Thursday, August 23, 2018

As The World Burns...

South Africa blasts Trump for telling State Dept to look into "large scale killing" of white farmers 
President Trump on Tuesday said he's asked Secretary of State Mike Pompeo to look into "land farm seizures" and the "large scale killing of farmers" in South Africa after Fox News host Tucker Carlson aired a segment on the topic.

Study: Nation Could Save Millions by Impeaching Pence at Same Time - Andy Borowitz

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

I liked the "sex isn't sex" administration so much better than the "truth isn't truth" one. -  Randi Mayem Singer

War On Hillary Soon To Enter Third Decade
The president’s personal attorney called on Attorney General Jeff Sessions to prosecute Hillary Clinton over the 2016 election.

First Lady Melania Trump addresses conference on cyberbullying and then returns to her day job: sitting in her room and waiting for Donald to die. - Jeff Tiedrich

Pence Asked Jesus To Rapture Him Up Before Mueller Indicts Him - Andy Borowitz

Republican Shenanigans

"Lock her up" chants about Hillary Clinton at a Trump rally on the day Trump's campaign manager and personal lawyer get jail time is really GOP politics right now in a nutshell. - Ezra Klein

One Holdout Juror Saved Manafort
Manafort juror reveals a single holdout prevented Mueller’s team from convicting on all counts
Paul Manafort narrowly escaped an estimated 300-plus years in prison, according to one juror interviewed by Fox News Wednesday.

Mitch McConnell Shatters Usain Bolt’s Speed Record While Running From Reporter - Andy Borowitz


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A full month has passed since the deadline for the administration to reunite families it separated at the border, but 565 children are still waiting to see their parents again. - Hillary Clinton tweet

Rock The Voter News

Trump Boys Frantically Burning Stacks Of Printed-Out Emails To Eliminate Paper Trail - The Onion

I miss your smokey eye Sarah.
Sarah Sanders Shrugs Off #BeBest
White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders on Wednesday dismissed the fact that President Donald Trump had hired multiple convicted felons who have worked either for his administration or as part of his presidential campaign.
When one reporter asked Sanders about whether Trump broke his promise that he would only hire “the best” people to work for him, Sanders shrugged it off by claiming that only a small percentage of the president’s employees had been convicted of felonies.

The fact that Sarah Huckabee Sanders still defends Donald Trump is amazing. He could be in prison and Sarah Huckabee would say he’s staying at an Airbnb. - Chelsea Handler


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Business/Tech News

I hate when people make Trump out to be this strategic character and aware...
He is a buffoon who was given a lot of money, bankrupted a lot of companies, paid off a lot of women, and hires horrible people.
He isn’t playing chess. He is playing solitaire with baseball cards. - Tony Posnanski

CNN Reporter Hires Bodyguard
Few reporters have lived the Trump administration's war against the press more vividly than April Ryan, a 21-year veteran of the White House press corps who has seen her national profile grow along with concerns about her physical safety.
"They've put a target on my head.... I've had death threats. I've had craziness," said Ryan, who revealed to The Hollywood Reporter that she recently hired a bodyguard to protect her. "All I'm going to say for my safety is: I have a team." (She said the White House should pay for her protection.)

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths. - Steven Wright



Odd News

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