Friday, March 2, 2018

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Wall Street Journal calls for Ivanka and Kushner to leave White House
The Wall Street Journal called on President Trump's daughter and son-in-law Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner on Friday to consider leaving their White House jobs, calling them a "political liability" in an already turbulent administration.

Republican Party Motto: 
“We believe in small government that doesn’t interfere with businesses or personal liberties — unless you don’t share our extremist views on guns, gods, gays and gynecology.” - Mrs. Betty Bowers

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Trump plans to retaliate against President Vladimir Putin by
-still not implementing the bipartisan sanctions authorized by Congress
-still not granting NSA authority to disrupt Russian hacking of our next election
-demanding Hillary Clinton's impeachment. 
- John Fugelsang

Trump Flips On Background Checks
The White House on Friday walked back President Trump’s apparent support for universal background checks for gun purchases.
Press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders said Trump supports “not necessarily universal background checks, but certainly improving the background check system.”

Most amazing thing I have learned today.
MAGA - you know, like Make America Great Again - is in Nigerian parlance a word that means easily fooled idiot.
So, hey there all you MAGA folks - Nigeria knew what you were long before the rest of us did. - Kurt Eichenwald

Republican Shenanigans

Tucker Carlson has turned on Trump. Assaulting women, supporting Nazis and endorsing a child molester was ok with Tucker, but threatening to take away people's guns was just TOO MUCH. - Andy Borowitz

New reports say ISIS is plotting a chemical weapons attack on the US. At this hour, Alec Baldwin is likely more informed on the topic than Donald Trump. - Richard Hine

Trump Mixes Things Up A Bit. Worldwide Tariffs!
President Donald Trump said that he plans to impose a 25% tariff on imported steel and 10% tariff on imported aluminum. The announcement sent markets tumbling more than 500 points on Thursday.
The proposal has left beer and beverage companies wary. More than half of the beer produced every year in the U.S. is packed in aluminum cans or aluminum bottles. 

Trump appears to be having a tariff tantrum.

I'd like to thank the US Judicial Branch for proving to the rest of the world that America proudly has one branch of govt that still, y'know, functions.- John Fugelsang


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Rock The Voter News

The “AR” in AR-15 actually stands for Ayn Rand, and the 15 is for the age you should realize her philosophy is poison. - Nate Patrin

The Peace Corps was established today in 1961 by JFK with executive order - portrayed here by Norman Rockwell

Be in like Flynn. FLIP! FLIP! FLIP!
Mueller Is On Kushner Like White On Rice. Oh My.
Federal investigators are scrutinizing whether any of Jared Kushner's business discussions with foreigners during the presidential transition later shaped White House policies in ways designed to either benefit or retaliate against those he spoke with, according to witnesses and other people familiar with the investigation.

Raise your hand if you are a presidential daughter not under FBI investigation


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Business/Tech News

The Dow just fell 500 points over Trump starting a Trade War with China over tariffs but I can't get to an AM radio to find out why it's Obama's fault.  - John Fugelsang

Sweden says -- suck on this.
Sweden Responds To Trump's Tariff Tantrum
Sweden's Electrolux (ELUXb.ST), Europe's largest home appliance maker, said on Friday it would delay a planned $250 million investment in Tennessee, after U.S. President Donald Trump announced tariffs on imported aluminum and steel.

Dollar Tree To Stop Selling Assault Weapons - The onion


You are very welcome as I feel the same way!


Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo

Tomorrow, Apollo 9 launched in 1969, 4 months before the lunar landing -- during the mission, David Scott emerges from command module. What the heck is that beneath the hatch? An antenna? A robot?



  1. Thank you for the penguin colony link. First happy news in a week.

    1. AHNC searches for happy news. Glad you enjoyed it!