I'm taking a sick day to see the dentist

I have a few memes so your visit won't be completely wasted

Microsoft Corporation: We found more Russian hacking tries ahead of  midterm elections

I admire the Melania Trump speech against cyber bullying the way I admire Eva Braun’s passionate call for tolerance, Camille Cosby’s fiery address about believing female accusers and Lady MacBeth’s epic monologue about nonviolence. - John Fugelsang

As the Mueller Siege Tightens, Trump's Twitter Rage Crests

My fellow Americans: Rudy Giuliani is right: truth isn’t truth. And climate change isn’t real, and Donald Trump isn’t president! Feels better already,
doesn’t it? - Bette Midler

Trump fixer Michael Cohen may plead guilty today as part of cooperation agreement: report

Fun fact about Nancy Pelosi: she got a late start in politics compared to her male colleagues because she had and raised five kids while volunteering in the Democratic Party before running for elected office. - Alan Brauer

USDA Rolls Out New School Brunch Program For Wealthier School Districts -The Onion

 My orchid plant's first bloom in a pot I made out of concrete and a towel.

Peace.