Wednesday, August 22, 2018

It's Mueller Time!

Avenatti on Trump’s ‘fatal mistake’: ‘He should have shown loyalty to Michael Cohen’
"Donald Trump made a fatal mistake, and that is when he was elected to the presidency, he didn't take Michael Cohen with him," Avenatti, who is mulling a Democratic presidential campaign in 2020, said.

If only there were precedent for a Republican Congress impeaching a President for crimes associated with covering up an affair. - Tim Miller

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Stunning that Trump’s defenders are down to “you can’t indict a sitting president” as their last and only talking point. - Nicolle Wallace

How Many Crimes Has Cohen Committed?
Investigators in New York state have issued a subpoena to Michael Cohen as part of their criminal probe into the Trump Foundation.
A spokesman for Democratic Gov. Andrew Cuomo’s tax department confirmed the subpoena to The Associated Press on Wednesday.

BREAKING: The White House is on lockdown after someone hurled a TV out of the second story window. - Andy Borowitz

Republican Shenanigans

Folks, not to get too political on here, but it seems like the guy who brags about his hiring ability so much he even had a TV show about it kinda sucks at hiring people. - OhNoSheTwint

Swamp Gas Alert!
Republican megadonors Sheldon and Miriam Adelson combined to give $25 million last month to the Senate Leadership Fund, a super PAC dedicated to protecting the GOP majority in the U.S. Senate.

I'm glad the media is using her full name, "Omarosa Manigault-Newman," so I don't get her confused with other Omarosas. - Conan O'Brien


 Click here to meet C.W.


Rock The Voter News

Michael Cohen should be sentenced to be Hillary Clinton’s butler for 10 years - Roland Scahill

Michael Cohen Tries To Delete Karma 
A day after pleading guilty to a swarm of criminal charges, Michael Cohen deleted a gloating tweet predicting that Hillary Clinton would end up in jail.

Same people screaming “they broke the law!” about terrified Central American moms who committed a *misdemeanor* suddenly not so into “zero tolerance” where law-breaking is concerned. - Chris Hayes


 Click here to visit Wattensaw Press


Call into our newsroom just now: "At some point we're just gonna start shooting you fucking assholes." - Amanda Lee Myers, AP reporter

Business/Tech News

OK. Now Free The Keebler Elves!
After more than a century behind bars, the beasts on boxes of animal crackers are roaming free.
Mondelez International, the parent company of Nabisco, has redesigned the packaging of its Barnum’s Animals crackers in response to pressure from People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.

Every time a reporter says "thanks, Sarah" to @PressSec Sarah Sanders a truth angel throws up a little in its mouth.- Randi Mayem Singer


The Good News: I love my new dentist
The Bad News: Several more appointments


Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo
Auto Polo around 1910. Gee, it's a shame it never caught on.


1 comment:

  1. They still play golf cart polo at the San Diego Polo club sometimes, but real polo, the horse helps, cars, they don't care.