Thursday, March 19, 2020

Americans' coronavirus fears spike: poll

Americans' coronavirus fears spike: poll
Americans’ fears surrounding the coronavirus that has rocked public life in the U.S. have spiked, according to a poll released Thursday.

Good thing we have Space Force instead of the US Pandemic Response team, amirite?

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

If Trump wants to call covid-19 the Chinese Virus, China is justified in calling Trump the American Syphilis. - Andy Borowitz

School Safety Trump Style: Cancel the Meeting
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention on Tuesday abruptly canceled an online briefing with school superintendents, and their association called on the agency and the White House to clarify federal guidance for schools struggling amid the coronavirus outbreak.

Three Nigerian princes have emailed me about how they plan to respond to Coronavirus. - George Wallace

Republican Shenanigans

People are dying who have never died before. - Donald J. Trump, March 18, 2020

A Republican Warned His Buds, Last Month, That All Virus Hell Would Break Out
The chairman of the Senate Intelligence Committee warned a small group of well-connected constituents three weeks ago to prepare for dire economic and societal effects of the coronavirus, according to a secret recording obtained by NPR.
The remarks from U.S. Sen. Richard Burr(R)  were more stark than any he had delivered in more public forums.
On Feb. 27, when the United States had 15 confirmed cases of COVID-19, President Trump was tamping down fears and suggesting the virus could be seasonal.

Triumphant Jared Kushner Announces Plan To Move CDC Headquarters To Jerusalem. - The Onion


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Trump Quietly Checks With Aides To Make Sure He’d Be Included In Receiving $1,000 Government Checks. - The Onion

Feel Good Photo: A sweet little girl 
gazing at Michelle Obama's portrait.

Rock The Voter News

New York Governor Warns of Shortages
New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo on Wednesday explained that a basic problem facing hospitals in his state and around the country in the worsening coronavirus outbreak is a shortage of the equipment that helps critically ill people breathe.

What the hell are we waiting for? Tests! Masks! Ventilators! Surge capacity! Federal guidelines! The truth! - Dan Rather


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Business/Tech News

At this point I would feel safer if the Coronavirus gave a press conference about how it’s going to save us from Trump. - OhNoSheTwitnt

Trump Wants Poor People To Die. It's That Simple.
The Agriculture Department said Wednesday that it would appeal a judge’s ruling that it would be “arbitrary and capricious” to move forward during a global health crisis with food stamp changes that could force hundreds of thousands from the program.

Planet Earth Doesn't Know How To Make It Any Clearer It Wants Everyone To Leave. - The Onion


I'd Rather You Laugh Than Cry


Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo

I love Mr. Woodpecker's food storage cabinet.


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