Monday, July 30, 2018

Russia brags knowing USA's and Europe's military plans

Russia's top diplomat has claimed his country has insider knowledge on the military plans of the U.S. and its Western allies.
Russia Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov made the remarks while addressing the Terra Scientia on Klyazma River National Educational Youth Forum...

Actually, Trump posting 600 times today about the Mueller probe is proof that he’s got everything under control. - Patrick Monahan

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Attorney General Jeff Sessions announces "Religious Liberty Task Force"
Sessions says the task force will "help the Department fully implement our religious liberty guidance," including "making sure our employees know their duties to accommodate people of faith."

Maybe we can combine the Religious Liberty Task Force with the Space Force and launch these intolerant bigoted fvckfaces into the sun. - Jeff Tiedrich

Okay but if someone tries to order a gay cake in space, will it be the jurisdiction of the Religious Liberty Task Force or Space Force? - Jess Dweck

The Religious Liberty Task Force is forcibly tasked with giving certain religious people the liberty to believe Jesus hates the same people they do. - John Fugelsang

Republican Shenanigans

Floodwaters rushing into the WH, but POTUS is only up to his knees. 
Giuliani swims by and says, "We're all drowning! How come you’re only up to your knees?" 
Trump smiles and sez,  "I'm standingon Don Jr.!"- Bette Midler

Trump & New York Times Differ On Their Conversation. Hint: Trump Lied.
President Trump on Sunday intensified his assaults on media organizations that cover him and his administration, dismissing them as unpatriotic and irresponsible.
The attacks followed a tweet from the president in which he revealed that he had met the publisher of The New York Times, A.G. Sulzberger, and outlined some details of their conversation.

People I know you're all concerned that a pickaxe violently smashed up Trump's Hollywood Walk of Fame star but I assure you that the pickaxe is ok. - John Fugelsang

I’m beginning to think Rudy Giuliani got his law degree from Trump University and his personality from Ambien. - Chelsea Handler


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Rock The Voter News

Rudy Giuliani calls Michael Cohen a pathological liar!  What crust! This from the guy that informed his wife, Donna Hanover via press conference, that he was dumping her...- Bette Midler

The 400 lb muscle guy sitting on his bed hacking.
Well, It Looks Like The Midterms Will Go Red Without Paper Ballots
Hackers from around the world had the rare opportunity to crack election-style voting machines this weekend in Las Vegas -- and they didn't disappoint.
After nearly an hour and a half, Carsten Schürmann, an associate professor with IT-University of Copenhagen, successfully cracked into a voting machine at Las Vegas' Defcon convention on Friday night


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Business/Tech News

My favorite part of the Bible is when Jesus invents a 3-D printer and prints everyone guns. - OhNoSheTwint

Farmers Ready To Follow Trump Off A Cliff. Yessiree Bob, They Are!
Farmers being hit by the Chinese tariffs imposed on American agriculture products as part of Trump’s trade war say they don’t want handouts.

The Internet manages to show how far our species have come while simultaneously showing how far we haven't. - John Fugelsang



Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo

Auroras on Jupiter or a Fascinator hat the British ladies wear?


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