Wednesday, April 11, 2018

Trump Tweets Missile Threats At Russia

Trump warns Russia to 'get ready' for U.S. strike on Syria
A Russian diplomat earlier said American military assets would be targeted in the event of missiles being fired at Syria.

FUN FACT: Trump has telegraphed ample warning to Putin to move all his military assets to safety.  #TrumpTreason - Tea Pain

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Russia vows to shoot down any and all missiles fired at Syria. Get ready Russia,  because they will be coming, nice and new and “smart!” You shouldn’t be partners with a Gas Killing Animal who kills his people and enjoys it! - Donald Trump tweet

Who's Got The Bigger Missiles?
Russia has warned that any U.S. missiles fired at Syria over a suspected chemical weapons attack on a rebel enclave would be shot down and the launch sites targeted, raising the possibility of a U.S.-Russian confrontation.

Mueller closing in on Trump at the same time an international crisis escalates has always been the doomsday scenario. God help us. - Matthew Miller

The American Dream is now that a reality TV host can go from firing Meat Loaf to firing Missiles. - John Fugelsang

The NRA & Russia
The National Rifle Association has accepted contributions from about 23 Russians, or Americans living in Russia, since 2015, the gun rights group acknowledged to Congress.

Republican Shenanigans

John Boehner just realized that the people who own this country can now make more $ selling weed than they currently do from locking up nonviolent men who sell weed. - John Fugelsang

House Speaker Paul Ryan Running Away Retiring
House Speaker Paul Ryan announced Wednesday that he will not seek re-election and will retire in January.
"You all know I did not seek this job," Ryan said, addressing reporters. "I took it reluctantly. ... I have no regrets."

Say what you will about Donald Trump, but he got Paul Ryan to quit. - Chip Chantry

The definition of insanity is behavin' like Nixon and expectin' different results. - Tea Pain

Bipartisan Senators Want To Protect Mueller
A bipartisan group of senators is moving to revive legislation protecting special counsel Robert Mueller from being fired by President Donald Trump.
Behind the measure are Republican Senators Thom Tillis of North Carolina and Lindsey Graham of South Carolina. They are being backed by Democrats Chris Coons of Delaware and Cory Booker of New Jersey.


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Shorter Facebook hearing:
"But where is the book where you keep these faces?"
"Senator I'm not following"
"The physical book, with the faces? There is a book, right?"
"My God, you're serious."
"My grandson said there was a book and I had to join it."
- Oliver Willis

Rock The Voter News

New Secretary Of State Asks Hillary For Suggestions
While preparing for his new role, Secretary of State-designate Mike Pompeo reached out to every living former secretary of state, including Hillary Clinton, sources told CNN.
During a call, Clinton pressed Pompeo on retaining career diplomats, a source familiar with the conversation said.

I can’t believe Hillary wrapped the murder weapon in Obama’s birth certificate and hid it in Michael Cohen’s office. - John Zal


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Business/Tech News

I hope congress doesn't break Facebook into pieces. 
I'd hate to log onto Nosebook or Earbook or Eyebook. - Ham On Wry Tweet

Fox's London Office Raided. There Is A God.
European Commission investigators raided Twenty-First Century Fox's London office on Tuesday, The Daily Telegraph reported.
Sources at the location told the newspaper that authorities were trying to be discreet and had been told to keep details of their mission confidential. The Telegraph reported that investigators will be on site through Wednesday and maybe Thursday.
Shares of Fox fell more than 1 percent in extended trading.

Mick Jagger in drag. He looks like my scary high school chemistry teacher.


Smiles Are Always Free Of Charge Here


Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo

This is what a sandstorm in United Arab Emirates looks like. I wonder why the camels crossed the road.


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