Gov. Ron DeSantis said it's "not uniform throughout the state that you're seeing massive crowds at beaches," despite videos of gatherings in Tampa Bay.
If you can’t say anything nice about Trump, then you’re a good judge of character. - Jeffrey Guterman
The World Is A Safer Place Without
- Surgeon general: 15 days of social distancing ‘likely not going to be enough’ to halt coronavirus
- China state media says Trump is "pandering" to racists, pandemic response is "sloppy and belated"
- Iran defends response as virus deaths surpass 1,000
- Report: Surge in white nationalism ramps up violence threat
- A 5.7 magnitude earthquake shook Utah's Salt Lake City area
This morning a White House official referred to #Coronavirus as the “Kung-Flu” to my face. Makes me wonder what they’re calling it behind my back. - Weijia Jiang, CBS
It's Going To Get Worse, Folks
A plan developed by the federal government to combat the coronavirus reportedly projects the pandemic will last 18 months or more and could feature multiple “waves,” The New York Times reported.
“Shortages of products may occur, impacting health care, emergency services, and other elements of critical infrastructure,” the plan warns...
The Senate voted not to remove Trump February 5th. It seems like a lifetime ago.
- Trump’s new pandemic drumbeat: ‘Chinese virus’
- Trump Claims He’s ‘Done a Very Good Job’ From the Beginning of the ‘Chinese Virus’
- 'I'm Married to an Asian': Kellyanne Conway Demands Reporter Name White House Official Who Said 'Kung Flu'
- McConnell lengthening votes, encouraging social distancing amid coronavirus
- Chrissy Teigen: Melania Trump failing to 'be best' amid coronavirus
- Senate coronavirus vote delayed after Rand Paul pushes doomed amendment
Americans Demand Immediate Quarantining of Rand Paul in Guantanamo. - Andy Borowitz
Dr. Fauci said he has no idea who locked Jared Kushner in the bathroom. - Andy Borowitz
Californians Are Going To Mexico To Buy Toilet Paper
Desperate Californians are flooding into Northern Baja in search of water, toilet paper and other items.
An hour before the Costco in Tijuana opened Tuesday morning, there was already a line forming. Employees said that in recent days, by 10 a.m., there have been 600 people in line. They know this because the store only has 600 shopping carts and those have all been taken.
"Trump's tweetin' today like Bob Mueller is standin' in the White House driveway with a grand jury subpoena." - Tea Pain
In my lifetime Republicans have ignored the AIDS epidemic, crushed union workers, exploited a terror attack on my hometown to justify an immoral war, tank the economy, let New Orleans get destroyed, and let a pandemic grind our country to a halt so I tend to vote for democrats. - Tom Brennan
Rock The Voter News
- Biden sweeps Sanders in Illinois, Florida and Arizona
- Bernie Sanders to 'Assess' Campaign, Focus on Coronavirus, After Another Round of Losses
- Bernie Sanders Camp Swats Down 'Absolutely False' Report Claiming End of Campaign After Twitter Frenzy
- Warren joins calls for Trump to mobilize Army Corp of Engineers
"no one saw this coming" says the moron who fired the pandemic response team, went golfing, called it a hoax, went golfing again, said he had a "hunch" it wasn't all that deadly, went golfing again, and bragged that 15 cases would soon be down do zero. but cool story, asshole. - Jeff Tiedrich
Trump's Coronavirus Plan Isn't Going Well
Morning Joe chief medical correspondent Dr. Dave Campbell warned that the U.S. doesn’t have enough ventilators to deal with the coronavirus, partially because they were already bought out by other countries ahead of time.
Ashish Jha, director of the Harvard Global Health Institute: “The only shot we have, I believe, of staving off the worst is going to a national quarantine for 14 days.”
- Trump orders HUD to suspend evictions and foreclosures
- Treasury plan calls for emergency checks starting April 6
- Mnuchin: We won't let unemployment get to 20 percent
- German firm insists Trump didn’t try to buy coronavirus vaccine
- Airlines start alerting travelers with flights to Costa Rica
Maybe the only upside to this virus is that I can now blame it for the days I stay in, talk to no one, watch movies, and eat frozen pizza. - Conan O'Brien
Dow Jones Pulls Down Trump's Pants
The Dow Jones Industrial Average on Wednesday erased all the gains it had made since President Trump took office amid the ongoing economic fallout from the coronavirus epidemic.
The morning of Trump's inauguration, the stock index opened at 19,795 and closed at 19,827. At its lowest point on Wednesday, it fell to 19,700.
Okay guys, I'm getting on the road. If I start seeing abandoned vehicles in the middle of the highway, I'm turning my ass around. - Woman in the Moon
I'd Rather You Laugh Than Cry