Monday, April 1, 2019

Trump calls Rep. Adam Schiff a Pencil Neck

Trump campaign starts selling 'Pencil-neck Adam Schiff' t-shirts
President Trump's 2020 presidential campaign is now selling "Pencil-Neck Adam Schiff" T-shirts, after Trump coined the new nickname at a .


April is Donald Trump Awareness Month — please help find a cure - Jeff Tiedrich





The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

I wonder if the reason Trump Administration treats Puerto Ricans as second-class citizens is because they think Puerto Rico is one of the “3 Mexican countries” - Ana Navarro-Cardenas





Democrats Prepping For Barr Wars
Democrats in the House of Representatives are getting ready to drop the hammer on Attorney General Bill Barr Wednesday by subpoenaing special counsel Robert Mueller’s entire report.


Fox & Friends Blames Obama For Creating Additional Mexicos - Andy Borowitz





Republican Shenanigans

Voters Who Favor Border Wall Can't Identify Border On A Map - Andy Borowitz







Wouldn't This Be Nice?
New York’s attorney general has turned her sweeping investigative powers to focus on the Trump Organization — which she has the power to potentially dissolve.










Our historic experiment in Democracy is in great peril.  April Fools!!! (Pause) Hello?  Anyone? - Conan O'Brien



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‘There Is Beauty In Decay,’ Says Head Of Federal Highway Administration While Surveying Nation’s Crumbling Roads. - The Onion





Rock The Voter News

Sort of curious to see how President Trump handles April Fools Day on Twitter... Does he tell the truth? - Dan Rather tweet






Whistleblower: Security Clearances Don't Seem To Be Important To This White House
A White House staff member has told House investigators that senior officials have overruled concerns raised about 25 individuals whose security clearances were initially denied over a range of disqualifying issues -- such as fears about foreign influence and potential conflicts-of-interests -- warning of the grave implications to national security, according to a senior Democratic lawmaker.



Trump Confident That Supporters Are Incapable Of Reading Mueller Report - Andy Borowitz






If This Doesn't Define Cruel and Unusual Punishment, I Don't Know What Does
The Supreme Court made it clear on Monday that the U.S. Constitution does not guarantee a prisoner sentenced to capital punishment “a painless death,” paving the way for the execution of a convicted murderer who sought to die by lethal gas rather than lethal injection because of a rare medical condition...The court’s five conservatives were in the majority and its four liberals dissented.


Report Reveals Jesus Christ May Have Benefited From Father’s Influential Position To Gain High-Powered Role As Lord And Savior - The Onion

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Donald Trump is:
1) "a billionaire" but you can't see his taxes
2) "a genius" but you can't see his grades
3) "exonerated" but you can't see the report.
It's no wonder people point and laugh at right-wingers - Alex Cole


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FAA To Ban Plane Crashes - The Onion


Just try to lock me up.

Historic Medicare Fraud Champ Leads Replacement For Obamacare
Republican Sen. Rick of Scott, one of the Republican senators President Trump has tasked with devising a replacement for the Affordable Care Act, denounced the "Medicare for all" proposal, warning that the progressive plan endorsed by several 2020 Democratic White House hopefuls would "ruin" the health care system in the U.S. 








"The two greatest obstacles to democracy in the United States are, first, the widespread delusion among the poor that we have a democracy, and second, the chronic terror among the rich, lest we get it." - Edward Dowling



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Moving delayed until tomorrow.


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Odd News


Time To Deflate Photo
A tulip field in Lisse, Netherlands. Think Spring! It's around the corner.

Peace.

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