Friday, January 5, 2024

Trump Shares Messianic Video About God Sending Him To Save World

Trump Shares Messianic Video About God Sending Him To Save World
Former President Donald Trump is now at the “go to any lengths necessary” stage of his public career to get attention. To wit? He just posted a satirical version of Paul Harvey’s famous “So God Made a Farmer” video in which HE is the subject.
And yes, it’s just as creepy and a messianic bit of messaging that will cause many to cringe but others to fall to their knees in supplication.

Like most devout Christians, Donald Trump believes that marriage is a sacred institution between a man and a woman and another woman after that and then another woman after that and also a paid-off porn actress and whoever he met on Epstein Island. - Jeff Tiedrich

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

It’s abundantly obvious that foreign governments were trying to bribe Trump, because there’s no other reason anyone would stay at one of his crap hotels, with the possible exception of studying the behavior of bedbugs. - Andy Borowitz

LaPierre Resigns From NRA. My Guess Is That He'll Be Replaced By Someone Worse.
Wayne LaPierre resigned as leader of the National Rifle Association on Friday, ending his decades-long reign over the prominent gun rights group, days before the start of his civil trial in New York.

Thanks to the enhanced background checks enacted by my historic gun safety law, the Justice Department has now successfully denied more than 500 illegal gun purchases by people under 21 years old who presented a danger to our communities.

This legislation is saving lives. - President Biden

Republican Shenanigans

fun fact: there are more photos of Donald Trump with Jeffrey Epstein than there are of Donald Trump with his own son Barron - Jeff Tiedrich

LOL. Trump Demands Legal Fees!
Former President Donald Trump demanded legal fees and contempt of court proceedings against Special Counsel Jack Smith in a new filing to Federal District Court Judge Tanya Chutkan.

Today was a rough day for GOP talking points: “So what if Trump was pals with Epstein? He was also taking bribes from the Chinese.” - Andy Borowitz

Republicans have worked harder to keep trans kids out of restrooms than shooters out of schools. - Middle Age Riot

Hunter Biden Update: GOP Wants Him Locked Up.

It’s completely insane that pervert Gym Jim Jordan is allowed to remain in our Congress to vote to hold Hunter Biden in contempt for volunteering to testify when Jordan has illegally evaded a subpoena for 600+ days, played a role in sedition and covered up mass sexual abuse. - Ricky Davila

Notice how Nikki Haley didn't say she currently has any black friends. - BlackKnight10K


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Business/Tech News

Republicans Accuse Biden of Improving Economy Before Election. - Andy Borowitz

My, My, My. Letitia James Is Going For Trump's Jugular! Good!
The New York attorney general asked a judge to ban former President Donald Trump from doing real estate business in the state for life, ban him from serving as an officer or director of a New York corporation, and fined $370 million.

Anybody else still curious who planted the pipe bombs, disabled Mike Pence’s key card, removed the panic button in Ayanna Presley’s office, and shared the locations of non-reinforced Capitol windows? - Andrea Junker



Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo
Those are in your face French Alps. Just stunning.

Have a wonderful weekend everybody!



  1. I was very relieved to find out Andrea Bocelli has also denied that he is supporting RFK, Jr. and is not attending his birthday fundraiser! The campaign says this was all communicated by a PAC and that they had no knowledge of the event. I kinda doubt that, but maybe so since PACs and campaigns have to avoid communication with each other. Either way, it makes RFK, Jr. look like a duplicitous Republican...oh, wait, he already looks like that! Just sayin'!

  2. Does it seem weird to anyone else that the Jeffrey Epstein list was in the news for like one day and now seems to have disappeared completely. I was expecting more. Salivating, actually.