Monday, January 15, 2024

Iowa GOP chair predicts ‘robust turnout’ at caucuses despite frigid conditions

Iowa GOP chair predicts ‘robust turnout’ at caucuses despite frigid conditions
...“I really think now — as long as there’s not ice that actually makes it impossible to travel and as long as we don’t have whiteout conditions, snow actually falling — I think temperatures are the least of my concern in terms of depressing turnout. Iowans know how to dress for that,” Iowa GOP chair Jeff Kaufmann told reporters at a Bloomberg event Sunday.

I have no idea who will win the caucus but I do know that Iowa evangelicals are nuts.

IOWA CAUCUS FORECAST: IQs tonight expected to dip into the single digits. - Andy Borowitz

The World Is A Safer Place Without Republicans

Trump Invites Houthi Rebels to Mar-a-Lago. - Andy Borowitz

Iowans want a President who's flown on Epstein's jet 7 times, keeps classified docs in his shi**er, cut a single with jailed insurrectionists who attacked our Capitol, and raped a woman in a Bergdorf Goodman changing room. These are the issues most important to Ma and Pa Iowa. - Jeremy Newberger

Dear God, Trump Did Bring Out The Worst In Americans.
A new poll shows that a shocking number of voters, including an overwhelming majority of Republicans, agree with Donald Trump’s rhetoric when he claims immigrants are “poisoning the blood” of America.

Do Republican Christians realize that Jesus would have been brown-skinned, dark-eyed, peace-loving, pro-Women's Rights, a Social Democrat, and Jewish? - Brian Unger

Republican Shenanigans

DeSantis Vows To Stay in Race Until The Last Voter He Meets is Alienated.
- Andy Borowitz

You Thought Germans Were Dumb To Embrace Hitler? Americans Are Dumber.


Keep Martin Luther King Jr.'s name out of your f*cking mouths. - Middle Age Riot


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Rock The Voter News

Whenever a defeatist Biden supporter moans that there’s no point because Trump is going to win, Trump gets closer to winning. Everybody thought Harry Truman was going to lose in 1948. - Andy Borowitz

Biden-Harris Raised $117 Million. Trump Hasn't Reported His Cash On Hand.
The Biden-Harris reelection campaign announced on Monday it has $117 million on hand, in what aides claim is the largest sum for any Democratic candidate in history at this point in the race.

8 years ago today 
Donald Trump spoke at Liberty University, 
founded by a segregationist ,
who defended apartheid,
on #MLKday.

And Irony hanged itself. - John Fugelsang


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"Donald Trump would give you the shirt off his back. He only cares about you."

--Heard in Iowa yesterday

"I don't care if you're sick as a dog and die in the cold caucusing for me. It will be worth it."

--Donald Trump in Iowa yesterday

Be Careful ! Stay Safe and Warm!
'To highlight just how intense this outbreak of Arctic air is, over 95 million citizens fall within a Wind Chill Warning, Advisory, or Watch as of midnight tonight,' NWS agency said.

"One day we must ask the question, 'Why are there forty million poor people in America?' ... When you ask that question, you begin to question the capitalistic economy."
-MLK, speech to the Southern Christian Leadership Conference, 1967



  1. 🥰 Aww! Even with that mustache, little Taco is still a cutie! I'm a bit concerned about the demon eyes revealed in the photo! 😘

  2. Butcan he raise his rigt paw straightly above his head?

  3. Don't see it.....
    maybe ya'd better get a sharpie and darken
    it so's we can see it?