Tuesday, April 10, 2018

This is the best season of "The Apprentice"

FBI raid targeted records of payments to porn star, ex-Playmate
The FBI raid on President Donald Trump's personal attorney Michael Cohen sought information that included payments allegedly made to keep women silent about affairs with Trump more than a decade ago.

Does Trump realize that the NY AG who approved the warrant on Cohen is the very person who he personally interviewed, gave him the position, donated the max to his campaign and is a REPUBLICAN?

When Trump is put on house arrest, is he going to have to stay at the White House or Mar-a-Lago?- Tim Hanlon

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Overheard: MAGA apparently stands for "My Attorney's Getting Arrested."- George Takei

Innocent People Don't Whine Or Lie, Sarah
White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders on Tuesday insisted that the investigations into President Donald Trump’s campaign and acquaintances had “gone too far.”

Trump sends National Guard to his accountant's office. - Andy Borowitz

“If a mysterious virus suddenly started killing eight of our children every day, America would mobilize teams of doctors and public health officials. We would move heaven and earth until we found a way to protect our children. But not with gun violence.” - Se. Elizabeth Warren

Republican Shenanigans

Kim Jong-un Says He Will Meet with Whoever is U.S. President in May. - Andy Borowitz

Republicans Lied About Tax Cuts. Again.
The massive tax cuts signed into law in December, which Republicans said would pay for themselves, will balloon the U.S. deficit in years ahead, the Congressional Budget Office said on Monday, possibly hobbling President Donald Trump’s future agenda.

He's Cohen down... or am I Russian to judgment? Is it an optical collusion or just Watergate under the bridge? Is he dis-Putin all the allegations? Is he in t-Ruble? - Tyler Gorash


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'It's Over, You F*cker,' Nixon Tells Trump from Hell. - Andy Borowitz

Rock The Voter News

Ever notice that when you don't want to pay to educate poor kids you always end up paying to incarcerate poor dropouts? - John Fugelsang

Here's A Pussy That Trump Should Grab
Senate Democrats have obtained internal Environmental Protection Agency documents they say show no evidence of specific, credible, physical threats against Administrator Scott Pruitt.
Pruitt's staff cited death threats to rebut criticism of Pruitt flying in first-class airline seats and a full-time security detail of 20 armed officers.



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Business/Tech News

If there was another country in the world where cops killed people at rate they do in America, State Dept. would advise you not to go there. - Richard Hine

I Wish There Was A Ben & Jerry's Near Me In Costa Rica. I Scream For Ice Cream.
Ice cream enthusiasts are in for some free sweet treats on April 10 thanks to Ben & Jerry’s annual Free Cone Day.
From 12 p.m. and 8 p.m. on Tuesday, Ben & Jerry’s scoop shops around the world will give away free ice cream to customers on its 40th annual Free Cone Day.

“We act insane, because if we didn't, we would most surely become insane."
―Hawkeye Pierce in MASH



Miss Manners Updates Place Setting

Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo

A mother Toucan feeding her baby a red M&M.


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