Friday, October 11, 2019

Ex-Ukraine ambassador suggests Giuliani associates played role in her ouster

Ex-Ukraine ambassador suggests Giuliani associates played role in her ouster
The former U.S. ambassador to Ukraine abruptly recalled from her post by President Trump earlier this year told Congress that she suspects Rudy Giuliani pushed for her ouster on behalf of two of his associates who were arrested this week for an alleged foreign influence scheme.

Is there anything more joyful than the sound of many whistles blowin'? - Tea Pain

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Trump announces he will send more troops to Saudi Arabia than will be withdrawn from Syria to protect the Kurds, proving his only real reason for sending troops is their ability of other countries to pad his pockets. - Justin Horowitz

Ukraine President Holds Longest Press Conference Ever.
Volodymyr Zelensky, a popular comedian before he was elected president of Ukraine this spring, promised to bring a fresh kind of politics to the ex-Soviet nation.
And on Thursday, he did what no politician had done before -- a more than 12-hour press conference that Ukraine's National Records Agency declared the longest in world history.

Christian Fundamentalists: If Trump was a Democrat, you’d be screaming that he was the antichrist. - Stephen King

Republican Shenanigans

If you're feeling down, ask yourself what's going to be more enjoyable:Trump and Giuliani publicly turning on each other, orTrump and Lindsey Graham publicly turning on each other.

Because both will happen. -   John Fugelsang

Nothing To See Here, Move Along
Attorney General Bill Barr privately met with Fox Corporation Chairman Rupert Murdoch at Murdoch’s home in New York, according to a new report.
The New York Times reported that Barr met with Murdoch on Wednesday evening:
“The meeting was held at Mr. Murdoch’s home in New York, according to someone familiar with it. It was unclear if anyone else attended or what was discussed. Aides to both Mr. Murdoch and Mr. Barr declined requests for comment on the meeting.”

Trump's hit on Biden as an ass-kisser while a dreamy-eyed Mike Pence swooned stage right also exhausted a massive amount of our national irony supply. - Rick Wilson

All the President's Consiglieres 
The president’s decision to bulk up his legal team with former South Carolina Rep. Trey Gowdy amid a widening impeachment inquiry is drawing criticism from one of his high-profile supporters...“Trey Gowdy doesn’t know s***,”...


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Rock The Voter News

A man asked Liz Warren “What would you say to someone who said ‘I believe a marriage is between one man and one woman.’?

Warren: “I’d tell them to just marry one woman... if they can find one.”

Roody Colludy Is Knee Deep In Ukraine Henchmen
It was at the Trump International Hotel.
That's where Rudy Giuliani, the president's personal lawyer, huddled Wednesday with two foreign contacts who had been central to a campaign urging Ukrainian authorities to open an investigation into President Donald Trump’s Democratic rival Joe Biden.
By dinner time, Giuliani’s Ukrainian lunch partners, Lev Parnas and Igor Fruman, were placed under arrest by FBI agents at Dulles International Airport, as they clutched one-way tickets to Frankfurt, Germany.
What has since spilled from federal authorities and court documents are details of a tangled criminal inquiry highlighting the efforts of Parnas and Fruman to funnel huge caches of foreign money to U.S. political campaigns – a troubling narrative that now intersects with Congress’ fast-moving inquiry into the impeachment of the president.

Trump Furious After Nobel Committee Gives Him Participation Trophy. - Andy Borowitz


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Business/Tech News

STUDY: Millions Could Be Saved by Impeaching Pence at the Same Time. - Andy Borowitz

Listeria Alert!
Do you store chicken in your freezer? You might want to take a look at the label.
In late September, Tip Top Poultry, Inc. issued a voluntary recall of all "cooked, hot deboned fowl meat" due to possible Listeria contamination. On Tuesday, Tip Top expanded it to include additional products and retailers.

Someone just said to me that Mike Pence looks like an unflavored gummy bear and that couldn't be more perfect. - Roland Scahill



Pretty please with sprinkles on top?


Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo

Actual men's shoes worn by Allied spies during World War II to steer the adversaries in the opposite direction. I wonder if they made women's high heels.


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