybertruck Catching Fire.



FBI Investigating Whether Cybertruck Design is Act of a Madman. - Andy Borowitz








You wore garbage bags for him. 

You wore diapers for him. 

You wore Tampax on your ears. 

You supported his criminality. 

And now he tells you he will be providing big jobs for immigrants he that he will import. 

This is f--king glorious. - Marlene Robertson







Republican Shenanigans



Mike Johnson’s Prayers to Jesus Going Straight to Voicemail. - Andy Borowitz








Democrats Are Getting Down To Business










If the MAGA civil war results in Mike Johnson’s ouster, that could mean that without a Speaker the House would be unable to certify Trump’s election on… January 6. Has there ever been a more delicious scenario??? - Andy Borowitz











Experts Baffled That Pets in Springfield Stopped Vanishing Immediately After Election. - Andy Borowitz











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Rock The Voter News


Crime rates high? Stop gathering the data. Reject the climate crisis? Don't gather the data. Say anything that fits your narrative. Make up numbers. Ignore factual reality. 

That's what we face. That's why we need to work hard to document what is knowable and true. To push back against the lying. - Steven Beschloss









No Need To Thank Us As We Thank Jimmy









But people need to stop calling it a "conservative" agenda. There is nothing conservative about it. Try christo-fascist, extremist, activist agenda. Pick one of those words. We have a serious word problem here, and everyone just rambles on using "conservative." - Randi Mayem Singer








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Business/Tech News


Elon desperately wants to save the world but only if he is the one to save it. - John Oliver








One Thing Musk and Trump Have In Common: Lying Through Their Teeth









It’s either Thursday or Tuesday but also might be Wednesday. - Molly Jong-Fast










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1 comment:

  1. Yesterday, Lisa, while you were on a day off, I used your site to guffaw over the metaphor of a Tesla Cybertruck bursting into flames at a Trump Hotel. I assumed it was just another spontaneous Tesla failure. I’m feeling pretty bad now because, apparently, that isn’t what it was. I get the feeling that it might be hard to laugh at anything in 2025 without deep-dive research…and that’s not funny! 🥺

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