Friday, March 29, 2019

Rand Paul: 'Time for Congress to investigate' Obama

Rand Paul: 'Time for Congress to investigate' Obama
Sen. Rand Paul (R-Ky.) said Wednesday that lawmakers should investigate former President Obama, suggesting that he could have played a role in the years-long Russia investigation that concluded over the weekend.

 Rand Rubles Paul wants to investigate Obama and Obama will tell you that in 2016 your very own GOP Senate leader was against Obama informing Americans that Russia was interfering in the election.

Lindsey Graham says: “President Trump has been good to me in the sense that he's allowed me in his world." Is he kidding? I’d call him Little Mermaid, but Mermaids have spines! - Bette Midler

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Trump tells the Hannity show that wind power doesn't work because "it only blows sometimes" 
Unlike, say, the Hannity show. - John Fugelsang

Mitch McConnell Dislikes Puerto Rico As Much As Trump
Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell on Thursday took procedural steps to block further amendments to a massive disaster aid bill, a move sure to anger Democrats.
Senate Democrats are threatening to oppose the $13 billion dollar disaster aid bill unless it includes more money for Puerto Rico, even as President Donald Trump complains that Congress is providing too much money to the island.

Trump mocks asylum seekers, mimicking them saying, "I am very afraid for my life, I’m afraid for my life." Then he says, "it’s a big fat con job." - Colby Itkowitz tweet, Washington Post

Republican Shenanigans

The GOP is terrified of Adam Schiff because they can’t block him from being briefed on classified information. 
That’s all this is. They don’t want someone as tenacious as Schiff to get that full briefing on the Mueller report. - Angry Staffer

Aw, Sibling Rivalry, How Cute.
First daughter Ivanka Trump was reportedly in a “tussle” of sorts with her older brother, Donald Trump Jr., over who would potentially follow in the footsteps of their father and run for president. She even “has a hissy fit” when Trump Jr. gets good press, said the author of a new book.

I agree with Trump that Adam Schiff does not belong in Congress. He should be President. - Andy Borowitz


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Rock The Voter News

“Those who read ‘Moby-Dick’ looking for whales will be sorely disappointed,” Barr wrote. “There are no whales here.” - Andy Borowitz

No One Wants To Be A Border Agent. Wonder Why?
Border Patrol struggling to hire, keep agents, but may never get 5,000 Trump ordered.
When U.S. Border Patrol agents called on the patrol's air unit to provide overhead coverage for operations, about four out of five requests were rejected over three recent years.
The reason? A lack of pilots.
And the staffing crisis at Border Patrol doesn't end with pilots.

Betsy DeVos woke up on her yacht and thought “what disadvantaged group can I take federal funding away from today?” Don’t judge Betsy DeVos until you sail a mile in her yacht. - Chelsea Handler


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Business/Tech News

If you think fertilized eggs are people but women who've walked their kids 2,000 miles aren't, stop pretending your concerns are religious. - LOLGOP

You must pray the gay away.
Mike Pence Is Gonna Be Pissed
Google is pulling a gay conversion therapy app that was banned by Apple, Amazon, and Microsoft months ago. Despite pressure from LGBTQ rights groups, Google had refused to ban the app from Living Hope Ministries, saying it didn’t clearly violate its Play Store terms of service. A Google spokesperson said: “After consulting with outside advocacy groups, reviewing our policies, and making sure we had a thorough understanding of the app and its relation to conversion therapy, we’ve decided to remove it from the Play Store, consistent with other app stores.”

Trump says the GOP is the “Party of HealthCare”, meanin’ they’ll have it and you won’t. - Tea Pain



Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo
I wonder what that jaguar is looking at -- dinner?


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