Monday, February 19, 2018

Happy Presidents' Day

Trump blames FBI for Parkland massacre, suggesting Russia collusion probe was distraction
President Trump capped a week of heartbreak by suggesting in a tone deaf tweet that the Federal Bureau of Investigation was too distracted by the Russian collusion probe to investigate the Parkland, Fla., shooter.

I am so proud of those brave students at Parkland High School.

F+ck this Gundamentalist bullsh+t.
We fixed the part of the Constitution that allowed slavery.
We fixed the part of the Constitution that said women couldn't vote.
Now let's fix the part that (some people believe) allows private citizens to own weapons capable of mass slaughter.  - Randi Mayem Singer

The World Is A Safer Place Without Saddam Trump

Before entertaining  the ridiculous notion of arming teachers, worth considering the NYPD stat for hitting their target in gun fight is 18%. - Anthony Bourdain

I'm So Glad I Had A Limbaughtomy
Conservative talk radio host Rush Limbaugh on Sunday called for concealed carry in American schools to prevent mass shootings.
“The solution is we need concealed carry in these schools. If we are really serious about protecting the kids, we need a mechanism to be defensive when this kind of thing — if we’re not going to take action, we better have mechanisms in these schools to stop it when it breaks out,” Limbaugh told “Fox News Sunday.”

Teachers are heroes but I've seen them try to work an overhead projector and I don't believe they should have guns.- Ken Jennings

Remember, if you think God made DT president, you've confused God with dead slave owners who demanded an electoral college.
Happy #PresidentsDay2018!!! - John Fugelsang

Wow. Here's One Republican Criticizing Trump On Russia.
Former Rep. Joe Walsh (R-Ill.) criticized President Trump for not condemning Russia after charges were brought against 13 Russian nationals and three Russian groups.
"54 hours later, and this President STILL hasn't condemned Russia," Walsh tweeted Sunday.

Vice President Pence is shedding light on what he did and did not do when he was seated by North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un's sister during the opening ceremony.
Pence explained he didn't avoid her, he ignored her. Like he does all women. - Jimmy Kimmel

Republican Shenanigans

"Every time he sees me he says, 'I didn't do that,' and I really believe that when he tells me that, he means it. But he says, 'I didn't do that.' I think he is very insulted by it, which is not a good thing for our country," - Donald Trump, on Putin saying he didn't interfere with the 2016 election

Oh Gawd, They're Gonna Breed Online
A website that promises to “Make Dating Great Again!” matches Trump supporters looking for companionship, but it only allows users to register as a “straight man” or “straight woman”, although their relationship status is not limited to single.

Sarah Palin was watching Russia from her house this whole time and didn’t say a damn thing. Pretty suspect.- Kaivan Shroff


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Rock The Voter News

Teenagers who were almost murdered four days ago are leading the nation on gun control. The head of Trump’s EPA is afraid to fly coach. - Sam Adams

THIS Is The Real America, Goddammit! I Love These Kids!
Washington, D.C., area students on Monday staged protests against gun violence outside of the White House just days after 17 people were killed in a shooting at a South Florida high school.
Numerous students took part in a "lie-in" on the road outside of the White House, laying on the ground for three minutes at a time in an effort to symbolize the short amount of time it took alleged shooter Nikolas Cruz to gun down numerous people at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland, Fla., last week. 

Incomprehensible pain and loss at a high school, yet again, and it’s children who are the leading voices for action. Meanwhile, our president uses the tragedy to attack the investigation of a foreign adversary’s interference in our democracy. Shameful. - Sally Yates


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Business/Tech News

“I need every black man in the country to go out tomorrow and buy an AR-15 assault weapon. They’ll be banned by Tuesday”. ~ David Helton

Wow. Another Republican Goes After Republicans
A major Republican donor in Florida is threatening to cut off funding to politicians who oppose a ban on assault weapons. Florida-based real estate developer Al Hoffman Jr. has raised hundreds of millions of dollars for Republicans. But in the wake of the shooting at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland, Florida, Hoffman sent an email to other GOP donors, urging them to support a ban on assault weapons.

I'm not saying everyone in LA is stoned, but a cop just pulled me over to give me a high 5. - Conan O'Brien



Odd News

Time To Deflate Photo
Testing Football Helmets in 1912. Why am I not surprised?


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